Yes or No...

Would you bang the Jardience lady?

She seems so perky.

@vanzack

 If she cook she'd get some

She cant cook.  She has diabetes.  Vegetables only.

@vanzack

 Oh hell no. She’s way out of my league. I like the hourglass type 5’3 to 5’5 110 pounds fit as a fox. Nice size rack with dime size areolas. 

The fat one? She and that commercial are so f'n annoying and they don't do her any favors making her dance around like a jack ass in ill fitting jeans that show off her fupa. I'm not trying to hate on the bigger chicks but the Jardience lady is a hard pass for me. And that commercial is exploitive of a fat person.

If she lost 75 pounds, she probably wouldn't even need the med she's so excited about.

She is on Jardiance.

Chances are the weight is coming off.  Think of the future.  Its an investment.

If you put it that way van I’m in 

plus she’s a Latina I believe so she gets a little wiggle room in the weight department from me .

so my final is answer is this …..

yes I’m fucking her , till either I come or her heart attack does , ahhh I can see it now , her holding my head in between the two folds of her stomach that are sitting just below her bosom , in post coital bliss , as I pepper her with questions about what rhymes better with “ pastrami on rye “ as I kiss her navel and spit out the happy trail hair that’s sticking to my tongue ….

As she answers “ fonzi and potsy poppin’ hotties on the sly ….“ isn’t better than “ pontificate on idolatry but ponder that it’s probably just nonsense and positively a fuckin’ lie ……

she sounds like a keeper to me bro but unfortunately she’s not quite yacht material just yet 

 She is on Jardiance. Chances are the weight is coming off.  Think of the future.  Its an investment.[/Quote]  

Exactly!!!   Think of it just like buying a put option

The med is to lose 75 pounds. It's like Ozempic.

That chick is built like an JV offensive lineman.

I'd hump that fatty as long as nobody found out.  But the minute she comes off Jardience, I'm kicking her to the curb.  I'm sorry folks, not all investments yield a profit.  

Someone post a video 

There's an alarming new trend now of all these new, untested, side effect riddled fat loss pills being marketed to the lazy self entitled fat middle aged woman population. 

In the era of yesteryear, a simple advertising campaign would have consisted of:

"Stop eating you fat pig, get off your ass, drink snake juice and exercise."

The world desperately needs more Cole Robinson:

@maxwagers781

 Got you, bro.

@StumpTownStu

First time seeing this commercial,,,isn't that the NY Governor? Wtf is she doing pimping out for big pharma...oh wait,,,nevermind...carry on 

 i did bang a 300lb woman 1 night when i was in my coke days.

she approached me and handed me a rubber, took me back to her house and refused to turn the lights on

it was like swimming in Aloe.

Got done then turned lights on and she looked like my thumb

She looked like my thumb 

Thank you for that 

Only if it’s Winter and I have no heat,,, and if she can take her teeth out,,, and if she can buy me a bigger boat,,, and if she can give me 80% winners,,, and if gives me a stack of $100 and,,, she’s ok with me bringing strippers home,,, then cleans up and cooks ,,,ok I’m in

@lennon65

I always Thought highly of you(like your namesake) but Hey the things we DO to get some 

NO 

No I’m sorry , that’s it , I’ve changed my mind 

Cuz this dough ball lady that’s sweatin’ gravy while takin’ up all the space in my eyes ,

looks to be not only a little overweight but also shady and sly ,

like a blowhard who only “ goes yard “ for the sake of the fame by being fake for her own great “ paper chase “ and “ the dime “

So Imma put her in her place by saying  “ Baby you’re gonna die “

by way of “ your diet “ or that medication that you’re takin’ that pays you to lie …..

I’m off that skeezer van . Sorry . I don’t find “ selling out “ attractive in the least . Even though I like ‘em thick . I’m out on this one bro . So when she suffers coronary trouble somebody else is gonna have to resuscitate her by breathing into her big donut chomping factory that resides just under her flaring nostrils .

Can we talk about how all the fat chicks that were pushing all that "body positivity" are now taking Ozempic or Jardience? There's a few others but the names escape me.