Who else has a 10 incher

and tired of it because it gets you into trouble.

There is a girl at work that I had relations with a while ago. Of course she knows about my package and she likes to share it with certain friends. There have been two girls that have come up to me sliding a piece a paper in my left pocket.  The paper has their number on it.  Sounds great but here's the problem...I'm Married. 

One of the girls is a friend of my wifes, not close but still a friend.  I couldn't believe it when she gave me her number because she is so hot. This morning she came in to my office and closed the door. She talked to me about how she wants to quit this job.  She told me that she wants to get into porn.  The conversation got heated and of course by the time she left my office I had a massive hard on.

I had a meeting at 10:30 that I had to cancel because I couldn't leave my office.  The tent was pitched and if I walked out of my office people would have been staring.

Point is...Big dicks aren't always good, sometimes they can get in the way. Now I have to find a way to stay away from these girls.

I've got a big deck

LMAO!!!

Quote Originally Posted by cacabware:

Caca that's a lot of red stars! That means your doing good right?

they're fake.............. 

8 does the same thing to em.

Girls are not loyal to girlfriends when a big schlong comes into play

Girls talk about that shit to each other. I was hanging out with my ex-girl and her hot friends apartments. My girl goes outside to her car then her friend starts telling me how her boyfriend doesnt satisfy her and shes tired of using her vibrator

Needless to say my brain was scrambled and I banged her about 2 weeks later

Quote Originally Posted by Henry-Lilly:

Dude, you got nothing on me.........................................................except a couple of inches.

how was vegas lilly ?????

Great job, I just can't see myself cheating on my wife.

Damn, both girls keep passing by my office smiling at me. I really hope that this stops with these girls and it doesn't get any further.  I have a feeling this is going to get to my wife. But as long as I don't do anything I'll be okay.  Problem is, my friend has a mind of its own. 

Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:

I think we will need proof of your 10 inch claims ... being that I am heterosexual, I have no desire to see your dick, so some pics of your wife's stretched cootchie will suffice. 

The only proof that scalabrine will require is to see if you can joke him with your member. 

Dude I don't care if you believe me, but have respect for my wife. You make her sound as if she is a person.  No need for that! 

how does that make her sound like a person....its her husbands "member" it could be the only one shes ever had and that shit would still be stretched out....trust me, i know

Quote Originally Posted by Henry-Lilly:




Absolute heaven, bro.  Didn't want to leave.

good to hear.............. 

Quote Originally Posted by Henry-Lilly:

Dude, you got nothing on me.........................................................except a couple of inches.

No need to be so modest now, Hank. You Texans got it BIG. 

So many flaws in this thread......

Bragging to other men about how big your deck is

Your popping a wood in your office from a female talking to you

You're worried about your wife finding out, but "your friend has a mind of it's own"

And then you want Hugh to respect your wife when he never disrespected you, but yet you are on a HUGE public message board talking about how big your deck is

I just have one question for you.....does your 10 incher reach around and touch your vagina as well....cause in your case getting fucked both ways has a whole new meaning....