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https://www.rubmaps.com/
 
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Damn didn't realize there were so many rub and tugs in my area.
 
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God bless you man.
 
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found one with great reviews just down the road from me I didn't know about. Looks like I'll be heading there tonight
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Messier-11:

found one with great reviews just down the road from me I didn't know about. Looks like I'll be heading there tonight

 

 

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by steve1203:

God bless you man.

I second that.

Time to work some overtime.

 
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i reached  the maximum number of views it told me i needed to sign in
 
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The reviews are hilarious..

I will pass on the services though.

 
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86 of them within an 8 mile radius

hmmm....

 
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A bunch of them near me have been busted already.  One of them right across the street from my high school. I wish I knew about it back in the day.
 
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Here's how my night worked out. Drove 15 minutes to the first one that had good recommendations only to find out it closed 2 years ago. The second one had a 75 year old chinese lady working it and I booked it out of there. The next one had a 45 year old chinese lady with big tits nothing special, but I was tired and decided she was good enough for a rub and tug. When asked if I wanted a hard or a soft massage I said hard without really thinking. At this point I was pretty baked as I had just smoked up in the parking lot before going in. I tried to play it cool and enjoy it, but this chick was not exactly skinny. She was walking on my back and kneeling on my neck. It was not enjoyable at all and after realizing it doesn't get better I asked to switch to the soft massage. Very good soft massage with oils and a lot of good teasing.Then all of a sudden she said ok 30 minutes is up and when I asked her if I could get a happy ending she said we don't do that here. Either she thought I was a cop or that rubmap site got it wrong about that spa. Maybe when I asked to use the bathroom to take a leak before the massage she got sketched out. I Left covered in oil with some serious blue balls Pondering going to a 4th one and finishing this fucker off the right way but ended up going home and just rubbing one out myself. I'm sticking to my normal joint and not trying anymore of these other 200 other tug spots in my area.
 
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lmao Messier-11
 
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Blue - Balls ? What the hell is that ? 
 
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A 48-mile drive to a used-car lot.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by DickyR:

Blue - Balls ? What the hell is that ? 

are you being serious?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Gunners:

are you being serious?


Come on man !
I was joking I haven't had blue balls since college.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Messier-11:

Here's how my night worked out. Drove 15 minutes to the first one that had good recommendations only to find out it closed 2 years ago. The second one had a 75 year old chinese lady working it and I booked it out of there. The next one had a 45 year old chinese lady with big tits nothing special, but I was tired and decided she was good enough for a rub and tug. When asked if I wanted a hard or a soft massage I said hard without really thinking. At this point I was pretty baked as I had just smoked up in the parking lot before going in. I tried to play it cool and enjoy it, but this chick was not exactly skinny. She was walking on my back and kneeling on my neck. It was not enjoyable at all and after realizing it doesn't get better I asked to switch to the soft massage. Very good soft massage with oils and a lot of good teasing.Then all of a sudden she said ok 30 minutes is up and when I asked her if I could get a happy ending she said we don't do that here. Either she thought I was a cop or that rubmap site got it wrong about that spa. Maybe when I asked to use the bathroom to take a leak before the massage she got sketched out. I Left covered in oil with some serious blue balls Pondering going to a 4th one and finishing this fucker off the right way but ended up going home and just rubbing one out myself. I'm sticking to my normal joint and not trying anymore of these other 200 other tug spots in my area.



 
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The comments to the reviews are even more entertaining than the reviews.  I like when they rip the guy for tipping too much or thinking the review is made up.
 
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this would make for a great smart phone app. Great name btw.
 
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great site but wouldn't this be a pretty easy way for the cops to know which establishments are offering "special services" and raid the place? 

 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by picc818:

great site but wouldn't this be a pretty easy way for the cops to know which establishments are offering "special services" and raid the place? 


Cops frequent a customers too. Nothing illegal about a handjob. Its not oral sex or sex.
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