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Man please, this thread is a joke. Who cares if you fail, take the damn shot. Chicks want dick, this is not a mystery, she works at freakin chic fil a so I already know she doesn't have a sugar daddy and I'm willing to bet no bf. Step up...pulling girls off the net is so easy.

Friend request her, write a msg as well so u don't look like a random creep just adding her, just come straight at her with the truth...put your nuts on the table. Lets get an answer nice and quick and see if this has any chance.

"Hey, I know this is a little crazy but sometimes life is crazy lol. I saw you at chic fil a the other day when I ordered and just can't ignore how beautiful you were. I remembered your name and was just hoping since it's so unique I might find you on here. Glad I did haha, how long have you worked there?"

Copy paste that crap, now. 

Look, we all know youre a fricken creep. But if you act like a boss, say absolutely nothing negative about what you're doing and just straight shoot this broad will go for it if she thinks you're cute. You made your statement, threw in a couple lol's and haha's to let her know you're easy going about this and not a psycho, and left her a stupid/basic question for her to answer. If she responds. ABC (don't know what ABC means go youtube 'glengarry ross speech') Again, she works at chic-fil-a man, she's not gonna psychoanalyze this, she'll probably be flattered and you'll be meeting up with her saturday night after a few cold ones.

I should be paid for this advice. Seriously, copy paste that line and keep in mind I'm assuming you're not complete butt fugly. If you are, disregard everything, you have no shot.

Report back.
 
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Posted: #28
Oh man, I didn't see the part about u already adding her.

option 1: go get the msg sent now before she gets your request

option 2: hope she accepts the blind request and then send the msg

either way, don't be a lurker if and once you're accepted. Just be straight up. Save yourself a lot of time wondering why she accepted you and shit...balls on the table, but in a respectfully aggressive way.
 
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Posted: #30
potentially the thread of the year





 
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you have to try and "talk" to a female thru myface....

go thru the drive thru, when she hands u the receipt look at it, then say:

"excuse me (her name), but there seems to be a problem with my receipt, _________    "your phone number is missing."

 

or...

just take, IT, out....

 
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or just be like og proto and walk straight up to her and begin f*cking her like a chimpanzee....

 

but that was tb, dont know if itll work at a chick fil a....

 
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Posted: #33

Really? 

 
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Unfortunately, I think you blew your shot.  These kinds of things need to happen right away.  You should've made your move the very instant you saw her, this was all you needed to do:

(As she's handing you your slimy gross food, and you're walking away, letting her get to the next customer)

You: "Dammmn, you're soooo cute, I'm totally adding you on FB later (insert her name here), watch!"

Her: "Um, lol, OK! tee hee"

Simple as that.  The more you lurk around, coming back every other day, etc, the weirder you look.  It's WAY better to just be spontaneous.  Girls love that shit anyway.  Think about it, doing it my way, you're kind of this fun stranger who made her chuckle...now she's curious...just who is this guy, is he really gonna friend me?  You just gave her something cool to look forward to, and then when you DO friend her, you're just following up on what you already told her you would do, and it's not creepy.

These days, utilizing the internet and getting laid from it is perfectly acceptable.  It's soooo much easier now.  Back in the day, you would've had to chat that girl up to the point where maybe you got her number.  FB and all this other shit can get you laid even if you have zero game.  Now you can just tell any cute girl you bump into "oh man, you're so awesome, thanks for helping me out...I totally have to friend you now."  Maybe I'm dead wrong, but I'm thinking from the girl's point of view it's easier to handle than some dude offering to buy her a drink, or asking outright for her number. 

Once you're "friends" then you just have the normal "getting-to-know-you-chit-chat-about-random-bullshit" convos until you know she's comfortable.  Then you bust out with "so can we just go out this Friday and get raging drunk?  I need it after this week...I hope you'll be able to carry me home."  Everyone laughs, you get laid, you're welcome.

I WISH they had smartphones, FB, apps, etc back in my heyday, I would've drowned in box. 

 
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Posted: #35
still hasnt accepted my request, hasnt declined it yet either 
 
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STALKER
 
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Quote Originally Posted by mafioso:

STALKER
   One time by you it's an opinion.  Twice you become the stalker. 
 
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Her boyfriend is gonna pound the piss outta you.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by 222bad:

   One time by you it's an opinion.  Twice you become the stalker. 

lol,
the issue isnt the fact he has a crush on this girl, the issue is he sounds obsessed, He better pray her daddy's not like I am.
 
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How do i sound obsessed? The purpose.of this thread was to.know if it would be weird if.i contacted her on Facebook before in person since i knew her.name
 
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so has the original poster lost his virginity yet 
 
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He's 22 and has not... at this rate im gonna.have to be cast in the movie the 40 yr old virgin part 2
 
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Quote Originally Posted by redsxfn3321:

i wanna know how to get my 8====D into her  ()

I think your best chance is rape.

 
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Silly boys these days. Back when I was a young punk, we had to walk right up, introduce ourselves and ask girls if they would like to go out sometime (I still roll that way).. Noooo technology.

Put your big boy pants on, walk in there, compliment her, say something witty and get the phone number like a man.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by FrozenTundra:

everyone will, but it's worked and I've seen it work with others.

1. Add her on FB, but don't msg her. If she thinks your cute, she'll accept, if not, well you suck and move on.
2. If she accepts, like her posts and nothing else. After a while (like weeks), post some creative shit and see if she likes anything. Girls on fb love to go on fb and she will notice that you're liking her posts. If ppl comment on her posts, maybe add a comment, but short, like lol, I needed that if it's funny or a :) if it's a photo of her, etc. Not creeper'ish, but subtle.
3. See what happens.

If done right, you would be surprised what could happen.

Key is, don't be a creep, let it happen naturally. Be a creep and she will get creeped out.


This is probably the best advice for someone in your situation. 

Bottom line if you are a good looking dude you could prob get her, if you aren't, lower your standards. Simple as that
 
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Quote Originally Posted by searchwarrant:

Silly boys these days. Back when I was a young punk, we had to walk right up, introduce ourselves and ask girls if they would like to go out sometime (I still roll that way).. Noooo technology.

Put your big boy pants on, walk in there, compliment her, say something witty and get the phone number like a man.


 The bottom line is you still haven't said a word to this girl. She doesn't even know you exist. Unless you think some random creep trying to add her on the book is a good look for you. 
 
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by the time you speak to her, it wont be ()

it will be (       ) 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by ocd:

by the time you speak to her, it wont be ()

it will be (       ) 

 
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So she hasn't requested your request? That's because she doesn't know you. Facebook isn't like Myspace was - where everyone invited other people because it was cool.

Now you're fucked because you have an idle friend request and if you go in now and introduce yourself to her while you're working she'll be like "why the fuck did you FB me and who the hell are you?"

Anyway, 
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by runlagos:

So she hasn't requested your request? That's because she doesn't know you. Facebook isn't like Myspace was - where everyone invited other people because it was cool.

Now you're fucked because you have an idle friend request and if you go in now and introduce yourself to her while you're working she'll be like "why the fuck did you FB me and who the hell are you?"

Anyway, 

I know  
i think im screwed now
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