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#26
Dear Santa, I been extra good most of hmmm some of well sometime I was ... ummm f it I'll buy my own stuff good luck with the ride...
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Merry Christmas 2018 Official Thread
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#29
Top 3 christmas disasters.
1. Our gifts got stolen.
Was ten yrs old my grandmother got duped by some local kids. They buzzed apt. told her to come down sign for parcel.
2. Turkey fell on floor.
Drunk aunt trying to help, wrestled turkey from my mom, wanted to bring it to table, she almost made it. The platter that got smashed was over 100 yrs old. The largest platter in a set of three, set appraised at $2500ish.
3. Champagne cork.
Drunk aunt, (not the same one) opened a bottle of champagne while pointing cork at her face, predectibly she took cork in the eye area. Much blood, but eye intact..stitches.
This same aunt hosted Thanksgiving two yrs later and there was so much food piled on the table, the weight caused the leaf to snap, the table collapsed in the center V shaped. Entire feast ruined.
This is why I drink.
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#30
Saul and Omar had known each other for many years.Omar had a rough life but nothing compared to his good friend Saul.
He had been in a concentration camp but luckily survived.
Every week Saul would play the lottery. Sometimes they would sit together,week after week with some good wine and dream of becoming rich.
One day Saul approached his good friends and shouted. Im rich, I finally did it. I won the lottery!
Is that all? Any one else Omar asked sheepishly. Well, most of all Id like to thank Adolf Hitler.
They were shocked. Why would anyone want to thank him they asked.
And Saul stretched out his arm and stated.Hes the one that gave me the winning numbers.
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#31
OK I'm STOKED for this weekend. Got only one more gift to buy. Then it's game-on. Getting the car detailed tomorrow. Taking a bud down to Foxwoods. Going to kick some Pequot azz and take a few teepees home. It's going to be a GREAT weekend.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
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#32
Quote Originally Posted by HockeyTeeth:
Top 3 christmas disasters. 1. Our gifts got stolen. Was ten yrs old my grandmother got duped by some local kids. They buzzed apt. told her to come down sign for parcel. 2. Turkey fell on floor. Drunk aunt trying to help, wrestled turkey from my mom, wanted to bring it to table, she almost made it. The platter that got smashed was over 100 yrs old. The largest platter in a set of three, set appraised at $2500ish. 3. Champagne cork. Drunk aunt, (not the same one) opened a bottle of champagne while pointing cork at her face, predectibly she took cork in the eye area. Much blood, but eye intact..stitches. This same aunt hosted Thanksgiving two yrs later and there was so much food piled on the table, the weight caused the leaf to snap, the table collapsed in the center V shaped. Entire feast ruined. This is why I drink.
Top 3 christmas disasters. 1. Our gifts got stolen. Was ten yrs old my grandmother got duped by some local kids. They buzzed apt. told her to come down sign for parcel. 2. Turkey fell on floor. Drunk aunt trying to help, wrestled turkey from my mom, wanted to bring it to table, she almost made it. The platter that got smashed was over 100 yrs old. The largest platter in a set of three, set appraised at $2500ish. 3. Champagne cork. Drunk aunt, (not the same one) opened a bottle of champagne while pointing cork at her face, predectibly she took cork in the eye area. Much blood, but eye intact..stitches. This same aunt hosted Thanksgiving two yrs later and there was so much food piled on the table, the weight caused the leaf to snap, the table collapsed in the center V shaped. Entire feast ruined. This is why I drink.
Genetics? 
Merry Christmas, bro!
R.I.P. #94 MARSHAWN KNEELAND - DC4L
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#42
I and my husband went for a candlelight dinner on Christmas. He gifted me a pair of light shaded winter sunglasses from City sunglass https://citysunglass.com/product-category/womens-sunglasses/popular/, that was really very awesome. And some roses and chocolates. After that, we went on a long drive and watched a horror movie. That was really a thrilling Christmas. I hope you all enjoyed your Christmas as well.
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Quote Originally Posted by ChristianeDaly:
I and my husband went for a candlelight dinner on Christmas. He gifted me a pair of light shaded winter sunglasses from City sunglass https://citysunglass.com/product-category/womens-sunglasses/popular/, that was really very awesome. And some roses and chocolates. After that, we went on a long drive and watched a horror movie. That was really a thrilling Christmas. I hope you all enjoyed your Christmas as well.
I and my husband went for a candlelight dinner on Christmas. He gifted me a pair of light shaded winter sunglasses from City sunglass https://citysunglass.com/product-category/womens-sunglasses/popular/, that was really very awesome. And some roses and chocolates. After that, we went on a long drive and watched a horror movie. That was really a thrilling Christmas. I hope you all enjoyed your Christmas as well.
You're not a woman. You don't have a husband. You're bettorbob. You have issues. And what you just described sounds more like a Valentine's day than a Christmas but to each his own.
R.I.P. #94 MARSHAWN KNEELAND - DC4L
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