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C'mon, post your stories here.


I had to get out of my car at a red light and kick some azz this afternoon.  Had a road rage idiot tailgating me to the max, I mean to the extreme.  He was about ten feet from my rear bumper at 50 mph.  Strike number One.  I gave him a little brake tap just to let him know that tailgating shiit is not going to fly with me.

Of course I got the middle finger back.  Strike number Two.

We come to a red light.  This guy gets out of his car and starts storming towards me.  Strike number Three.

Fight or Flight time.  I'm not much for running away from a good fight.  Left my Glock in the car and I met him at my rear bumper.  "What, you want to fight me?  Do you want a piece of me?", I said.

Now, I'm no Spring Chicken, going to be 58 next month.  But the look on this guys face was that he knew he just made a fatal mistake.  I'm 6'4" and a lean 265lbs.  I've got a goatee that drops 6" from my chin.  I'm usually a mellow guy but right then I had fire in my eyes.  I must of looked pretty scary to this punk because his face turned white.  He looked about 30 years old, half my age. Must have scared this 6' nothing, 200lb guy, right down to his ghetto sneakers.

I delivered a right kick to his groin.  While he was bent over, I delivered a right uppercut that missed the target (his nose) and struck his left eye, busting his Ray-Ban sunglasses into pieces.  As he's staggering backwards I went in for the kill.  Wicked Left Right combo that sent him over backwards to the ground and crawling to his girlfriends side of his car. 

Now his girlfriend starts in on me.  "You leave him alone, you're a bully", she said.

I responded, "Shut your mouth Kunt.  He got out of his car and started this.  Let him take his azz kicking like a man.  Now pick up that piece of shiit and hit the road".

I'll bet he won't be picking fights again anytime soon.

Moral of the story... "Don't take old guys for granted.  Know what you are getting into before it goes too far.  And for Gods sake, stop your girlfriend from begging for your mercy".

 

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...and all this happens while you're stopped at a red light. Of course it did. You can wake up from your drug induced dream now. Belize can't come fast enough, otherwise you're going to lose your mind.  
 
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Getty:  This all took place in about 45 seconds.  Yes traffic was stopped in both directions and I'm sure nobody was happy.  Too fukking bad.  What would YOU do if somebody was out of their car and storming up to you?
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If a road rage incident occurs there is no doubt the heater comes out. If there's time I might try and record the incident so it can be proven the aggressor was given a chance to retreat otherwise I'm firing away. Likely below the waste so I don't murder the guy. But too often especially down here you hear of crazy stories of road rage.

Last real fight was actually almost 3 years ago to the day. It involved a local scumbag I grew up with. The guy is a drug user, did time for home invasions, and is a known scumbag and laughing stock. My wife worked part time at a local chain restaurant bar and her waitress friend began dating him. My wife knew i didn't didn't approve and she was aware he was scum but her friend is just as skeezy as this guy. A couple coke fiends I suppose. 
Anyway he got word that I called him a scumbag and warned the girl. Through the grapevine I already was aware a threat was made.
It was a get together at someone home for a MNF game. I was in the back yard. Guess who shows up? He approaches me "hey man why you talkin..?" Before he could finish I ran up and spear tackled him to the ground. I heard a couple chicks scream. I'm on top and I just lay 4 or 5 shots right in the face between the eye balls and above the nose. I got up and kicked him in the stomach. I thought about reaching for his Wallet but saw my wife and told her lets go. Within moments we were out. 
Word he's still around and that the chick took a nose dive in life. Never heard from this scumbag again but I know he's around,
 
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Rule of thumb, I dont mess with to crazy looking old dudes.. I know some of the older ones were survivors on Vietnam.. So fighting some dude in the street aint nothing to them. 

i fought one of those crazy basterds at a gas station once.. F==ucker was like a brick.. The look on his face was priceless.. I was like whatever, but this dude thought he was in the fight of his life... lol  
We bot threw some punches, we both missed and he tripped and fell , as he is getting up I told him he should just get back in the car , and that is what he did... i just remembered his face.. Funny as garbage .. this guy was ready to fight to the death...

Knocked out a bum about 6 months ago.. Asked some girl for money when she didnt give it to him , he started to call her names.. I ask if that was called for.. He said something dumb.. Pulled my car around the block came back and sucker punched him hard right under the jaw.. KA POW!!!  out like a light .. The amazing thing is not one person saw me do it .. Right in front of a Weigels, gas station...Never went back there since..
 
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bizkilla:  There are NO RULES in a street fight. 

But the two best words of advice...

1) Hit First

2) Hit Hard.

Good Job.
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The f--u--ckin the Goooose is loooose.... hahaha 

i think when you stay calm and talk like very matter of fact , I scares people more... 

I think I always say the same thing when I call someone out ... I usally say ."Come here let me show you what i am going to do to you." I say it very calm, and usally there face changes pretty quick after those words.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Knoxpoker:

The f--u--ckin the Goooose is loooose.... hahaha 

i think when you stay calm and talk like very matter of fact , I scares people more... 

I think I always say the same thing when I call someone out ... I usally say ."Come here let me show you what i am going to do to you." I say it very calm, and usally there face changes pretty quick after those words.




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Old man strength aint nuttin to fukk with 
 
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He turned white knowing elderly abuse is a criminal enhancement.  And one punch could mean Murder 1.  

He wanted none of that....  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by tjohnsont:

He turned white knowing elderly abuse is a criminal enhancement.  And one punch could mean Murder 1.  

He wanted none of that....  



LOL. 

I delivered one kick and three punches and this punk was DONE.

He never laid a finger on me.  NOTHING.


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What a crock. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Skipbone:

What a crock. 


Well, I figured you'd have absolutely nothing to contribute to this thread.

You are the type of guy that got his lunch money stolen every day at school.

Never been in a fight in your entire life?

BIG TIME puzzy smartazz that hides behind his computer keyboard.

Keyboard Warrior.
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Way to go., that punk learned a valuable lesson. - he could have been arrested for road rage driving if a cop saw that tailing which is a serious offense.

I just stay in my car until they're at my car door. Then it's on.

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by searchwarrant:

Way to go., that punk learned a valuable lesson. - he could have been arrested for road rage driving if a cop saw that tailing which is a serious offense.

I just stay in my car until they're at my car door. Then it's on.




Tailgating in itself doesn't mean he is road raging.  


 
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 I haven't seen any action for a long time. Been in a few shoving matches that didn't go anywhere........I think the last real fight I was in was a bar fight during the Reagan administration.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:


C'mon, post your stories here.


I had to get out of my car at a red light and kick some azz this afternoon.  Had a road rage idiot tailgating me to the max, I mean to the extreme.  He was about ten feet from my rear bumper at 50 mph.  Strike number One.  I gave him a little brake tap just to let him know that tailgating shiit is not going to fly with me.

Of course I got the middle finger back.  Strike number Two.

We come to a red light.  This guy gets out of his car and starts storming towards me.  Strike number Three.

Fight or Flight time.  I'm not much for running away from a good fight.  Left my Glock in the car and I met him at my rear bumper.  "What, you want to fight me?  Do you want a piece of me?", I said.

Now, I'm no Spring Chicken, going to be 58 next month.  But the look on this guys face was that he knew he just made a fatal mistake.  I'm 6'4" and a lean 265lbs.  I've got a goatee that drops 6" from my chin.  I'm usually a mellow guy but right then I had fire in my eyes.  I must of looked pretty scary to this punk because his face turned white.  He looked about 30 years old, half my age. Must have scared this 6' nothing, 200lb guy, right down to his ghetto sneakers.

I delivered a right kick to his groin.  While he was bent over, I delivered a right uppercut that missed the target (his nose) and struck his left eye, busting his Ray-Ban sunglasses into pieces.  As he's staggering backwards I went in for the kill.  Wicked Left Right combo that sent him over backwards to the ground and crawling to his girlfriends side of his car. 

Now his girlfriend starts in on me.  "You leave him alone, you're a bully", she said.

I responded, "Shut your mouth Kunt.  He got out of his car and started this.  Let him take his azz kicking like a man.  Now pick up that piece of shiit and hit the road".

I'll bet he won't be picking fights again anytime soon.

Moral of the story... "Don't take old guys for granted.  Know what you are getting into before it goes too far.  And for Gods sake, stop your girlfriend from begging for your mercy".

 



The Glock would have provided a more efficient use of your time.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by 1129ken:



The Glock would have provided a more efficient use of your time.



I'm a responsible handgun owner.  I've never had to use my Glock in public and really hope I never do.  I consider it an absolute last resort when my life, or another innocent life is in danger.  Even though everything is legal, the local cops don't like it when you draw and aim at another civilian. 

And if this punk clown tries to call my plates in and start trouble, it looks much better for me that HE was the one who got out of his vehicle looking for trouble.  It shows restraint on my part that I elected to leave the Glock in my vehicle. 
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I thought kicks to the groin were the domain of women and little kids.
Good work, my man. In high school that would have induced ridicule, for you, not him.


 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:




LOL. 

I delivered one kick and three punches and this punk was DONE.

He never laid a finger on me.  NOTHING.


If he is a little out of shape dude then the punches don't count if you sucker kicked him in groin and he is already down. Glad you whooped him. But wish you hadn't done it that way. Anyway next time always remember him or his buddy have a gun and will use it, or even track you down. Things are not like they used to be. Gotta always be careful. He probably got what he deserved though. 
Not sure 58 and 6'5" and 265 should included the word 'lean' in the sentence.  
 
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Standing "O" for you Goose!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:



Well, I figured you'd have absolutely nothing to contribute to this thread.

You are the type of guy that got his lunch money stolen every day at school.

Never been in a fight in your entire life?

BIG TIME puzzy smartazz that hides behind his computer keyboard.

Keyboard Warrior.
Who's the blowhard old man making up tough guy tales? You are a sad individual. And a liar. Keep them coming though. They are slightly entertaining.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by BWS77:

Old man strength aint nuttin to fukk with 
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:



Well, I figured you'd have absolutely nothing to contribute to this thread.

You are the type of guy that got his lunch money stolen every day at school.

Never been in a fight in your entire life?

BIG TIME puzzy smartazz that hides behind his computer keyboard.

Keyboard Warrior.

I'm working on a fight story as we speak. 
 So I can shed the title of Keyboard Warrior and to give strangers on here a hard-on.  Stay tuned.   
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