@vanzack Unbelievable that I randomly hover over this site from time to time and zoom into your amazing post! I've got comments & (20/20) insight / hindsight ! LOL I hit CIN & doubled up on GB as a solid play only to choke upon realizing the league punished A.Rodgers for his anti-vax / stalwart NFL enthusiasm. Gotta laff hard here at both Rodgers and myself. Actually pretty much laughing at myself for archaically believing in the "cold tundra" vs a warm weather team, which was for all intents & purposes, banged up. Hell, the State Farm Insurance guy had no problem getting a TD on their opening drive. Just a F/G after that in the 4thQ and I guess that's why everyone should have State Farm Insurance ! (Do they cover your losses for betting on anti-vax A-Holes who douzze on their team cause they want to get traded to a warm weather climate for 3X $$$ like Tom Brady ?) Speaking of Brady. Don't get me wrong. I respect him as an athlete. I'm just tired of him. R Matthew Stafford and The Buffalo Bills owe me LARGE ! Now I'm not one to bet with my heart, fact is I don't have a heart anymore. Those 2 stole it. I WANT IT BACK ! I'm trading 1 kidney and a section of liver to get my pride & sanity back or die trying ! LAR ML & BUF ML TO THE BANK ! As far as I'm concerned, the NFL owes me 10 thanx-givings and 4 Superbowls. I'll take payment for that today !! (and still, it will not amount to what I lost) $1k LAR ML / $1k BUF ML / $2h>$7h parlay LAR/BUF ml -Whatever. Drop in the bucket. On another note and most importantly, is your animal charity ! GREAT COUDOS FOR BRINGING ATTENTION TO THIS NOBLE CAUSE ! Most righteous. Back in the day, I did this thing called "BET$ 4 PET$" I posted my plays up front. Using my own money, staked NFL ventures. 50% 0f any winnings would go directly to "grass-roots" animal charities. (by grass roots - I mean "non-profit volunteer rescue agencies who took no salaries and gave 100% of the donations towards the animals. I had a Notary Public" oversee the account to ensure transparency. 1 week, I won $34,000 !! I gave $17k to worthy causes. (Hell, way more over time). To this day, I have 2 beautiful rescue dogs the charity bestowed upon me as a thank-you. Animals are in plight. Planet Earth is in peril. Who are you ? What are you doing about anything ? You rock dude. Tell me where to put $500 today and if it wins I will show you proof that money went to my rescue charity: SOI DOG (Asian Meat-Market rescue) WE GOOD ? WE CLEAR ?
Wow. You are having a moment. But I am certainly glad you decided to have your moment in my thread.
I have no idea if you are being serious, semi serious, or totally sarcastic. Congrats! I hold this skill in the highest regard.
It is some funny sh*t though. The Thanksgiving stuff was funny and painful for me at the same time because I know exactly what you are talking about.
I figured it was a good tie in to the underDOG parlay to support dogs. And Covers morons can finally do something that will help someone else - besides spreading misinformation at covers about everything under the sun.
Please circle back here after the games. If they both win - I am going to set something up so we - as covers - can make a nice donation to help one of those small non profit rescues you are talking about.
You will get your heart back today.
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Quote Originally Posted by LANDSHARK1:
@vanzack Unbelievable that I randomly hover over this site from time to time and zoom into your amazing post! I've got comments & (20/20) insight / hindsight ! LOL I hit CIN & doubled up on GB as a solid play only to choke upon realizing the league punished A.Rodgers for his anti-vax / stalwart NFL enthusiasm. Gotta laff hard here at both Rodgers and myself. Actually pretty much laughing at myself for archaically believing in the "cold tundra" vs a warm weather team, which was for all intents & purposes, banged up. Hell, the State Farm Insurance guy had no problem getting a TD on their opening drive. Just a F/G after that in the 4thQ and I guess that's why everyone should have State Farm Insurance ! (Do they cover your losses for betting on anti-vax A-Holes who douzze on their team cause they want to get traded to a warm weather climate for 3X $$$ like Tom Brady ?) Speaking of Brady. Don't get me wrong. I respect him as an athlete. I'm just tired of him. R Matthew Stafford and The Buffalo Bills owe me LARGE ! Now I'm not one to bet with my heart, fact is I don't have a heart anymore. Those 2 stole it. I WANT IT BACK ! I'm trading 1 kidney and a section of liver to get my pride & sanity back or die trying ! LAR ML & BUF ML TO THE BANK ! As far as I'm concerned, the NFL owes me 10 thanx-givings and 4 Superbowls. I'll take payment for that today !! (and still, it will not amount to what I lost) $1k LAR ML / $1k BUF ML / $2h>$7h parlay LAR/BUF ml -Whatever. Drop in the bucket. On another note and most importantly, is your animal charity ! GREAT COUDOS FOR BRINGING ATTENTION TO THIS NOBLE CAUSE ! Most righteous. Back in the day, I did this thing called "BET$ 4 PET$" I posted my plays up front. Using my own money, staked NFL ventures. 50% 0f any winnings would go directly to "grass-roots" animal charities. (by grass roots - I mean "non-profit volunteer rescue agencies who took no salaries and gave 100% of the donations towards the animals. I had a Notary Public" oversee the account to ensure transparency. 1 week, I won $34,000 !! I gave $17k to worthy causes. (Hell, way more over time). To this day, I have 2 beautiful rescue dogs the charity bestowed upon me as a thank-you. Animals are in plight. Planet Earth is in peril. Who are you ? What are you doing about anything ? You rock dude. Tell me where to put $500 today and if it wins I will show you proof that money went to my rescue charity: SOI DOG (Asian Meat-Market rescue) WE GOOD ? WE CLEAR ?
Wow. You are having a moment. But I am certainly glad you decided to have your moment in my thread.
I have no idea if you are being serious, semi serious, or totally sarcastic. Congrats! I hold this skill in the highest regard.
It is some funny sh*t though. The Thanksgiving stuff was funny and painful for me at the same time because I know exactly what you are talking about.
I figured it was a good tie in to the underDOG parlay to support dogs. And Covers morons can finally do something that will help someone else - besides spreading misinformation at covers about everything under the sun.
Please circle back here after the games. If they both win - I am going to set something up so we - as covers - can make a nice donation to help one of those small non profit rescues you are talking about.
Payout 86k, with two games left to go you can lock in a quarter of the payout at $21,500. And As I’m typing this i see how ridiculous it is to leave $60k on the table. Scratch the hedge go 9ers.
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Van, let’s say you put $2k on the 49ers at 43-1
Payout 86k, with two games left to go you can lock in a quarter of the payout at $21,500. And As I’m typing this i see how ridiculous it is to leave $60k on the table. Scratch the hedge go 9ers.
Not sure why anyone who's been on covers.com more than 2 days would question a TRAIN UDMLP
NFL is getting ready for some old and new blood in the SB....Stafford & Allen I believe....Burrow might make it, but a road trip to Buffalo is gonna be a tall task indeed ...
Van.....as always....good stuff brother.
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Not sure why anyone who's been on covers.com more than 2 days would question a TRAIN UDMLP
NFL is getting ready for some old and new blood in the SB....Stafford & Allen I believe....Burrow might make it, but a road trip to Buffalo is gonna be a tall task indeed ...
@vanzack LOL: "HAVING A MOMENT" (glad you are enjoying it with me). Everything I said is real. Finding humour in the nooks and crannies of life's pain be shizznet.
Visit my threads more often please.
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Quote Originally Posted by LANDSHARK1:
@vanzack LOL: "HAVING A MOMENT" (glad you are enjoying it with me). Everything I said is real. Finding humour in the nooks and crannies of life's pain be shizznet.
Van, let’s say you put $2k on the 49ers at 43-1 Payout 86k, with two games left to go you can lock in a quarter of the payout at $21,500. And As I’m typing this i see how ridiculous it is to leave $60k on the table. Scratch the hedge go 9ers.
Your numbers are pretty close to reality.
Im not hedging.
Support your local animal shelter. I am on twitter.
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Quote Originally Posted by Nedtan:
Van, let’s say you put $2k on the 49ers at 43-1 Payout 86k, with two games left to go you can lock in a quarter of the payout at $21,500. And As I’m typing this i see how ridiculous it is to leave $60k on the table. Scratch the hedge go 9ers.
Not sure why anyone who's been on covers.com more than 2 days would question a TRAIN UDMLP NFL is getting ready for some old and new blood in the SB....Stafford & Allen I believe....Burrow might make it, but a road trip to Buffalo is gonna be a tall task indeed ... Van.....as always....good stuff brother.
Dogs helping Dogs.
I love that.
Support your local animal shelter. I am on twitter.
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Quote Originally Posted by TRAIN69:
Not sure why anyone who's been on covers.com more than 2 days would question a TRAIN UDMLP NFL is getting ready for some old and new blood in the SB....Stafford & Allen I believe....Burrow might make it, but a road trip to Buffalo is gonna be a tall task indeed ... Van.....as always....good stuff brother.
Van, life long Rams fan.. Normally in these situation I hedge my emotions. Meaning a would bet TB money line BIG, this way Rams win I'm ecstatic, Rams take the L money eases the pain. Anyway today I've decided to follow your lead and moved Rams heavy +3 Don't let me down.....haha
Truck... Now I feel the pressure from someone I actually respect here.
Lets go rams
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Quote Originally Posted by LVTruck:
Van, life long Rams fan.. Normally in these situation I hedge my emotions. Meaning a would bet TB money line BIG, this way Rams win I'm ecstatic, Rams take the L money eases the pain. Anyway today I've decided to follow your lead and moved Rams heavy +3 Don't let me down.....haha
Truck... Now I feel the pressure from someone I actually respect here.
@vanzack I'll put it all out there. This one's for you: PARLAY (2 TEAMS) $500 / $1,800 382664756 [Jan-23-2022] [NFL] - [315] LA RAMS +130 [Jan-23-2022] [NFL] - [317] BUF BILLS EV Will hedge to protect on stage 2. Post accordingly. 100% profits donated to: SOI DOG (Asian dog meat market rescue) Proof of action will be provided
LOVE IT!!
Dogs helping Dogs
Support your local animal shelter. I am on twitter.
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Quote Originally Posted by LANDSHARK1:
@vanzack I'll put it all out there. This one's for you: PARLAY (2 TEAMS) $500 / $1,800 382664756 [Jan-23-2022] [NFL] - [315] LA RAMS +130 [Jan-23-2022] [NFL] - [317] BUF BILLS EV Will hedge to protect on stage 2. Post accordingly. 100% profits donated to: SOI DOG (Asian dog meat market rescue) Proof of action will be provided
Damn. I just noticed one of the sports books I use offering boosted odds (Sportsbet - Aussie book) for the Bills ML. Odds offered are $2.53 (+153 American) capped at a maximum bet of $250.
I'm heavily invested in the Bills ML already.
The reason I say damn is because these bets they offer the boosted odds on rarely win. It's like they've had a witch sticking pins into Josh Allen doll while chanting "Mahomes will win, Kelce will win" all night.
Anyway I will add this $250 boosted odds bet to my quota for the game it doesn't make much difference now. Fuck you Sportsbet take the curse off the Bills you scumbags.
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Damn. I just noticed one of the sports books I use offering boosted odds (Sportsbet - Aussie book) for the Bills ML. Odds offered are $2.53 (+153 American) capped at a maximum bet of $250.
I'm heavily invested in the Bills ML already.
The reason I say damn is because these bets they offer the boosted odds on rarely win. It's like they've had a witch sticking pins into Josh Allen doll while chanting "Mahomes will win, Kelce will win" all night.
Anyway I will add this $250 boosted odds bet to my quota for the game it doesn't make much difference now. Fuck you Sportsbet take the curse off the Bills you scumbags.
Quote Originally Posted by LANDSHARK1: I hit CIN & doubled up on GB as a solid play only to choke upon realizing the league punished A.Rodgers for his anti-vax / stalwart NFL enthusiasm So the NFL punishes players for their views on things outside of football? I will follow this system closely
Well it happens in tennis......
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Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:
Quote Originally Posted by LANDSHARK1: I hit CIN & doubled up on GB as a solid play only to choke upon realizing the league punished A.Rodgers for his anti-vax / stalwart NFL enthusiasm So the NFL punishes players for their views on things outside of football? I will follow this system closely
Quote Originally Posted by LANDSHARK1: I hit CIN & doubled up on GB as a solid play only to choke upon realizing the league punished A.Rodgers for his anti-vax / stalwart NFL enthusiasm So the NFL punishes players for their views on things outside of football? I will follow this system closely
100% they do. Look at what they did to Ray Rice just because he believes in domestic violence.
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Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:
Quote Originally Posted by LANDSHARK1: I hit CIN & doubled up on GB as a solid play only to choke upon realizing the league punished A.Rodgers for his anti-vax / stalwart NFL enthusiasm So the NFL punishes players for their views on things outside of football? I will follow this system closely
100% they do. Look at what they did to Ray Rice just because he believes in domestic violence.
Confident enough to post some line guesses for next week: Rams / Bucs -3.25 over SFBills / Chiefs -8 over Cincy A lot has to do with today.... But lets see.
Fanduel has Chiefs/Bills 6.5 over Bungles and Rams/Bucs 3 over Niners...
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Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:
Confident enough to post some line guesses for next week: Rams / Bucs -3.25 over SFBills / Chiefs -8 over Cincy A lot has to do with today.... But lets see.
Fanduel has Chiefs/Bills 6.5 over Bungles and Rams/Bucs 3 over Niners...
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