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    Ed-Collins
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    Posted: Dec. 24, 2009 - 3:29 PM ET #126

    Quote Originally Posted by CharlieV:

    Agree with BlackNSilver - play on playa.

    Not a single person in this thread would do anything differently if they were in nosehair's situation.  More people should share their stories.  This shit is great.




    I agree.  And I'll share mine. 

    I'm sleeping (screwing) a married woman now... and have been for the past five months.  It's great.

    Earlier this summer a couple moved into the condos where I lived.  She's 41 and he's about ten years younger.  I was attracted to the woman from the first time I saw her.  (She's Asian and there's something I've always liked about most Asians.)

    She must have been attracted to me too because within a week she was coming over regularly, bringing me dinner, (I'm single) visiting with me, chatting with me... and then eventually telling me all about her unhappy relationship with her husband.

    Too make a long story short, they are both unhappy... it's not working out for them (they've been married less than a year) but apparently in their culture, getting a divorce is something you just don't do.  He wants kids, she can't have any, his mother doesn't approve of her... the list goes on and on.  And divorce isn't an option even if they did decide to split up, as they would both have nowhere to live - they aren't ready to sell the condo they just bought and divide the money. 

    They have little in common, (she's home all day - he works) and when he comes home at night she says all he wants to do is sit around and watch television.  (Why they ever got married in the first place, is beyond me.)

    So once I heard all that I knew the door was wide open for me... all I had to do was walk through it... and I did.

    We've been screwing an average of two to three times a week since mid-August.  Best sex I ever had.  I'm not kidding.  I think she thinks so too.  I'm not sure why... maybe it's because she's married and we're "not supposed to be screwing around" or that there is a danger that we might get caught.  But whatever the reason is, it's great.  The woman is a wildcat. 

    At first I thought her moans of ecstasy was an big act, but I know now they're not.

    Her husband leaves for work at 6:30 am each day, and since I don't have to leave for work until 8:30 am, most of our fucking (can I use profanity in this forum?) is usually done in the morning.  Now and then I work from home and take the entire day off and when I do, that gives gives us all day long for sex.  Also, every once in awhile I leave work early, which gives us 60-90 minutes in the late afternoon before he comes home.

    I really should look into getting some Viagra.  Most of the time, after a few hours, I'm exhausted... but she doesn't want to stop.

    Only a few times have we had sex at her place... it's safer here in my condo.  (Just in case her husband does come home early.)  But the few times we have had sex there I've think I've enjoyed it even more, if that's possible.

    She thinks he's seeing someone on the side (someone younger than her) and if so, then all of us are happy.  He's getting some, she's getting some, I'm getting some, and whoever he is screwing around with is getting some.

    Sometime next month he's scheduled to leave on a business trip to China (or Japan... I can't remember which) for TWO whole weeks.  Holy Toledo.  I'm going to need to buy some condoms in bulk before that happens.

    Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery?  Fuck that shit.  If fooling around was so wrong, God wouldn't make it feel so damn good.  1,000 years from now, what the fuck difference is it going to make anyway?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CharlieV:

    Agree with BlackNSilver - play on playa.

    Not a single person in this thread would do anything differently if they were in nosehair's situation.  More people should share their stories.  This shit is great.




    I agree.  And I'll share mine. 

    I'm sleeping (screwing) a married woman now... and have been for the past five months.  It's great.

    Earlier this summer a couple moved into the condos where I lived.  She's 41 and he's about ten years younger.  I was attracted to the woman from the first time I saw her.  (She's Asian and there's something I've always liked about most Asians.)

    She must have been attracted to me too because within a week she was coming over regularly, bringing me dinner, (I'm single) visiting with me, chatting with me... and then eventually telling me all about her unhappy relationship with her husband.

    Too make a long story short, they are both unhappy... it's not working out for them (they've been married less than a year) but apparently in their culture, getting a divorce is something you just don't do.  He wants kids, she can't have any, his mother doesn't approve of her... the list goes on and on.  And divorce isn't an option even if they did decide to split up, as they would both have nowhere to live - they aren't ready to sell the condo they just bought and divide the money. 

    They have little in common, (she's home all day - he works) and when he comes home at night she says all he wants to do is sit around and watch television.  (Why they ever got married in the first place, is beyond me.)

    So once I heard all that I knew the door was wide open for me... all I had to do was walk through it... and I did.

    We've been screwing an average of two to three times a week since mid-August.  Best sex I ever had.  I'm not kidding.  I think she thinks so too.  I'm not sure why... maybe it's because she's married and we're "not supposed to be screwing around" or that there is a danger that we might get caught.  But whatever the reason is, it's great.  The woman is a wildcat. 

    At first I thought her moans of ecstasy was an big act, but I know now they're not.

    Her husband leaves for work at 6:30 am each day, and since I don't have to leave for work until 8:30 am, most of our fucking (can I use profanity in this forum?) is usually done in the morning.  Now and then I work from home and take the entire day off and when I do, that gives gives us all day long for sex.  Also, every once in awhile I leave work early, which gives us 60-90 minutes in the late afternoon before he comes home.

    I really should look into getting some Viagra.  Most of the time, after a few hours, I'm exhausted... but she doesn't want to stop.

    Only a few times have we had sex at her place... it's safer here in my condo.  (Just in case her husband does come home early.)  But the few times we have had sex there I've think I've enjoyed it even more, if that's possible.

    She thinks he's seeing someone on the side (someone younger than her) and if so, then all of us are happy.  He's getting some, she's getting some, I'm getting some, and whoever he is screwing around with is getting some.

    Sometime next month he's scheduled to leave on a business trip to China (or Japan... I can't remember which) for TWO whole weeks.  Holy Toledo.  I'm going to need to buy some condoms in bulk before that happens.

    Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery?  Fuck that shit.  If fooling around was so wrong, God wouldn't make it feel so damn good.  1,000 years from now, what the fuck difference is it going to make anyway?
     
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    Posted: Dec. 24, 2009 - 5:05 PM ET #127

    you said after 15 minutes you couldnt last any longer....you have a hard time keeping track of time....im her husband and was coming home from my poker game and i saw you come in and out of my apartment in about 15 seconds...thanks for pleasing her for me......that would be an extra 15 seconds id lose out of my poker game!! you know nowadays noones faithfull,so after my game i go to the local strip club.
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    you said after 15 minutes you couldnt last any longer....you have a hard time keeping track of time....im her husband and was coming home from my poker game and i saw you come in and out of my apartment in about 15 seconds...thanks for pleasing her for me......that would be an extra 15 seconds id lose out of my poker game!! you know nowadays noones faithfull,so after my game i go to the local strip club.
     
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    Posted: Dec. 24, 2009 - 8:12 PM ET #128

    3 for 3 last night on Twitter!! Follow Time4TP on Twitter and get guaranteed free picks every week!!  6-0 NCAAF last 2 weeks

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    3 for 3 last night on Twitter!! Follow Time4TP on Twitter and get guaranteed free picks every week!!  6-0 NCAAF last 2 weeks

     
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    Posted: Dec. 24, 2009 - 8:18 PM ET #129

    Quote Originally Posted by WendysRox:

    I love how you can tell who's been cheated on by their posts....  All the single dudes in this thread who bang married women are saying "be careful and don't get caught"  and all the losers who are barely hanging on to their girl are saying "you suck for sleeping with a married woman.  Leave her alone!" 


    hahahahahahahahah, it's true.... it's funny cause its true
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    Quote Originally Posted by WendysRox:

    I love how you can tell who's been cheated on by their posts....  All the single dudes in this thread who bang married women are saying "be careful and don't get caught"  and all the losers who are barely hanging on to their girl are saying "you suck for sleeping with a married woman.  Leave her alone!" 


    hahahahahahahahah, it's true.... it's funny cause its true
     
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    Posted: Dec. 24, 2009 - 8:50 PM ET #130

    Couple of basic rules being broken here:

    1) Don't monkey with another monkey's monkey.
    2) Don't go to bed with someone you don't want to wake up with.
    (when she suggests she leave her husband and move in with you, bringing the kids, are you ready for that?)
    3) There is such a thing as a one-night stand, but when it keeps going, you're in a relationship.
    4) Whoever said "don't shit where you eat" was right. How do you stop seeing this person when you want to?
    5) I hope you're practicing "safe sex," you might just wind up a daddy.

    But thanks for sharing...a very entertaining thread!
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    Couple of basic rules being broken here:

    1) Don't monkey with another monkey's monkey.
    2) Don't go to bed with someone you don't want to wake up with.
    (when she suggests she leave her husband and move in with you, bringing the kids, are you ready for that?)
    3) There is such a thing as a one-night stand, but when it keeps going, you're in a relationship.
    4) Whoever said "don't shit where you eat" was right. How do you stop seeing this person when you want to?
    5) I hope you're practicing "safe sex," you might just wind up a daddy.

    But thanks for sharing...a very entertaining thread!
     
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    Posted: Dec. 25, 2009 - 11:42 AM ET #131

    pssssssst     she did that to me about a YEAR  ago now I'VE BEEN  here in the hospital looking UP at   my 4by4  t.v    WATCHING   M.A.S.H.     FOR MONTHS......... I KNEW  HE WAS IN THE CLOSET ..              

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    pssssssst     she did that to me about a YEAR  ago now I'VE BEEN  here in the hospital looking UP at   my 4by4  t.v    WATCHING   M.A.S.H.     FOR MONTHS......... I KNEW  HE WAS IN THE CLOSET ..              

     
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    Posted: Dec. 25, 2009 - 12:12 PM ET #132

    Did you here the one  about little Joey?  Joey's dad is in the bedroom giveing it hot and heavy too the wife. He hears a stir at the bedroom door, when he looks up he see's  Joey standing in the doorway. Before  he can say anything Joey runs down the hallway.

    Dad gets out of bed a goes to talk with Joey and finds him in grandma's bed giving it hot and heavy to grandma, Joey say's "NOT SO FUNNY WHEN IT's YOUR MOM IS IT " 

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    Did you here the one  about little Joey?  Joey's dad is in the bedroom giveing it hot and heavy too the wife. He hears a stir at the bedroom door, when he looks up he see's  Joey standing in the doorway. Before  he can say anything Joey runs down the hallway.

    Dad gets out of bed a goes to talk with Joey and finds him in grandma's bed giving it hot and heavy to grandma, Joey say's "NOT SO FUNNY WHEN IT's YOUR MOM IS IT " 

     
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    Posted: Dec. 25, 2009 - 12:13 PM ET #133

    Been to the clinic yet? 

    Genital Warts? 

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    Been to the clinic yet? 

    Genital Warts? 

     
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    Posted: Dec. 25, 2009 - 3:39 PM ET #134

    im a cougar fan myself. . . congratulations on ur first. . . it never gets weird at work with the cougars. . they mite b a little more flirty, or try to get ya alone in the janitors closet, or in ya cubicle (is that how u spell cubicle** lol). . . but enjoy it while it last brotha
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    im a cougar fan myself. . . congratulations on ur first. . . it never gets weird at work with the cougars. . they mite b a little more flirty, or try to get ya alone in the janitors closet, or in ya cubicle (is that how u spell cubicle** lol). . . but enjoy it while it last brotha
     
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    Posted: Dec. 25, 2009 - 4:46 PM ET #135

    What he left out was it was his sister

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    What he left out was it was his sister

     
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    Posted: Dec. 26, 2009 - 12:00 AM ET #136

    Quote Originally Posted by DiamondNick:

    Did you here the one  about little Joey?  Joey's dad is in the bedroom giveing it hot and heavy too the wife. He hears a stir at the bedroom door, when he looks up he see's  Joey standing in the doorway. Before  he can say anything Joey runs down the hallway.

    Dad gets out of bed a goes to talk with Joey and finds him in grandma's bed giving it hot and heavy to grandma, Joey say's "NOT SO FUNNY WHEN IT's YOUR MOM IS IT " 




    hahaha! LMAO! seriously really funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiamondNick:

    Did you here the one  about little Joey?  Joey's dad is in the bedroom giveing it hot and heavy too the wife. He hears a stir at the bedroom door, when he looks up he see's  Joey standing in the doorway. Before  he can say anything Joey runs down the hallway.

    Dad gets out of bed a goes to talk with Joey and finds him in grandma's bed giving it hot and heavy to grandma, Joey say's "NOT SO FUNNY WHEN IT's YOUR MOM IS IT " 




    hahaha! LMAO! seriously really funny
     
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    Posted: Dec. 26, 2009 - 12:23 AM ET #137

    it was ozzie osborne in drag,  sharon thanks you
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    it was ozzie osborne in drag,  sharon thanks you
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyler24:

    3 for 3 last night on Twitter!! Follow Time4TP on Twitter and get guaranteed free picks every week!!  6-0 NCAAF last 2 weeks

    wtf are you posting in this thread for? And Time4TP? Does that mean time for toilet paper for your shitty picks or after your picks lose my stomach will be upset and it will be time for tp?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyler24:

    3 for 3 last night on Twitter!! Follow Time4TP on Twitter and get guaranteed free picks every week!!  6-0 NCAAF last 2 weeks

    wtf are you posting in this thread for? And Time4TP? Does that mean time for toilet paper for your shitty picks or after your picks lose my stomach will be upset and it will be time for tp?

     
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    Posted: Dec. 26, 2009 - 10:58 AM ET #139

    and u probably hit it raw you douchebag
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    and u probably hit it raw you douchebag
     
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    [Quote: Originally Posted by williamwallace]

    hahahahahahahahah, it's true.... it's funny cause its true
    [/Quote]thats because you and Wendy are are product of inbreeding...
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    [Quote: Originally Posted by williamwallace]

    hahahahahahahahah, it's true.... it's funny cause its true
    [/Quote]thats because you and Wendy are are product of inbreeding...
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed-Collins:




    I agree.  And I'll share mine. 

    I'm sleeping (screwing) a married woman now... and have been for the past five months.  It's great.

    Earlier this summer a couple moved into the condos where I lived.  She's 41 and he's about ten years younger.  I was attracted to the woman from the first time I saw her.  (She's Asian and there's something I've always liked about most Asians.)

    She must have been attracted to me too because within a week she was coming over regularly, bringing me dinner, (I'm single) visiting with me, chatting with me... and then eventually telling me all about her unhappy relationship with her husband.

    Too make a long story short, they are both unhappy... it's not working out for them (they've been married less than a year) but apparently in their culture, getting a divorce is something you just don't do.  He wants kids, she can't have any, his mother doesn't approve of her... the list goes on and on.  And divorce isn't an option even if they did decide to split up, as they would both have nowhere to live - they aren't ready to sell the condo they just bought and divide the money. 

    They have little in common, (she's home all day - he works) and when he comes home at night she says all he wants to do is sit around and watch television.  (Why they ever got married in the first place, is beyond me.)

    So once I heard all that I knew the door was wide open for me... all I had to do was walk through it... and I did.

    We've been screwing an average of two to three times a week since mid-August.  Best sex I ever had.  I'm not kidding.  I think she thinks so too.  I'm not sure why... maybe it's because she's married and we're "not supposed to be screwing around" or that there is a danger that we might get caught.  But whatever the reason is, it's great.  The woman is a wildcat. 

    At first I thought her moans of ecstasy was an big act, but I know now they're not.

    Her husband leaves for work at 6:30 am each day, and since I don't have to leave for work until 8:30 am, most of our fucking (can I use profanity in this forum?) is usually done in the morning.  Now and then I work from home and take the entire day off and when I do, that gives gives us all day long for sex.  Also, every once in awhile I leave work early, which gives us 60-90 minutes in the late afternoon before he comes home.

    I really should look into getting some Viagra.  Most of the time, after a few hours, I'm exhausted... but she doesn't want to stop.

    Only a few times have we had sex at her place... it's safer here in my condo.  (Just in case her husband does come home early.)  But the few times we have had sex there I've think I've enjoyed it even more, if that's possible.

    She thinks he's seeing someone on the side (someone younger than her) and if so, then all of us are happy.  He's getting some, she's getting some, I'm getting some, and whoever he is screwing around with is getting some.

    Sometime next month he's scheduled to leave on a business trip to China (or Japan... I can't remember which) for TWO whole weeks.  Holy Toledo.  I'm going to need to buy some condoms in bulk before that happens.

    Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery?  Fuck that shit.  If fooling around was so wrong, God wouldn't make it feel so damn good.  1,000 years from now, what the fuck difference is it going to make anyway?
    you must be a real fn loser to not be able to get a single woman...you are single for a reason much like the other lowlife druggie scum that applaud the actions in this thread...at least you can take comfort that you are the rest of the garbage will not be able to reproduce...enjoy passing disease to each other...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed-Collins:




    I agree.  And I'll share mine. 

    I'm sleeping (screwing) a married woman now... and have been for the past five months.  It's great.

    Earlier this summer a couple moved into the condos where I lived.  She's 41 and he's about ten years younger.  I was attracted to the woman from the first time I saw her.  (She's Asian and there's something I've always liked about most Asians.)

    She must have been attracted to me too because within a week she was coming over regularly, bringing me dinner, (I'm single) visiting with me, chatting with me... and then eventually telling me all about her unhappy relationship with her husband.

    Too make a long story short, they are both unhappy... it's not working out for them (they've been married less than a year) but apparently in their culture, getting a divorce is something you just don't do.  He wants kids, she can't have any, his mother doesn't approve of her... the list goes on and on.  And divorce isn't an option even if they did decide to split up, as they would both have nowhere to live - they aren't ready to sell the condo they just bought and divide the money. 

    They have little in common, (she's home all day - he works) and when he comes home at night she says all he wants to do is sit around and watch television.  (Why they ever got married in the first place, is beyond me.)

    So once I heard all that I knew the door was wide open for me... all I had to do was walk through it... and I did.

    We've been screwing an average of two to three times a week since mid-August.  Best sex I ever had.  I'm not kidding.  I think she thinks so too.  I'm not sure why... maybe it's because she's married and we're "not supposed to be screwing around" or that there is a danger that we might get caught.  But whatever the reason is, it's great.  The woman is a wildcat. 

    At first I thought her moans of ecstasy was an big act, but I know now they're not.

    Her husband leaves for work at 6:30 am each day, and since I don't have to leave for work until 8:30 am, most of our fucking (can I use profanity in this forum?) is usually done in the morning.  Now and then I work from home and take the entire day off and when I do, that gives gives us all day long for sex.  Also, every once in awhile I leave work early, which gives us 60-90 minutes in the late afternoon before he comes home.

    I really should look into getting some Viagra.  Most of the time, after a few hours, I'm exhausted... but she doesn't want to stop.

    Only a few times have we had sex at her place... it's safer here in my condo.  (Just in case her husband does come home early.)  But the few times we have had sex there I've think I've enjoyed it even more, if that's possible.

    She thinks he's seeing someone on the side (someone younger than her) and if so, then all of us are happy.  He's getting some, she's getting some, I'm getting some, and whoever he is screwing around with is getting some.

    Sometime next month he's scheduled to leave on a business trip to China (or Japan... I can't remember which) for TWO whole weeks.  Holy Toledo.  I'm going to need to buy some condoms in bulk before that happens.

    Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery?  Fuck that shit.  If fooling around was so wrong, God wouldn't make it feel so damn good.  1,000 years from now, what the fuck difference is it going to make anyway?
    you must be a real fn loser to not be able to get a single woman...you are single for a reason much like the other lowlife druggie scum that applaud the actions in this thread...at least you can take comfort that you are the rest of the garbage will not be able to reproduce...enjoy passing disease to each other...
     
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    Posted: Dec. 26, 2009 - 3:42 PM ET #142

    legen           wait for it               dary

     

    Way to go barney

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    legen           wait for it               dary

     

    Way to go barney

     
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    Posted: Dec. 26, 2009 - 6:12 PM ET #143

    I once banged a married woman and her 19 year old daughter!
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    I once banged a married woman and her 19 year old daughter!
     
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    Posted: Dec. 27, 2009 - 3:00 AM ET #144

    Quote Originally Posted by rickydee:

    I once banged a married woman and her 19 year old daughter!
    then you woke up and found your step'dad on top of you....
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    Quote Originally Posted by rickydee:

    I once banged a married woman and her 19 year old daughter!
    then you woke up and found your step'dad on top of you....
     
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    Posted: Dec. 27, 2009 - 11:02 AM ET #145

    Dude, been there, done that! Had several affairs with co-workers, and like everyone says, it really does not work out in long run. But I guess you will have to find out for yourself. As a playa myself, you do not want to go to her house. Hope you are using protection also. If she is doing it wit u she is probably doing it wit someone else also. Chicks at work dont work out. They eventually get crazy when u start to lose interest or want to go out wit ur boys 4 the night. In return they EVENTUALLY get even at work and try to get u fired. Mark my words on this. Who u think they r going to believe u or woman? A couple of poundings and she is in love--ur not! You wont b able to get rid of her. She'll eventually start showing up at ur house unannounced. Start limiting sex flings to u eventually cut her off. Good luck dude, Hope u dont get fired over this.  BITCHES!!!!
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    Dude, been there, done that! Had several affairs with co-workers, and like everyone says, it really does not work out in long run. But I guess you will have to find out for yourself. As a playa myself, you do not want to go to her house. Hope you are using protection also. If she is doing it wit u she is probably doing it wit someone else also. Chicks at work dont work out. They eventually get crazy when u start to lose interest or want to go out wit ur boys 4 the night. In return they EVENTUALLY get even at work and try to get u fired. Mark my words on this. Who u think they r going to believe u or woman? A couple of poundings and she is in love--ur not! You wont b able to get rid of her. She'll eventually start showing up at ur house unannounced. Start limiting sex flings to u eventually cut her off. Good luck dude, Hope u dont get fired over this.  BITCHES!!!!
     
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    Posted: Dec. 27, 2009 - 12:07 PM ET #146

    Hey good story I want to see the video.
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    Hey good story I want to see the video.
     
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    Posted: Dec. 27, 2009 - 7:02 PM ET #147

    I slept with your Mom but it was a Gang Bang and I was really drunk so don't hold it against me.
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    I slept with your Mom but it was a Gang Bang and I was really drunk so don't hold it against me.
     
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    Posted: Dec. 27, 2009 - 9:16 PM ET #148

    Quote Originally Posted by rickydee:

    I once banged a married woman and her 19 year old daughter!

     

    oh snap thats fucking bad ass548

     

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by rickydee:

    I once banged a married woman and her 19 year old daughter!

     

    oh snap thats fucking bad ass548

     

     

     
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    Posted: Dec. 27, 2009 - 10:27 PM ET #149

    Dude,
    My wife works at a bank and I also love to play poker with the guys.
    What bank do you say you work at?  If you are who I think you are,
    you better watch your back cause I'm coming to your work looking for you.
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    Dude,
    My wife works at a bank and I also love to play poker with the guys.
    What bank do you say you work at?  If you are who I think you are,
    you better watch your back cause I'm coming to your work looking for you.
    Kid Joe
     
     
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    Posted: Dec. 28, 2009 - 9:44 PM ET #150

    Quote Originally Posted by Ed-Collins:




    I agree.  And I'll share mine. 

    I'm sleeping (screwing) a married woman now... and have been for the past five months.  It's great.

    Earlier this summer a couple moved into the condos where I lived.  She's 41 and he's about ten years younger.  I was attracted to the woman from the first time I saw her.  (She's Asian and there's something I've always liked about most Asians.)

    She must have been attracted to me too because within a week she was coming over regularly, bringing me dinner, (I'm single) visiting with me, chatting with me... and then eventually telling me all about her unhappy relationship with her husband.

    Too make a long story short, they are both unhappy... it's not working out for them (they've been married less than a year) but apparently in their culture, getting a divorce is something you just don't do.  He wants kids, she can't have any, his mother doesn't approve of her... the list goes on and on.  And divorce isn't an option even if they did decide to split up, as they would both have nowhere to live - they aren't ready to sell the condo they just bought and divide the money. 

    They have little in common, (she's home all day - he works) and when he comes home at night she says all he wants to do is sit around and watch television.  (Why they ever got married in the first place, is beyond me.)

    So once I heard all that I knew the door was wide open for me... all I had to do was walk through it... and I did.

    We've been screwing an average of two to three times a week since mid-August.  Best sex I ever had.  I'm not kidding.  I think she thinks so too.  I'm not sure why... maybe it's because she's married and we're "not supposed to be screwing around" or that there is a danger that we might get caught.  But whatever the reason is, it's great.  The woman is a wildcat. 

    At first I thought her moans of ecstasy was an big act, but I know now they're not.

    Her husband leaves for work at 6:30 am each day, and since I don't have to leave for work until 8:30 am, most of our fucking (can I use profanity in this forum?) is usually done in the morning.  Now and then I work from home and take the entire day off and when I do, that gives gives us all day long for sex.  Also, every once in awhile I leave work early, which gives us 60-90 minutes in the late afternoon before he comes home.

    I really should look into getting some Viagra.  Most of the time, after a few hours, I'm exhausted... but she doesn't want to stop.

    Only a few times have we had sex at her place... it's safer here in my condo.  (Just in case her husband does come home early.)  But the few times we have had sex there I've think I've enjoyed it even more, if that's possible.

    She thinks he's seeing someone on the side (someone younger than her) and if so, then all of us are happy.  He's getting some, she's getting some, I'm getting some, and whoever he is screwing around with is getting some.

    Sometime next month he's scheduled to leave on a business trip to China (or Japan... I can't remember which) for TWO whole weeks.  Holy Toledo.  I'm going to need to buy some condoms in bulk before that happens.

    Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery?  Fuck that shit.  If fooling around was so wrong, God wouldn't make it feel so damn good.  1,000 years from now, what the fuck difference is it going to make anyway?

    I hope her hubby catches you with his wife and beats the f*ck out of you.  Have a nice day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed-Collins:




    I agree.  And I'll share mine. 

    I'm sleeping (screwing) a married woman now... and have been for the past five months.  It's great.

    Earlier this summer a couple moved into the condos where I lived.  She's 41 and he's about ten years younger.  I was attracted to the woman from the first time I saw her.  (She's Asian and there's something I've always liked about most Asians.)

    She must have been attracted to me too because within a week she was coming over regularly, bringing me dinner, (I'm single) visiting with me, chatting with me... and then eventually telling me all about her unhappy relationship with her husband.

    Too make a long story short, they are both unhappy... it's not working out for them (they've been married less than a year) but apparently in their culture, getting a divorce is something you just don't do.  He wants kids, she can't have any, his mother doesn't approve of her... the list goes on and on.  And divorce isn't an option even if they did decide to split up, as they would both have nowhere to live - they aren't ready to sell the condo they just bought and divide the money. 

    They have little in common, (she's home all day - he works) and when he comes home at night she says all he wants to do is sit around and watch television.  (Why they ever got married in the first place, is beyond me.)

    So once I heard all that I knew the door was wide open for me... all I had to do was walk through it... and I did.

    We've been screwing an average of two to three times a week since mid-August.  Best sex I ever had.  I'm not kidding.  I think she thinks so too.  I'm not sure why... maybe it's because she's married and we're "not supposed to be screwing around" or that there is a danger that we might get caught.  But whatever the reason is, it's great.  The woman is a wildcat. 

    At first I thought her moans of ecstasy was an big act, but I know now they're not.

    Her husband leaves for work at 6:30 am each day, and since I don't have to leave for work until 8:30 am, most of our fucking (can I use profanity in this forum?) is usually done in the morning.  Now and then I work from home and take the entire day off and when I do, that gives gives us all day long for sex.  Also, every once in awhile I leave work early, which gives us 60-90 minutes in the late afternoon before he comes home.

    I really should look into getting some Viagra.  Most of the time, after a few hours, I'm exhausted... but she doesn't want to stop.

    Only a few times have we had sex at her place... it's safer here in my condo.  (Just in case her husband does come home early.)  But the few times we have had sex there I've think I've enjoyed it even more, if that's possible.

    She thinks he's seeing someone on the side (someone younger than her) and if so, then all of us are happy.  He's getting some, she's getting some, I'm getting some, and whoever he is screwing around with is getting some.

    Sometime next month he's scheduled to leave on a business trip to China (or Japan... I can't remember which) for TWO whole weeks.  Holy Toledo.  I'm going to need to buy some condoms in bulk before that happens.

    Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery?  Fuck that shit.  If fooling around was so wrong, God wouldn't make it feel so damn good.  1,000 years from now, what the fuck difference is it going to make anyway?

    I hope her hubby catches you with his wife and beats the f*ck out of you.  Have a nice day.

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