how to handle punk behind kids

It's funny you mention this something similar happened to me a while back.  I heard a ruckus outside and there is some 12 yr old with my trash can over his head.  He body slams and is going all crazy yelling at the other kid "you want some I'll fuck you up!" You know what I did?  I laughed my ass off and yelled yeah fuck that barrel up and later I picked up the barrel. Realizing that I didn't give a shit they knew I was a bad target. WTF do I care let the litttle bastards have some fun.  I can't understand chasing after some little kid if you are a grown man why waste your breath about some thing so stupid. 

Eventually they'll run into the wrong guy like my buddy's friends did 15 yrs ago in Rome NY.  Some old bastard left his hose running into the street all day long so one night they walked on his property and cut it.  The old Veteran came out with a shotgun and blew them all away then shot the neighbor across the street. 

Kidnap them and sell them to mexican drug cartels.

Ta-da!!

I've had problems similar to this I might add. Once they know that you're cool with them and not hot headed you'll find the turds will actually be looking out for your property.

Keep friends close but enemies closer.

But he already chased them down the alley...may be hard to go back now.

But if he does know where the kids live...then certainly go to the parents' house and threaten them by calling the cops if it happens again. But that actually hasn't come across yet (the whole...do you know where they live thing).

Adamjoe --

Im glad you kept a cool head and sought out advice.

DO NOT touch this retard.

It may take awhile but the most important thing to do is find out where HE lives.

As long as you find out where he lives hes fucked. You can take it up with hhis parents and this will deter that other fuckface that was his friend - because if you know where the retard that thru your trash can lives -- then THEY know where the bigger one lives.

It will make the tougher POS think twice - once his little boyfriend tells him that you went to his house. The Cops will respond to your request as well. Its not high proority but if you pose it as vandalism and say you watched the fucker do it they WILL respond and talk to his parents. Shit travels downhill so this will be the most effective method.

PLEASE do not touch him at all -- it will make it worse.

Just play detective for a little while and it will pay off.

As long as you find were the littlr fucker lives you will nip the entire problem.

BOL

Put a live badger in your trash cans.  When those little fuckers knock the cans over, they'll have a fight on their hands.

 How true. I think those critters are pound for pound the most powerful animals on earth.

I bet if you come running out of your house screaming in your underwear and chase those kids down the street while throwing feces at them that you probably won't see them again.

But you may end up on Youtube.

BE SMARTER THAN THEM....

CLEAR TAPE A BIG SIGN ON EACH CAN AND COVER THAT SAYS "IF YOU TOUCH THESE CANS, MAKE SURE TO SMILE FOR THE CAMERAS"

DONT BUY CAMERAS...AND THE GOOD THING IS THEY WILL NEVER SEE THEM CAUSE THEY WONT ACTUALLY BE THERE....

To be serious, I like the idea of following each one home to their parents, tell them what they are doing, recommend a stiff punishment  and give the little shits a taste of their own medicine by telling the folks they were doing drugs too.. Get em off to rehab!