The other day my wife told me Lizzo is on the Ozempic and we both just busted up laughing. We didn't even have to talk about what we were laughing at, we both knew what we were thinking. All that body positivity b.s. was just that. Faker that a $3 bill. Chicks were just lazy and wanted to eat trash and not exercise. The moment someone dropped a drug though...
TIME TO BRING BACK THE OBAMA CAGES!
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The other day my wife told me Lizzo is on the Ozempic and we both just busted up laughing. We didn't even have to talk about what we were laughing at, we both knew what we were thinking. All that body positivity b.s. was just that. Faker that a $3 bill. Chicks were just lazy and wanted to eat trash and not exercise. The moment someone dropped a drug though...
I’d probably flip flop like a summer shoe once she did lose that weight with the aid of those man made chemicals though ….
because once my eyes glanced down to those two hunks of thick meat chunks just hanging there on the bottom of her back like some kind of rare beef that dangles from the ceiling at an Italian delicatessen …….
I’m sure I’d just jump ship from where I was at feelings-wise , and I’d start complimenting her all while fighting off the stupid and over the line things I wanted to say because my penis was battling the influx of all that blood rushing down to it’s tip ….
If I’m speaking frankly , and honestly of course
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I’d probably flip flop like a summer shoe once she did lose that weight with the aid of those man made chemicals though ….
because once my eyes glanced down to those two hunks of thick meat chunks just hanging there on the bottom of her back like some kind of rare beef that dangles from the ceiling at an Italian delicatessen …….
I’m sure I’d just jump ship from where I was at feelings-wise , and I’d start complimenting her all while fighting off the stupid and over the line things I wanted to say because my penis was battling the influx of all that blood rushing down to it’s tip ….
Yes, but it’s the damn song. I was singing it in the grocery store line at Publix and people just stared at me. Then, I was singing it in the Wal-Mart self-checkout line and everyone flash mobbed started dancing to it.
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Yes, but it’s the damn song. I was singing it in the grocery store line at Publix and people just stared at me. Then, I was singing it in the Wal-Mart self-checkout line and everyone flash mobbed started dancing to it.
Can we talk about how all the fat chicks that were pushing all that "body positivity" are now taking Ozempic or Jardience? There's a few others but the names escape me.
How about Precious aka Gaborey Sidube
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Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:
Can we talk about how all the fat chicks that were pushing all that "body positivity" are now taking Ozempic or Jardience? There's a few others but the names escape me.
Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu: Can we talk about how all the fat chicks that were pushing all that "body positivity" are now taking Ozempic or Jardience? There's a few others but the names escape me. How about Precious aka Gaborey Sidube
What about her? Are you asking if she's on the Jardience or if she could get it? If any of my bros are in here, they know Precious couldn't get the meat even if she was skinny, if you know what I'm saying.
TIME TO BRING BACK THE OBAMA CAGES!
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Quote Originally Posted by Jarrett75:
Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu: Can we talk about how all the fat chicks that were pushing all that "body positivity" are now taking Ozempic or Jardience? There's a few others but the names escape me. How about Precious aka Gaborey Sidube
What about her? Are you asking if she's on the Jardience or if she could get it? If any of my bros are in here, they know Precious couldn't get the meat even if she was skinny, if you know what I'm saying.
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You haven't even been here a year.
TIME TO BRING BACK THE OBAMA CAGES!
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