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Im considering taking a nice big dump on my sister's bed. Shes been a total box lately and I think this would be great/hilarious. Please give me your thoughts.
 
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Do you two live together?  Is that why this would be possible?

 
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Lol WTF??? I don't know who thinks of this kinda shit (no pun intended)...but this has potential to get awesome 
 
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Laker,

This would be a fantastic idea! Whenever my sister is a box I usually just put tuna in her pillow or scrambled eggs under her sheets. I never once thought about taking a dump on her bed though! Great thinking. 

Poop on my friend 
 
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Okay, we can point out 4 things that are wrong here:

Mich St. fan, lives in PA, name has laker in it, and there's a topic of shitting on a sibling's bed.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by atlheatholder:

Okay, we can point out 4 things that are wrong here:

Mich St. fan, lives in PA, name has laker in it, and there's a topic of shitting on a sibling's bed.



last name is lake (hence the name laker)
actual spartan fan that lives in philly
 
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If I were your sister and you did this, you'd find your own shit liberally smeared over the driver's seat and steering wheel in your car like toddler decorated birthday cake with chocolate icing. 
 
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She obviously brought this upon herself. It would be wrong if you didn't shit on her bed.
 
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Let's have Salty weigh in on this... he likely has something that relates
 
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Did your sister steal your makeup
 
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Do you have the top or bottom bunk?

It's important to know before proceeding with this plan.

 
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drink a whole lot of jack daniels so its one of those liquidy shits, and doooo it!! then post proof!!!
 
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Nice family. She's a "box." He's a bed shitter. The parents must be proud.

This is obviously a call for  .

 

 
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Just bend her over and get it over with ! 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by eliminat0r85:

drink a whole lot of jack daniels so its one of those liquidy shits, and doooo it!! then post proof!!!


That's real nice, not only do you encourage the unparalleled depravity he proposes, but your idea of a Kodak moment is a pile of another man's defecation. I wonder if you desire a stool stained bed sheet swatch mailed to your house as further proof.
 
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That's real nice, not only do you encourage the unparalleled depravity he proposes, but your idea of a Kodak moment is a pile of another man's defecation. I wonder if you desire a stool stained bed sheet swatch mailed to your house as further proof.


you are such a douche bag dude. It's obvious this guy is not gonna shit on his sisters bed, he's just venting. Get a life.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by searchwarrant:

Do you have the top or bottom bunk?

It's important to know before proceeding with this plan.

Slikstiks and 99Slovak also funny

 
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After she laid on it, tell her that she's been irritating the shit out of you.  Hence, the prank.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:



That's real nice, not only do you encourage the unparalleled depravity he proposes, but your idea of a Kodak moment is a pile of another man's defecation. I wonder if you desire a stool stained bed sheet swatch mailed to your house as further proof.

Can you ever take a joke?  Poster was just being goofy.  Its childish but its still a joke.  Good god dude.  Relax at some point.  Or are you mad at all us white folk when we poop brown?  You make no sense and I don't think you ever want to.  You enjoy having a chip on your shoulder. Talk to me when you can make sense.    
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Drizle:


Can you ever take a joke?  Poster was just being goofy.  Its childish but its still a joke.  Good god dude.  Relax at some point.  Or are you mad at all us white folk when we poop brown?  You make no sense and I don't think you ever want to.  You enjoy having a chip on your shoulder. Talk to me when you can make sense.    


The worst part about the post wasn't even about the shit (which is quite possible despite your dismissive stance about it being a joke as I personally know people who have done worse), it was calling his sister a box. Pure misogyny.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:



The worst part about the post wasn't even about the shit (which is quite possible despite your dismissive stance about it being a joke as I personally know people who have done worse), it was calling his sister a box. Pure misogyny.
Trying to use big words and look smart? All a while looking like the dumbass that you are. You have never been pissed at someone and called them something like a box or asshole but didnt really mean it? If you say that you haven't then you are a liar. Sometimes people express their feelings about a situation by using the extreme, in this case calling her a box and shitting in her bed. But all you wanna do is stir some shit up and try to look intelligent again. The fact is everyone knows your a fool. I am sure you have never one time in your life called your sister/aunt/mom/(A women you care about)  a bitch even if not out loud to everyone I would be willing to say you have done it. That doesn't mean you have pure hatred or dislike for this person (Which is the meaning of misogyny and is usually only used when it is extreme) you just don't like the something they are doing or saying. I am sure you have never called a buddy(If you have any friends) an asshole either. So once again looking like a dumb ass trying to act better than everyone else.


 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by NoWorries21:

Trying to use big words and look smart? All a while looking like the dumbass that you are. You have never been pissed at someone and called them something like a box or asshole but didnt really mean it? If you say that you haven't then you are a liar. Sometimes people express their feelings about a situation by using the extreme, in this case calling her a box and shitting in her bed. But all you wanna do is stir some shit up and try to look intelligent again. The fact is everyone knows your a fool. I am sure you have never one time in your life called your sister/aunt/mom/(A women you care about)  a bitch even if not out loud to everyone I would be willing to say you have done it. That doesn't mean you have pure hatred or dislike for this person (Which is the meaning of misogyny and is usually only used when it is extreme) you just don't like the something they are doing or saying. I am sure you have never called a buddy(If you have any friends) an asshole either. So once again looking like a dumb ass trying to act better than everyone else.


Looks like Scal just got owned.

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