"This is the worst hat I've ever seen. I bet if you buy this hat you get a free bowl of soup...Oh! ....But it looks good on you."
-Caddy Shack
"Uhh, let me have a Scotch." "On the rocks or straight?" "Fuck it, just give me the whole bottle!" "Why don't you bend over and I'll shove it up your ass.." "On the rocks is fine."
-Weird Science
"It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer."
-Step Brothers
"Procter, I dont see a salad bar.." "Oh sir, the Blue Oyster, maybe they serve seafood!"
-Police Academy I
"If anyone drinks Merlot, I am leaving! I am NOT drinking fucking Merlot!"
-Sideways
"These here are your top of the line boots, certified by some Siera Club asshole that says they wont hurt a chimpmunk in the woods...IF ya step on em'... Now these here are Vietman Jungle Boots, good for STOMPING Queers! Sure you gotta wipe the waffle with a stick but...go ahead Mary....make your play! Make your play! Now get the fuck outa here! It says right here... I reserve the right!"
Nick from Nick's Surplus
-Falling Down
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