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All I can think about these days is boning down some hot chicks, I go on the internet and watch gorgeous girls getting fucked, and I slam the ham.
 
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It'll cost you dearly.
 
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why
 
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Congratulations on jacking off
 
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oh boy.......got a feeling this is gonna be a great thread
 
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actually that a VERY wise thing to do...imagine if u didnt..what kind of chick u might end up with out of deseration, and what kind of drama,..maybe even pregnancy...good work
 
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the more I beat off the hornier I get

So much awesome porn on the internet these days its unreal
 
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If you can't control yourself quit logging on to Ilovetransvestites.com...
 
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Beating off is tremendous
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheMissingLink:

the more I beat off the hornier I get

So much awesome porn on the internet these days its unreal

Post some links!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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This works
 
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Hey TML have you told your mom & your dad about your childish hand activities?...lol

Why tell us...go tell someone you know personally, like your mom & dad...lol

 
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smh....
 
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You idiot. If you keep jacking off you know what's going to happen?

 

You won't get your bet in on time!

 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Hawk:

You idiot. If you keep jacking off you know what's going to happen?

 

You won't get your bet in on time!



I fucking hate when that happens

Game starts in 10 min's but the scene ain't worth a nut so On to the Next 1....
 
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I jerked off about 7 min. ago
 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Hawk:

You idiot. If you keep jacking off you know what's going to happen?

 

You won't get your bet in on time!

 
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Quote Originally Posted by STEELDRC:

I jerked off about 7 min. ago


thanks for sharing!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Hawk:

You idiot. If you keep jacking off you know what's going to happen?

 

You won't get your bet in on time!

I think thats why they have half time

 
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Quote Originally Posted by jerseykingpin:

I think thats why they have half time



I prefer Blow-outs
 
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 I'm going to invent a hand that straps to your leg and jerks you off it will be a hands free bust a nut for the guy . It will work as your walking around, sleeping or just watching a movie . Gonna call it my new girlfriend  
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by jerseykingpin:

 I'm going to invent a hand that straps to your leg and jerks you off it will be a hands free bust a nut for the guy . It will work as your walking around, sleeping or just watching a movie . Gonna call it my new girlfriend  


Not a bad idea, but don't they have pocket pussies already on the market???

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