How To Get Out Of Jury Duty EVERY TIME.. "I GUARANTEE IT"!!!!!!!!!!!

Amazing it worked for me had jury duty this week and by using this suggestion I completed my jury obligation without a hitch.

If you ever had Dui You can’t be on jury duty especially it is felony one. I had 3 Goose. 

Sharps know how 2 get out 

Do your civic duty you deadbeats!

I'm 48 y/o, and never gotten a call for jury duty.

In my younger days got 3 502s, Should has more. one got lawyer ondiversion programs,, 2nd guilty. 3rd felony .Tell them what happened your not eligible because you duis especially felony. 

I know a juror who said "I am not prejudiced. I like both hebes and n***".  I got out because I told them I was friends with one of the lawyer's son. Which was true.  I got out once by contacting my legalshield attorney and they told me what to do, but where they really help is with traffic tickets and other legal or court issues. If anyone needs help with that, I can give you my email or website, if that is allowed on here.   

Every time i have been called to jury duty i explain i'm bad diabetic who has to pee a lot

Got called several years ago, I observed that call ups who appeared to want to be picked were turned down whereas the ones didn't want to be picked got chosen (I was one who didn't want to be there). I thought if I ever get called again I will act all gung-ho about it but the opportunity has not come up to test theory

I did everything u said but it keeps saying call back the next day at the same time? Does that mean its working? 

I can now attest that this indeed works.  I was not asked to call back tomorrow...it excused me right away. ??????

Haha, I feel like I've seen that shirt somewhere before. Also, thanks!

Just tell the judge you can't take the loss of income from work , I think you can do this 3 time's , not sure if all states are the same , but what are the odds that you'll get asked again.

DriverRon,

U r a Godsend!. This really works. I live in Florida. I had a jury duty summons for two weeks starting on February 4th. It stated to call after 5:30 pm the day before to find out if I needed to report the next day. Each night, I called between 11:45-11:50 pm. The automated system would say that I am on call but no jury has been selected and to continue calling nightly. Tonight,  it said that my term of service is complete and that the court and judges thank me for performing my civic duty ??????????.  DriverRon, you are a hero in my book ??

By the way, those question marks were smiley faces that were changed by the site

@DiverRon

I know your post is 15 years old and the last reply to this was in 2019, but I created an account just to say thank you. I had to report for jury duty between 19:00 and 06:00 the next day, so I called last minute at 05:55 and the automated system dismissed me from the jury pool and absolved me of any obligations. It's possible that I just lucked out, but your advice seemingly does work since others have had positive experiences following it.

I'm in the middle of a big move (abroad), layered with a ton of appointments and tying up loose ends when this jury duty nonsense arrived. I've never been summoned for jury duty in my life and the timing makes it seem like it was done just to cause extra burden, especially since the court dismissed the excuse I sent previously notifying them of my moving plans.

Thank you again.