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LOL... This is some funny shit.

Loves Houston, the Cougars scores fast and hurry.

Wish I could find one....

Stay safe...  don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

 
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nosehaie, haven't heard from u or any of ur stories. Wass supp?
 
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Frank the tank, where are you at?

Bump, Bump, Bump

I Love covers whenever i need a good laugh this thread is always here for me.

Thx- nosehair
 
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I think the guy is pretty funny myself but he is also serious in his stories so that makes it worthwhile banter.
 
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mildly husky...ooohhhhh my this thread is the best. Than just when you think its over https://www.covers.com/postingforum/post01/showmessage.aspx?spt=89&sub=672767
 
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yo nose hair any updates, please let us know what goes down on ur little "winter weekend" in january lol.  and michaelpaul u should jus leave this thread with your annoying posts and that creepy pic of u in your avy.
 
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The date has been set.

Husband leaves town Friday night, January 15th for the weekend.

Grandma / Grandpa pick the kids up Saturday morning.

I wait for the call in the AM before I head over. 

Kids aren't due back until Sunday afternoon, so I'll have 24 hours of sex with this cougar before I have to get out of the cage.   The husband arrives back home Sunday night.

Hopefully the neighbors won't be spying, LOL.  Although, arent they going to wonder when they see my car in front of the house?   Guess I should park a block or two away from the house and walk.   Works better anyway incase I need to make a quick and unexpected getaway!

 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by NoseHair:

The date has been set.

Husband leaves town Friday night, January 15th for the weekend.

Grandma / Grandpa pick the kids up Saturday morning.

I wait for the call in the AM before I head over. 

Kids aren't due back until Sunday afternoon, so I'll have 24 hours of sex with this cougar before I have to get out of the cage.   The husband arrives back home Sunday night.

Hopefully the neighbors won't be spying, LOL.  Although, arent they going to wonder when they see my car in front of the house?   Guess I should park a block or two away from the house and walk.   Works better anyway incase I need to make a quick and unexpected getaway!

 

Dude I support the fuckin and all, but do not sleep with her in his house. That's ground for straight up murder.......bang a man's chic is one thing - disrespecting his home or children is a whole other ballgame. Bang her at your crib or get a hotel room. Just my opinion.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by NoseHair:

The date has been set.

Husband leaves town Friday night, January 15th for the weekend.

Grandma / Grandpa pick the kids up Saturday morning.

I wait for the call in the AM before I head over. 

Kids aren't due back until Sunday afternoon, so I'll have 24 hours of sex with this cougar before I have to get out of the cage.   The husband arrives back home Sunday night.

Hopefully the neighbors won't be spying, LOL.  Although, arent they going to wonder when they see my car in front of the house?   Guess I should park a block or two away from the house and walk.   Works better anyway incase I need to make a quick and unexpected getaway!

 


she is setting you up, her husband found out and now he told her to have you over so he can beat the living shit out of you, tell her your place or its over, i agree with urDaddyinAZ dont mess with a mans home, i dont approve of any of this, but i just dont want to see anybody die over some old pus....go find somewhere your age without the baggage and who isnt married with kids...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by NoseHair:

The date has been set.

Husband leaves town Friday night, January 15th for the weekend.

Grandma / Grandpa pick the kids up Saturday morning.

I wait for the call in the AM before I head over. 

Kids aren't due back until Sunday afternoon, so I'll have 24 hours of sex with this cougar before I have to get out of the cage.   The husband arrives back home Sunday night.

Hopefully the neighbors won't be spying, LOL.  Although, arent they going to wonder when they see my car in front of the house?   Guess I should park a block or two away from the house and walk.   Works better anyway incase I need to make a quick and unexpected getaway!

 



I hope that's not your face in your avatar.

You will get rolled like a little vanilla ice bitch.
 
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thanks for tellin me in advance,no poker this weekend...i cant wait to catch ya
 
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Apartment over her trailer? How big was the pig?
 
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Dude- seriously, she has to be nasty, as you should be having 3 somes with strippers or bitches your age, young dum and full of juice, karma will get ya- one day you be married, and your wife will be getting pounded--- best of luck
 
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Good luck NH. Hit it hard !
 
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zing nice one cmonstole.


hahahahahaaha


 
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Quote Originally Posted by UrdaddyinAZ:

Dude I support the fuckin and all, but do not sleep with her in his house. That's ground for straight up murder.......bang a man's chic is one thing - disrespecting his home or children is a whole other ballgame. Bang her at your crib or get a hotel room. Just my opinion.



best advice in this thread. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by UrdaddyinAZ:

Dude I support the fuckin and all, but do not sleep with her in his house. That's ground for straight up murder.......bang a man's chic is one thing - disrespecting his home or children is a whole other ballgame. Bang her at your crib or get a hotel room. Just my opinion.

solid recommendation. hope he takes the advice.

 
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I hope i fuck your wife when you finally get married so you can see how it feels.  You broke the 'man code', nosehair.
 
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why can't you find single woman, you fucking prick!!
 
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No class.  you white piece of shit.
 
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i dont blame you pddy, small asian penises are always worried about people stealing their women
 
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Quote Originally Posted by coldsnap55:

Looks like you and your new Dad  have something in common.

 

f ing, hilarious

 
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hey young buck...if u gonna go that route at least make sure u get WHAT U WANT out of it (a new cpu, anal,etc) and  do it past 2 times , if there is a 2nd time invite some friends and make it a party....and why would u take her back to ur place??? get a motel a cheap motel.....
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by NoseHair:

The date has been set.

Husband leaves town Friday night, January 15th for the weekend.

Grandma / Grandpa pick the kids up Saturday morning.

I wait for the call in the AM before I head over. 

Kids aren't due back until Sunday afternoon, so I'll have 24 hours of sex with this cougar before I have to get out of the cage.   The husband arrives back home Sunday night.

Hopefully the neighbors won't be spying, LOL.  Although, arent they going to wonder when they see my car in front of the house?   Guess I should park a block or two away from the house and walk.   Works better anyway incase I need to make a quick and unexpected getaway!

 
Dude NH, you are classic sociapathic but fricken hilarious full blown lyin piece of doggie doo doo but I must admit you are  a great entertaining thread creator just for the reactions of all of us that need a few laughs, just like your avatar picture.
 
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