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I need help, sporting a mushroom cap. I have no problem picking up women, but when they want to fuck or give me a bj, it really sucks (pardon the pun). At full attention we are looking at 2 or 2 1/2 at the most.

Any of you guys ever tried any of those pills, gadgets, etc?

 
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JUST DAMN

NO PILL OR GADGET IN THE WORLD IS GONNA HELP YOU....GET A TRANSPLANT. IF YOU ARE EX-MILITARY, THE GOVERNMENT WILL PAY FOR IT AT THE NEAREST VETERAN'S HOSPITAL. MY FRIEND HAD IT DONE.
 
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Not a vet. How much does that cost? What did you friend say about it?
 
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u gotta b kidding
 
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sorry stubby, cant help ya


 
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You just got to accept that you're like a hamster.
 
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Refine your muff diving skills.  You are going to have to chow the beef like a GOD to make it to date #2.
 
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DATE TINY ASIAN WOMEN...YOU WILL SEEM NORMAL TO THEM...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Hank55:

JUST DAMN

NO PILL OR GADGET IN THE WORLD IS GONNA HELP YOU....GET A TRANSPLANT. IF YOU ARE EX-MILITARY, THE GOVERNMENT WILL PAY FOR IT AT THE NEAREST VETERAN'S HOSPITAL. MY FRIEND HAD IT DONE.

My Friend??? 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by gutcheck:

I need help, sporting a mushroom cap. I have no problem picking up women, but when they want to fuck or give me a bj, it really sucks (pardon the pun). At full attention we are looking at 2 or 2 1/2 at the most.

Any of you guys ever tried any of those pills, gadgets, etc?


you should date Mr.Win...he loves boy sized penis

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by gutcheck:

Not a vet. How much does that cost? What did you friend say about it?

IT DIDN'T COST HIM ANYTHING. HE WAS A WAR VET AND IT WAS FREE. IT WAS AN IMPLANT. HE COULD EXTEND IT WHEN NEEDED AND RETRACT IT WHEN NOT. HE LOVED IT AND HIS WIFE DID TOO.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Hank55:

JUST DAMN

NO PILL OR GADGET IN THE WORLD IS GONNA HELP YOU....GET A TRANSPLANT. IF YOU ARE EX-MILITARY, THE GOVERNMENT WILL PAY FOR IT AT THE NEAREST VETERAN'S HOSPITAL. MY FRIEND HAD IT DONE.

did he get his dork blow off or suffer damage?...if so i can see that...if not...NO WAY the VA did that...i call b/s from your friend.

my back is thrashed and they told me that they will do something about it once i start shitting and pissing myself....until then...here's some pills...

no way they will just arbitrarily get someone a cock implant cuz he 'wants one'

 
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look at the bright side... every chick you fuck you get to go balls deep

every blowjob you get is depthroat action
 
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This thread has potential
 
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i think this is a fitting thread for this picture



 
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gutcheck whats your feelings on this picture
 
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Quote Originally Posted by nuggins:


did he get his dork blow off or suffer damage?...if so i can see that...if not...NO WAY the VA did that...i call b/s from your friend.

my back is thrashed and they told me that they will do something about it once i start shitting and pissing myself....until then...here's some pills...

no way they will just arbitrarily get someone a cock implant cuz he 'wants one'



Exactly......in that case, they'd be doing hair transplants for half the GI's as well.
 
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Sorry Gut, that's rough.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by esplanade:



Exactly......in that case, they'd be doing hair transplants for half the GI's as well.

shit...i'd be in line for both.

give me what looks like baby's arm holding an apple and polamalu's hair and i'd be set for operation 'box Destruction'...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by nuggins:


did he get his dork blow off or suffer damage?...if so i can see that...if not...NO WAY the VA did that...i call b/s from your friend.

my back is thrashed and they told me that they will do something about it once i start shitting and pissing myself....until then...here's some pills...

no way they will just arbitrarily get someone a cock implant cuz he 'wants one'



THEY DID THIS IN 1986. DON'T CALL SOMEONE UNTRUTHFUL UNTIL YOU GET THE ENTIRE TRUTH, JACKASS.
 
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thats got to be tough going through life hung like half a pack of certs.

 
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would drive me crazy to know I never got to tear some box up 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by nuggins:


shit...i'd be in line for both.

give me what looks like baby's arm holding an apple and polamalu's hair and i'd be set for operation 'box Destruction'...

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Hank55:



THEY DID THIS IN 1986. DON'T CALL SOMEONE UNTRUTHFUL UNTIL YOU GET THE ENTIRE TRUTH, JACKASS.

Jackass?...geez. someone else here has a tini weeni too.

lol...i still call BULLSHIT!!!!!!

'war vet' ??...and he did this 1986?...so vietnam? and they told 10++ years to do this?...or was he in grenada or beruit??

come on pal...
 
 
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go get pills, talk to a dr, if you wake up with a footlong tell everyone
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