I have a list of things in MLB that are pissing me off....

Yes its a whole list a list of 13 to be exact. Let's get at it:

1. I feel there's a conspiracy against me in this MLB forum

I feel as though keyelement and others conspire against me. I've noticed this since Last offseason. It happened when Kirk Gibson was rumored for the Tigers job and i made the following comment. "I don't want Gibson managing the Tigers because if he gets hired Cabrera,Fielder and Verlander will all be traded for grinders" Key didn't seem to appreciate me saying that

I feel as though i'm not appreciated in this forum the way i should be. I know baseball,I have a great mind and i'm usually right about these things. I don't know why i'm discriminated against by many of you

2. Mad Dog Russo Bi*ching about Strasburg

I flipped on his show for 10 minutes not too long ago{I wish i hadn'T} And he was bitc*hing about Starsburg being shut down in 2012. Making a comment "If he wanted to pitch demand the ball" I've always felt the Nats got too much heat for shutting Strasburg down. they did the same thing with Jordan Zimmermann the yr before and no one cared

The Nats didn't lose in 2012 because Strasburg got shut down. They lost because they had a 7-0 lead vs STL in GM 5 and didn't stick their foot on the Cards throat. Also Storen got squeezed in the 9th if you remember. BTW what is the purpose of Mad Dog? God MLB Network is becoming ESPN. The Nats weren't right or wrong in doing it. Same with what the Braves did with Medlen that year

3. PED guys are disgraces

Stop it. No one except old farts and sportswriters care about PED's. MLB sold its soul to Satan for money a  long time ago boys. Accept it like i have. Hell owners have. Melky,Cruz,Peralta you embarrassed the game and you're disgraces! Now here's 50 million do you want to sign in red ink or blue ink. MLB was better with PED's IMO

4. I'm tired of celebrating Jim Leyland

What the hell are we celebrating? LY Jim leyland day let Leyland throw out the 1st pitch Jesus F-INg Christ! Jim go away please. He was there 8 years 3.5 too long. I was doen with him after the Galarraga game. Should've gotten himself thrown out hell i would've spit on Jim Joyce for that call. Leyland lost all my respect after that. He was stealing a  check the last 2 years

Look the Tigers have moved on with a better manager so Jim go away. And some say well packers he got the Tigers to the playoffs 5 times. I've said this before and i'll say it again I'd rather never go to postseason than go and lose. I'd rather be Toronto than Detroit. I relaize i'm 1 of 6 people who think that way but thats how i feel. Leyland left the building they should've locked the door

5. The Cleveland Racists will win the Central and that makes me mad

I've always hated Cleveland. For many reason including their racist name and logo. But the man reason is the fans. They just don't care about baseball in Cleveland. They talk more Browns than Cleveland basbeall. their economy is based on LeBron James. Plus Cleveland fans IMO are overrated fans. They think because they watch crap football it makes them real fans no it makes you a mark

You got a Cy Young winner an MVP candidate 5-6 guys who could hit 20+HR's a lock down bullpen and no one cares. hell you could have free lap dance night at Progressive Field and attendance would go from 11,000 to 11,236. When people talk about relocating a team talk about Cleveland.

6. The Houston Astros or as i call them the Houston Arrogance

And it starts with Jeff Luhnow the man who's gonna re-invent baseball. The love for a horse manure franchise astounds me but the sabermetric extremists love them some Astros. No matter what move they make its great. And here's the kicker... Hiring AJ Hinch as a manager. At Spring Training check Luhnow's puppet for strings because thats all Hinch is. Luhnow has to have a yes-man as manager because if he got in a uniform and went on the field to manage with his views he'd be laughed off the field in 30 minutes

Sabermetrics folks do you even like baseball?

6. Stop telling me Billy Beane is Jesus 2.0

Win something and we'll talk.

7-13 coming off #7 is i need your help

#7 I should be the play by play voice of the Braves

Part of my childhood was watching TBS following the Braves hell my favorite player was Ryan Klesko. Listening to Pete and Skip call games was awesome. i loved their style i felt as though they were my grandpa teaching me about MLB. Obviously both have passed away{God Rest their souls} and the Braves moved off TBS and the Braves booth is just awful now. Joe Simpson is a pro but watching the Braves is awful now

The arrogance of Chip Caray who in my opinion isn't very good at his job. The way he talks down to you and me as though we eat our boogers just makes my skin crawl. the Braves Live pregame worse with Tom Hart who has his arrogance seep through the broadcast. Hell he made of fun of me on twitter and called me a diabetic.My grandma dies from complications to diabetes

Say what you want about me guys but i'm passionate. If you cut me right now i bleed Braves. While may not have qualifications i have passion and i should be the pbp voice of the Braves. I plan on sending a letter to multiple people within the Braves organization in a month or 2. It'd be nice if others did the same. Its time for someone who cares to call Braves games again

8. Stanton got 325 million except he didn't

Look guys we all now Stanton will opt out so lets quit saying is a 13 yr deal for 325 million. Marlins fans{If there are any} are being scammed again

9. Mets trading for Tulo is no brainer

I've heard this multiple times and its completly stupid. I get it the Mets have had no offense out of SS since 1749. Tulo can't stay healthy he's got 5 billion left on his contract. I wouldn't touch Tulo with a 10 foot pole if i was any team. If the Rockies called me about Tulo i'd say the following:

1. What else will you give me to take him?

2. How much of the money are you eating?

3. Ask him if he'll move to another position

I think part of the reason he gets hurt is because he plays SS. No matter if you like new school stats old school stats. WHIP ERA Average OBP WAR whatever the most important stat is games played. And he doesn't play enough. Also Mets fans you aren't 1 Tulo away from being great you're 8 Tulo's away from being great

9. This time it'll be different for the Cubs

No it won't. You here this because they got Lester and Theo and now Maddon. They're still the Cubs and they'll always be the Cubs. Theo and Maddon are 2 of the most arrogant people in MLB today. Especially Maddon with his stupid 8675309 lineups. Look the Cubs will be in postseason at some point and when they do get there Lucy will pull the ball away as the Cubs go to kick it just like always.

10. Why don't the Pirates get more respect?

Because they don't spend money. I've said before the team should be called the Pittsburgh Profits as that's all the owner cares about. No one expects them to go after 1 of the top guys but c'mon you couldn't have given Napoli a 4 yr deal a couple years ago? Couldn't have gone 3 yrs for Mike Morse this yr? No because the dollar is all that matters. They brought back my buddy AJ Burnett but the only time they like him is at a reduced rate or when the Yankees pay most of it

11. The D-Backs got rid of 1 arrogant executive for another

When the D-Backs rid themselves of Towers and Gibson they wanted new blood. A new way of thinking and an executive who isn't arrogant. So they hired Tony La Russaand Dave Stewart as GMI was shocked like most they didn't get James Shields i mean after all the D-Backs are a "real" baseball organization

There are a lot of folks around the D-Backs who are so full of crap its not funny. the last time i heard that many lies they came out of my mouthLaRussa will be heartbroken if they aren't 82-80. Well Tony this D-Backs season will be bad...Very bad. But al least there will be no arrogance

If you have any thoughts please give them. I was going to do 2 more but i have a headache and i need a drink

Goose i don't love Leyland the way most Tiger fanboys do. Never did. Liked him the 1st 4 years after that needed to go

Carp my opinion is my opinion. And i do feel like there are some here conspiraing against me