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Quote Originally Posted by mwhit82:



Not a bad idea, but don't they have pocket pussies already on the market???

This thread topic is tremendous, an instant/permanent laugh

I am entertained by it

 
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Sounds like you need a turbo stroker to give your hand and wrist a rest
 
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Quote Originally Posted by dl36:

This works


That shit is SO WRONG

Women are lucky male/humans have evolved rather than act like most mammals and fuck them whenever/however they want....Getting your nut off is basic male nature, and to stop that would fuck up evolution
 
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Quote Originally Posted by mwhit82:



Not a bad idea, but don't they have pocket pussies already on the market???

This thread topic is tremendous, an instant/permanent laugh

Ya but its not the same thing as a self lubricating hand with with a speed setting

 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheMissingLink:

All I can think about these days is boning down some hot chicks, I go on the internet and watch gorgeous girls getting fucked, and I slam the ham.
congrats- you are living the american dream- lol
 
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Quote Originally Posted by jerseykingpin:

Ya but its not the same thing as a self lubricating hand with with a speed setting



If i'm not mistaken dl's "suggestion" kept you from getting hard, let alone nutting. If you prefer the lead-up w/out getting off, well more power to ya, but I'd prefer to nut whenever I so choose...I chose that a lil while ago watching my girl Amia go at it
 
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Quote Originally Posted by nc1capper:

congrats- you are living the american dream- lol


We could all fuck a nasty fat chick, thank the internet for letting us imagine it's a hot tight teen
 
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Slam the ham
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheMissingLink:

All I can think about these days is boning down some hot chicks, I go on the internet and watch gorgeous girls getting fucked, and I slam the ham.

I think this is the first time ive ever heard it referred to as slamming the ham

 
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Master of my domain
 
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Quote Originally Posted by jerseykingpin:

 I'm going to invent a hand that straps to your leg and jerks you off it will be a hands free bust a nut for the guy . It will work as your walking around, sleeping or just watching a movie . Gonna call it my new girlfriend  

LOL nothing wrong with masterbation... Hell,nobody can jerk me off... like me.

 
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#7 on the Charolstra Manifesto...

https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2212065612

 

 
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https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2212065612
 
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Time to surf the net for some hot tight teens getting fucked in the ass while I jerk off again

 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheMissingLink:

Time to surf the net for some hot tight teens getting fucked in the ass while I jerk off again

Be sure to post the links

 
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Had to share these

 
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what do you guys think of these chicks?
 
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lmao everyone is mesmerized and yanking it
 
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https://www.fleshlight.com/

Get one of these and thank me later. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheMissingLink:

Had to share these

Melinda Doll

 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheMissingLink:

Time to surf the net for some hot tight teens getting fucked in the ass while I jerk off again

Or you could just enter a thread posted by Amazing Mets

 

      

COVERS allows u to tell someone they are sexually frustrated so long as ur hands are clean
 
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I cant believe i stopped Jerking off to read this Thread!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by gamble04:

Melinda Doll


JESUS CHRIST ENOUGH MALWARE THERE TO BURY YOUR COMPUTER FOR AGES.
 
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https://www.tube8.com/hardcore/franziska-facella-getting-fucked/184689/
 
 
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yankee doodle went to town
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