but but but Golden Goose is a LEAN 265, UFC quality tough guy, and the only reason he's not heavyweight champion is that they don't have a division for guys closing in on 60.
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but but but Golden Goose is a LEAN 265, UFC quality tough guy, and the only reason he's not heavyweight champion is that they don't have a division for guys closing in on 60.
I had to get out of my car at a red light and kick some azz this afternoon. Had a road rage idiot tailgating me to the max, I mean to the extreme. He was about ten feet from my rear bumper at 50 mph. Strike number One. I gave him a little brake tap just to let him know that tailgating shiit is not going to fly with me.
Of course I got the middle finger back. Strike number Two.
We come to a red light. This guy gets out of his car and starts storming towards me. Strike number Three.
Fight or Flight time. I'm not much for running away from a good fight. Left my Glock in the car and I met him at my rear bumper. "What, you want to fight me? Do you want a piece of me?", I said.
Now, I'm no Spring Chicken, going to be 58 next month. But the look on this guys face was that he knew he just made a fatal mistake. I'm 6'4" and a lean 265lbs. I've got a goatee that drops 6" from my chin. I'm usually a mellow guy but right then I had fire in my eyes. I must of looked pretty scary to this punk because his face turned white. He looked about 30 years old, half my age. Must have scared this 6' nothing, 200lb guy, right down to his ghetto sneakers.
I delivered a right kick to his groin. While he was bent over, I delivered a right uppercut that missed the target (his nose) and struck his left eye, busting his Ray-Ban sunglasses into pieces. As he's staggering backwards I went in for the kill. Wicked Left Right combo that sent him over backwards to the ground and crawling to his girlfriends side of his car.
Now his girlfriend starts in on me. "You leave him alone, you're a bully", she said.
I responded, "Shut your mouth Kunt. He got out of his car and started this. Let him take his azz kicking like a man. Now pick up that piece of shiit and hit the road".
I'll bet he won't be picking fights again anytime soon.
Moral of the story... "Don't take old guys for granted. Know what you are getting into before it goes too far. And for Gods sake, stop your girlfriend from begging for your mercy".
Is this the same guy who had a hissy fit and wanted to give away his Covers items when he got boxed?
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:
C'mon, post your stories here.
I had to get out of my car at a red light and kick some azz this afternoon. Had a road rage idiot tailgating me to the max, I mean to the extreme. He was about ten feet from my rear bumper at 50 mph. Strike number One. I gave him a little brake tap just to let him know that tailgating shiit is not going to fly with me.
Of course I got the middle finger back. Strike number Two.
We come to a red light. This guy gets out of his car and starts storming towards me. Strike number Three.
Fight or Flight time. I'm not much for running away from a good fight. Left my Glock in the car and I met him at my rear bumper. "What, you want to fight me? Do you want a piece of me?", I said.
Now, I'm no Spring Chicken, going to be 58 next month. But the look on this guys face was that he knew he just made a fatal mistake. I'm 6'4" and a lean 265lbs. I've got a goatee that drops 6" from my chin. I'm usually a mellow guy but right then I had fire in my eyes. I must of looked pretty scary to this punk because his face turned white. He looked about 30 years old, half my age. Must have scared this 6' nothing, 200lb guy, right down to his ghetto sneakers.
I delivered a right kick to his groin. While he was bent over, I delivered a right uppercut that missed the target (his nose) and struck his left eye, busting his Ray-Ban sunglasses into pieces. As he's staggering backwards I went in for the kill. Wicked Left Right combo that sent him over backwards to the ground and crawling to his girlfriends side of his car.
Now his girlfriend starts in on me. "You leave him alone, you're a bully", she said.
I responded, "Shut your mouth Kunt. He got out of his car and started this. Let him take his azz kicking like a man. Now pick up that piece of shiit and hit the road".
I'll bet he won't be picking fights again anytime soon.
Moral of the story... "Don't take old guys for granted. Know what you are getting into before it goes too far. And for Gods sake, stop your girlfriend from begging for your mercy".
Is this the same guy who had a hissy fit and wanted to give away his Covers items when he got boxed?
Why so much anger Goose? So what if he tailed you for a bit, Big deal, Like you said he was one of those road rage idiots. Why put yourself in a position where you have nothing to gain and a lot to lose? Albeit your story makes you gain a lot, What if this t-wat decides to chase you up for assault?
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Why so much anger Goose? So what if he tailed you for a bit, Big deal, Like you said he was one of those road rage idiots. Why put yourself in a position where you have nothing to gain and a lot to lose? Albeit your story makes you gain a lot, What if this t-wat decides to chase you up for assault?
Why so much anger Goose? So what if he tailed you for a bit, Big deal, Like you said he was one of those road rage idiots. Why put yourself in a position where you have nothing to gain and a lot to lose? Albeit your story makes you gain a lot, What if this t-wat decides to chase you up for assault?
Cuz the Goose has anger and road rage issues himself. Takes two to tango.
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Quote Originally Posted by SwishSwish1234:
Why so much anger Goose? So what if he tailed you for a bit, Big deal, Like you said he was one of those road rage idiots. Why put yourself in a position where you have nothing to gain and a lot to lose? Albeit your story makes you gain a lot, What if this t-wat decides to chase you up for assault?
Cuz the Goose has anger and road rage issues himself. Takes two to tango.
I'm just waiting for a good story from Knox on how he beat the sh*t out of a blind guy for stepping on his shoes. So we can all hear about how cool he is banging hookers on craigslist while sucker punching weaklings. Wait, Knox, have you ever beat the sh*t out of one of the toothless hookers you're banging? That would be better.
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I'm just waiting for a good story from Knox on how he beat the sh*t out of a blind guy for stepping on his shoes. So we can all hear about how cool he is banging hookers on craigslist while sucker punching weaklings. Wait, Knox, have you ever beat the sh*t out of one of the toothless hookers you're banging? That would be better.
Why so much anger Goose? So what if he tailed you for a bit, Big deal, Like you said he was one of those road rage idiots. Why put yourself in a position where you have nothing to gain and a lot to lose? Albeit your story makes you gain a lot,
What if this t-wat decides to chase you up for assault?
I've already addressed this question. I'm sure this t-wat has already approached an attorney about going to the Police. Can you imagine the look on the ambulance chaser's face when he asked the question, "So, when finally stopped, at the red light, which one of you got out of his car first?" And the the t-wat proudly proclaims, "Well, I did, and I was storming up to his driver's door."
The attorney's vision of a road rage windfall goes up in smoke and his mouth agape like SkipBoner about to take his boyfriend's cuumshot.
t-wat
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
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Quote Originally Posted by SwishSwish1234:
Why so much anger Goose? So what if he tailed you for a bit, Big deal, Like you said he was one of those road rage idiots. Why put yourself in a position where you have nothing to gain and a lot to lose? Albeit your story makes you gain a lot,
What if this t-wat decides to chase you up for assault?
I've already addressed this question. I'm sure this t-wat has already approached an attorney about going to the Police. Can you imagine the look on the ambulance chaser's face when he asked the question, "So, when finally stopped, at the red light, which one of you got out of his car first?" And the the t-wat proudly proclaims, "Well, I did, and I was storming up to his driver's door."
The attorney's vision of a road rage windfall goes up in smoke and his mouth agape like SkipBoner about to take his boyfriend's cuumshot.
The attorney's vision of a road rage windfall goes up in smoke
So in review of the facts as you have stated them;
a) There was no contact between your vehicles.
b) The victim was unarmed
c) The victim never came anywhere close to your drivers door (as you stated that you met him at your back bumper)
d) Without any physical provocation you kicked the poor kid in the balls and then sucker punched him in the eye (while he was wearing glasses) causing bodily harm and destroying his property.
Yeah you're right, that kid has no case whatsoever.
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:
The attorney's vision of a road rage windfall goes up in smoke
So in review of the facts as you have stated them;
a) There was no contact between your vehicles.
b) The victim was unarmed
c) The victim never came anywhere close to your drivers door (as you stated that you met him at your back bumper)
d) Without any physical provocation you kicked the poor kid in the balls and then sucker punched him in the eye (while he was wearing glasses) causing bodily harm and destroying his property.
Yeah you're right, that kid has no case whatsoever.
Hey, if he had stayed in his vehicle. Nothing would have happened. By exiting his the vehicle, he exacerbated the situation. He became the aggressor by his choice. Yes I was at my rear bumper with 2 running steps. Which was probably his first clue that he was going to be in a world of hurt.
He was told by his girlfriend to get back in the car.
Instead, he starts throwing out his chest and posturing up.
Wrong move... A kick in the ballls deflates him like a Popeye punching bag. The Right upper cut busted Pretty Boy's glasses.
Wicked Left Right Combo and the clown was on the ground, finished, DONE.
That is TEXTBOOK how to defend yourself.
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
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Hey, if he had stayed in his vehicle. Nothing would have happened. By exiting his the vehicle, he exacerbated the situation. He became the aggressor by his choice. Yes I was at my rear bumper with 2 running steps. Which was probably his first clue that he was going to be in a world of hurt.
He was told by his girlfriend to get back in the car.
Instead, he starts throwing out his chest and posturing up.
Wrong move... A kick in the ballls deflates him like a Popeye punching bag. The Right upper cut busted Pretty Boy's glasses.
Wicked Left Right Combo and the clown was on the ground, finished, DONE.
Hey, if he had stayed in his vehicle. Nothing would have happened. By exiting his the vehicle, he exacerbated the situation. He became the aggressor by his choice. Yes I was at my rear bumper with 2 running steps. Which was probably his first clue that he was going to be in a world of hurt.
He was told by his girlfriend to get back in the car.
Instead, he starts throwing out his chest and posturing up.
Wrong move... A kick in the ballls deflates him like a Popeye punching bag. The Right upper cut busted Pretty Boy's glasses.
Wicked Left Right Combo and the clown was on the ground, finished, DONE.
That is TEXTBOOK how to defend yourself.
What situation? Somebody traveling ten feet behind you at 50 mph?
For goodness sake don't ever travel in the "hammer lane" on 95 between Richmond and D.C.where three feet at 75 mph is normal traffic flow. And if you were to pull that brake check stunt there, you would never make it back to Conn..in one piece.
The fact that you think that you were in the right here and put your handicapped son in the middle of such a violent situation pretty much wipes out any hopes that you may of had for winning Father of the Year.
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:
Hey, if he had stayed in his vehicle. Nothing would have happened. By exiting his the vehicle, he exacerbated the situation. He became the aggressor by his choice. Yes I was at my rear bumper with 2 running steps. Which was probably his first clue that he was going to be in a world of hurt.
He was told by his girlfriend to get back in the car.
Instead, he starts throwing out his chest and posturing up.
Wrong move... A kick in the ballls deflates him like a Popeye punching bag. The Right upper cut busted Pretty Boy's glasses.
Wicked Left Right Combo and the clown was on the ground, finished, DONE.
That is TEXTBOOK how to defend yourself.
What situation? Somebody traveling ten feet behind you at 50 mph?
For goodness sake don't ever travel in the "hammer lane" on 95 between Richmond and D.C.where three feet at 75 mph is normal traffic flow. And if you were to pull that brake check stunt there, you would never make it back to Conn..in one piece.
The fact that you think that you were in the right here and put your handicapped son in the middle of such a violent situation pretty much wipes out any hopes that you may of had for winning Father of the Year.
What situation? Somebody traveling ten feet behind you at 50 mph?
For goodness sake don't ever travel in the "hammer lane" on 95 between Richmond and D.C.where three feet at 75 mph is normal traffic flow. And if you were to pull that brake check stunt there, you would never make it back to Conn..in one piece.
The fact that you think that you were in the right here and put your handicapped son in the middle of such a violent situation pretty much wipes out any hopes that you may of had for winning Father of the Year.
Does Covers have a " Father of the Year " award ? I nominate Goose.
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Quote Originally Posted by -29-:
What situation? Somebody traveling ten feet behind you at 50 mph?
For goodness sake don't ever travel in the "hammer lane" on 95 between Richmond and D.C.where three feet at 75 mph is normal traffic flow. And if you were to pull that brake check stunt there, you would never make it back to Conn..in one piece.
The fact that you think that you were in the right here and put your handicapped son in the middle of such a violent situation pretty much wipes out any hopes that you may of had for winning Father of the Year.
Does Covers have a " Father of the Year " award ? I nominate Goose.
Can you describe the 1st punch thrown (who) or words exchanged prior to approach and contact?
Avoid hitting the human skull without gloves. Hurts like a mother when ya square above the chin. Especially if they have no skill. My hand hurts reading.....
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Can you describe the 1st punch thrown (who) or words exchanged prior to approach and contact?
Avoid hitting the human skull without gloves. Hurts like a mother when ya square above the chin. Especially if they have no skill. My hand hurts reading.....
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