MLB - Wednesday 6/2

 

 

Did I ever mention this story? Several years ago I was at a fancy restaurant in New York City in the lobby of one of the fanciest hotels having drinks with friends at a bar and in walks Pamela Anderson with two of her girlfriends. She looked even hotter in person. While every guy diverted attention her way, what are the chances that any regular guy is going to walk out of that place with her? Several drinks later, I found myself at the bar and Pamela bumped into me and spilled some of her drink on me. I turned around and was face-to-face with her and suddenly English became a second language to me and I could barely remember my name. She apologized profusely and started wiping some of her drink off my shirt with a bar napkin. Heck, she could've spilled a plate of spaghetti and bolonese sauce on my head and it would've been alright. She then insisted on buying me a drink and the two of us stood by the bar and talked. I pinched myself three times while she was buying the drinks to make sure I wasn't hallucinating because what business do I have talking to Pamela Anderson; absolutely none. It turned out she is really sweet and funny and we hit it off. Maybe it was the alcohol but had she been anyone else, I would've been certain she was hitting on me. Well her two girlfriends walked by with two guys they must have met and said they were leaving so I was about to say thank you and walk away with a great story. Pamela turns to them and says, "Great girls, I will see you tomorrow. I'm going to head upstairs soon and have one more drink with GameHunter (no, she didn't say GameHunter)." I was thinking, 'there's no way this happening," "This couldn't be right." "I'm obviously asleep and my alarm clock is about to go off."

 

A drink later and both of us buzzed, she asks me if I would walk her upstairs to her room because she is feeling a bit buzzed and doesn't want to walk alone. I looked around to see if Ashton Kutcher was in the room because it was clear I was being "punked" but he was nowhere in sight. We walked out of the bar area and headed to the elevator. I can only imagine what it is to be her 24 hours a day but as we walked, every set of eyes in the hotel lobby was on us; well at least on her and then the shlub next to her. We get on the elevator and she tells me how sweet I am and how cool it is that I treated her like a regular person and not a celebrity and before you know it we playing tonsil hockey. I am certain this is my last day on earth and the Grim Reaper will be appearing at any moment and we get out of the elevator and head to her room and quite frankly, I was willing to take my one-way ticket to heaven after one night in bed with her. We get to her door and she presses right up into me and gives me the most passionate kiss of my life. I couldn't believe that I was about to bang Pamela Anderson. I am moments away from one of my greatest victories in life. She inserts the key into the door, opens it, turns around, says thank you and slams the door in my face and says, "good night" and I never saw her again.

 

Well, I always enjoyed creative writing and obviously that story is not true but that is the best way I could describe having the Tampa Rays last night minus 1.5 runs. I had no shot in hell of winning as the score climbed from 1-0, 4-0, 5-0 Blue Jays and even at 5-3 entering the 9th inning, I should've turned off the television. 5 walks, a wild pitch and one hit later, the Rays took a 7-5 lead and the Jays' closer, Kevin Gregg, was walking me to his hotel room.

 

Of course a friend of mine texted me and said what a great comeback in Toronto so I knew I was mushed as I headed to the bottom of the 9th. Fred Lewis leads off the inning with the most routine grounder of the game and Reid Brignac somehow sails the ball over Carlos Pena's head for a two base error. Thankfully Rafael Soriano gets Hill to fly out and Lind to strikeout and the key is in the hotel door as Vernon Wells steps to the plate. Wells smacks one off the wall in left scoring Lewis and then Bautista flies out to slam the hotel door shut as I lose the minus 1.5 runs in a game I should've had no shot at winning, 7-6.

 

What a tease!!!!

 

Several years ago I was at a fancy restaurant in New York City in the lobby of one of the fanciest hotels having drinks with friends at a bar and in walks Pamela Anderson with two of her girlfriends. 

Knew it couldn't of been true when I got to the part about you being in a fancy restaurant at one of the fanciest hotels in NYC,  

Just kidding.  Good luck today GH and I sure hope you turn your season around soon