What a curmudgeon. Here is a sequence of posts from last night.
Quote Originally Posted by KeyElement:
Looks like bd_c will cash his over, and JEG probably his under. So how did you come out Barney?
Quote Originally Posted by barneybeans:
Quote Originally Posted by KeyElement: Looks like bd_c will cash his over, and JEG probably his under. So how did you come out Barney? According to my mom: head first.
As it turns out he hit on the Rangers +112, but that line is probably fictitious.
As for today I have nothing yet, but some of you guys might have to post and get on with your day. And Sac is probably lost in the north woods with his rod in one hand and a beer in the other. Please, no wise cracks about the "rod in his hand". He is a fisherman, honest, or at least I think so. If you got 'em, get 'em up, (and no wise cracks about that either!)
Now and then even a BLIND squirrel can find an acorn
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What a curmudgeon. Here is a sequence of posts from last night.
Quote Originally Posted by KeyElement:
Looks like bd_c will cash his over, and JEG probably his under. So how did you come out Barney?
Quote Originally Posted by barneybeans:
Quote Originally Posted by KeyElement: Looks like bd_c will cash his over, and JEG probably his under. So how did you come out Barney? According to my mom: head first.
As it turns out he hit on the Rangers +112, but that line is probably fictitious.
As for today I have nothing yet, but some of you guys might have to post and get on with your day. And Sac is probably lost in the north woods with his rod in one hand and a beer in the other. Please, no wise cracks about the "rod in his hand". He is a fisherman, honest, or at least I think so. If you got 'em, get 'em up, (and no wise cracks about that either!)
We have completed 4 weeks of action. It is time to invoke my 3% of bankroll technique.
F5 – Royals +105 – Singer/Pineda
Comment: I have really, really, bad news for fans of the Twins, Indians, and Tigers. The Royals are not going to fade and contend with the Tigers for 5place in the division. They are in first place for one reason only, they deserve it. The team that is constantly badgered and disregarded among bettors has more talent and technique than they realize. Where are the home runs? “They should be whiffing 12 times a game trying to hit home runs!” Sorry Charlie, but the Royals rarely whiff. They put the ball in play, as I have been preaching and coaching for 50 years. When you put the ball in play good things happen. Hits, errors, bad throws, idiot fielders that don’t field or throw as they should. I don’t care if they post a record number of wins by one run, as long as they post wins. You are paid for winning, and there is no bonus for winning by more than one, except on the run line, but that raises the risk factor as well.
I may have another later, but a line will have to move in my favor or I won’t.
Now and then even a BLIND squirrel can find an acorn
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Season, 18-13-6, +2,761.32 Units, +29.3% RoR
4/30 - 383 units each – flat bets
We have completed 4 weeks of action. It is time to invoke my 3% of bankroll technique.
F5 – Royals +105 – Singer/Pineda
Comment: I have really, really, bad news for fans of the Twins, Indians, and Tigers. The Royals are not going to fade and contend with the Tigers for 5place in the division. They are in first place for one reason only, they deserve it. The team that is constantly badgered and disregarded among bettors has more talent and technique than they realize. Where are the home runs? “They should be whiffing 12 times a game trying to hit home runs!” Sorry Charlie, but the Royals rarely whiff. They put the ball in play, as I have been preaching and coaching for 50 years. When you put the ball in play good things happen. Hits, errors, bad throws, idiot fielders that don’t field or throw as they should. I don’t care if they post a record number of wins by one run, as long as they post wins. You are paid for winning, and there is no bonus for winning by more than one, except on the run line, but that raises the risk factor as well.
I may have another later, but a line will have to move in my favor or I won’t.
Love the royals today as well.. the boys in blue always undervalued. Soler and dozer appear to be waking up. Royals have done this with nothing from them. Goodluck hitting brentz/staumont late
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Love the royals today as well.. the boys in blue always undervalued. Soler and dozer appear to be waking up. Royals have done this with nothing from them. Goodluck hitting brentz/staumont late
"Knowing my luck, I'll hook into a Bull Shark and it will destroy my reel.
P.S. I'll be disappointed if I don't see Means or Flexen on your card. Still may make mine."
Just don't let a Bull Shark get ahold of your rod. You would look funny singing soprano in the choir
You must not be drunk yet, since you recognize the play under consideration, but I won't jump the gun, one of these fanatic degenerates would put 10K on it in anticipation, and that would not move the line in our favor.
Now and then even a BLIND squirrel can find an acorn
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@undermysac
"Knowing my luck, I'll hook into a Bull Shark and it will destroy my reel.
P.S. I'll be disappointed if I don't see Means or Flexen on your card. Still may make mine."
Just don't let a Bull Shark get ahold of your rod. You would look funny singing soprano in the choir
You must not be drunk yet, since you recognize the play under consideration, but I won't jump the gun, one of these fanatic degenerates would put 10K on it in anticipation, and that would not move the line in our favor.
I watched a movie called Catch and Release last night with Jennifer Garner who has a boyfriend that is a Fisherman, he is never in the movie since they kill him off in some snow boarding or something accident but the 2 friends of his that he lived with all fish. Now I do not know why it has that name since they eat whatever fish they catch but Garner trying to prove she is not the goodie two shoes she plays in the movie goes on a rant about fishers that catch and release being pussies, being that if your going to torture a fish and put him thru all that you should have the decency to eat it.
Not saying I agree with the story line but my family made there living fishing and I grew up eating a lot of different kinds, enough to find out I like white fish the most though Salmon just caught and grilled is very good but once it hits the freezer I can not eat it anymore.
I only mention this as it is a good movie and I know you do the let them go in your tournaments so you might get a kick out of her rant,
GL today to you guys, Sorry Key I ruined your night by the under hitting but nice 2-0 for you.
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@undermysac
I watched a movie called Catch and Release last night with Jennifer Garner who has a boyfriend that is a Fisherman, he is never in the movie since they kill him off in some snow boarding or something accident but the 2 friends of his that he lived with all fish. Now I do not know why it has that name since they eat whatever fish they catch but Garner trying to prove she is not the goodie two shoes she plays in the movie goes on a rant about fishers that catch and release being pussies, being that if your going to torture a fish and put him thru all that you should have the decency to eat it.
Not saying I agree with the story line but my family made there living fishing and I grew up eating a lot of different kinds, enough to find out I like white fish the most though Salmon just caught and grilled is very good but once it hits the freezer I can not eat it anymore.
I only mention this as it is a good movie and I know you do the let them go in your tournaments so you might get a kick out of her rant,
GL today to you guys, Sorry Key I ruined your night by the under hitting but nice 2-0 for you.
You threw that “rod in one hand” fastball right down the middle and then pulled it back before I had a chance to deposit it in the upper deck. With the correct launch angle, of course.....
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@KeyElement
You threw that “rod in one hand” fastball right down the middle and then pulled it back before I had a chance to deposit it in the upper deck. With the correct launch angle, of course.....
Is it I and my eyes are too big here or are there a few too many pups today that could be favorites? Cubs, Royals, Brewers, Orioles, Mariners, and Giants. So many to choose from....
I take:
White Sox
Orioles
Royals
Giants
all FG
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Is it I and my eyes are too big here or are there a few too many pups today that could be favorites? Cubs, Royals, Brewers, Orioles, Mariners, and Giants. So many to choose from....
I actually love MIN today but will not bet against Key's Jeg's Royals. Seriously this was the first game that leapt out at me on the card, until I saw KC.
If you want good lines go to Heritage - TEX was +112 up until 9:45AM EDT yesterday SBR has line history.
Actually for what it's worth, Fanduel has some good dog lines despite being a .20 cent shop. Don't discount any sportsbook that offers easy to move $ in and out. Sooner or later they all have the most favorable line for your play.
BOL
The pen is mightier than the pigs
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I actually love MIN today but will not bet against Key's Jeg's Royals. Seriously this was the first game that leapt out at me on the card, until I saw KC.
If you want good lines go to Heritage - TEX was +112 up until 9:45AM EDT yesterday SBR has line history.
Actually for what it's worth, Fanduel has some good dog lines despite being a .20 cent shop. Don't discount any sportsbook that offers easy to move $ in and out. Sooner or later they all have the most favorable line for your play.
As for any other comments from you, well you have friends here to ask about those things. Some are liars but others may admit I have carried them on my back for years. Problem with you rookiesis you don't listen. Damn kids.
Now and then even a BLIND squirrel can find an acorn
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@OneWayOut
You wouldn't know launch angle from lunch meat.
As for any other comments from you, well you have friends here to ask about those things. Some are liars but others may admit I have carried them on my back for years. Problem with you rookiesis you don't listen. Damn kids.
Really liked Pitt, oh so very close, but a few too many close or toss up factors. One of those my instincts will regret if they win, but I will kiss my computer if they lose.
Now and then even a BLIND squirrel can find an acorn
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@BABYFACE024
Really liked Pitt, oh so very close, but a few too many close or toss up factors. One of those my instincts will regret if they win, but I will kiss my computer if they lose.
Stop it with this leaning crap. Put your money where your keyboard is. No guts, no glory. Four weeks into the season you have plenty of book on the pitchers to make a run at it. Step to the front, you can not lead from the rear. Where would we be if that guy hadn't said "Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead". Look at your leans and choose a p.o.d., even if it is the Twins.
Now and then even a BLIND squirrel can find an acorn
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@barneybeans
Stop it with this leaning crap. Put your money where your keyboard is. No guts, no glory. Four weeks into the season you have plenty of book on the pitchers to make a run at it. Step to the front, you can not lead from the rear. Where would we be if that guy hadn't said "Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead". Look at your leans and choose a p.o.d., even if it is the Twins.
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