Merry Christmas 2018 Official Thread

Dear Santa, I been extra good most of hmmm some of well sometime I was ... ummm f it I'll buy my own stuff good luck with the ride...

Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way. 

Top 3 christmas disasters.

1. Our gifts got stolen.

Was ten yrs old my grandmother got duped by some local kids. They buzzed apt. told her to come down sign for parcel.

2. Turkey fell on floor.

Drunk aunt trying to help, wrestled turkey from my mom, wanted to bring it to table, she almost made it. The platter that got smashed was over 100 yrs old. The largest platter in a set of three, set appraised at $2500ish.

3. Champagne cork.

Drunk aunt, (not the same one) opened a bottle of champagne while pointing cork at her face, predectibly she took cork in the eye area. Much blood, but eye intact..stitches.

This same aunt hosted Thanksgiving two yrs later and there was so much food piled on the table, the weight caused the leaf to snap, the table collapsed in the center V shaped. Entire feast ruined.

This is why I drink.

Genetics?  Merry Christmas, bro!

Thanks Stu, you too. Merry Christmas.

(yes, genetics)

Happy Holidays with peace and prosperity to all my Covers Brothers  

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all of the characters on covers!

Peace on earth good will to him ans he 

merry xmas and happy all other holidays to my friends in covers.  glta bettors in 2019 

drinkin'

You're not a woman. You don't have a husband. You're bettorbob. You have issues. And what you just described sounds more like a Valentine's day than a Christmas but to each his own.