Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
Harry: So you got fired again, eh?
Lloyd: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, ya' know?
Harry: Yeah, well, I lost my job too.
Lloyd: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
Harry: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.
Lloyd: Hey, chicks love it. Its the shaggin' wagon.
Lloyd: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Harry: I was thinking the same thing.
Lloyd: That John Denver is full of shit, man.
Lloyd: We got no food, no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
Lloyd: Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.
Lloyd: That's a lovely accent... New Jersey?
Lady: It's Austrian.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lloyd: My friend Harry and I are saving up money for a pet store. I got worms!
Mary: I beg your pardon?
Lloyd: I got worms! That's what we're going to call it. We're going to specialize in selling worm farms. You know like ant farms.
Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Lloyd: I'll bet you twenty dollars I can get you gambling before the day is out!
Harry: Nice set of hooters you got there!
Mary: I beg your pardon?
Harry: The owls! They're beautiful!
Harry: Ooh, look at the buns on that one...
Lloyd: Yeah, he must work out.
Policeman: Pullover! Pullover!
Harry: No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing!
Lloyd: [sees framed newspaper article about moon landing] No Way! [chuckles] WE LANDED ON THE MOON!
Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
Harry: So you got fired again, eh?
Lloyd: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, ya' know?
Harry: Yeah, well, I lost my job too.
Lloyd: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
Harry: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.
Lloyd: Hey, chicks love it. Its the shaggin' wagon.
Lloyd: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Harry: I was thinking the same thing.
Lloyd: That John Denver is full of shit, man.
Lloyd: We got no food, no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
Lloyd: Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.
Lloyd: That's a lovely accent... New Jersey?
Lady: It's Austrian.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lloyd: My friend Harry and I are saving up money for a pet store. I got worms!
Mary: I beg your pardon?
Lloyd: I got worms! That's what we're going to call it. We're going to specialize in selling worm farms. You know like ant farms.
Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Lloyd: I'll bet you twenty dollars I can get you gambling before the day is out!
Harry: Nice set of hooters you got there!
Mary: I beg your pardon?
Harry: The owls! They're beautiful!
Harry: Ooh, look at the buns on that one...
Lloyd: Yeah, he must work out.
Policeman: Pullover! Pullover!
Harry: No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing!
Lloyd: [sees framed newspaper article about moon landing] No Way! [chuckles] WE LANDED ON THE MOON!
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