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Would you boink Madonna?

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THIS IS NO LIE BUT MY BUDDY USE TO BE HER CARETAKER AND HIS MOM USE TO BABYSIT LOURDES HER DAUGHTER WHEN THEY USE TO LIVE HERE IN MIAMI BEFORE MOVING TO LONDON AND HE USE TO TELL ME THAT HER BODYGUARDS USE TO GO TO SOUTH BEACH EVERY DAY AND BRING HER BACK A BOY TOY SO SHE CAN FUCK............THIS WAS BACK IN THE DAY WHEN THOSE SONGS SHE JUST SANG WERE HITS ON THE CHARTS...........SHE IS A LITTLE THING BUT THAT box SHE IS CARRYING IS THE SIZE OF A TSUNAMI
 
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Posted: #27
Pretty sure ive done much worse while drunk soooo why not
 
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Posted: #28
Without a doubt!
Histrionic personality disorder. It's sad
 
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Quote Originally Posted by I-Got-5-On-It:

this thread kinda reminds of a Conan O'Brien joke

 In a recent survey 65% of men said that they would father Madonna's child if given the opportunity...  the other 35% weren't asked

 

LMAO

 
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With a shark stick and banana at the end, I would. It would have to be longer than a 10 foot pole, though. That and I would have to be blindfolded. And cranking some hard Zeppelin for the moment.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by WholeInOne:

THIS IS NO LIE BUT MY BUDDY USE TO BE HER CARETAKER AND HIS MOM USE TO BABYSIT LOURDES HER DAUGHTER WHEN THEY USE TO LIVE HERE IN MIAMI BEFORE MOVING TO LONDON AND HE USE TO TELL ME THAT HER BODYGUARDS USE TO GO TO SOUTH BEACH EVERY DAY AND BRING HER BACK A BOY TOY SO SHE CAN FUCK............THIS WAS BACK IN THE DAY WHEN THOSE SONGS SHE JUST SANG WERE HITS ON THE CHARTS...........SHE IS A LITTLE THING BUT THAT box SHE IS CARRYING IS THE SIZE OF A TSUNAMI

Did your buddy try to hit it?  I dont mind a loose puzzy, more of a challenge.

 
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Posted: #32
sign me up. 
 
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The Lemon Song would be the song of choice. (Only Zep fans would get the connotation)
 
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Madonna has so much money that I's bet that when she gets her nails and hair done DAILY... I bet she also gets her coochie licked and blown dry also.
 
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If you say no you're not a man...hell, most straight women would do her.
 
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Posted: #37

All of you halftime-watching fellas should boink each other

 
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Posted: #38
Quote Originally Posted by daysbtwin:

All of you halftime-watching fellas should boink each other



 
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Quote Originally Posted by RJSmith:

If you say no you're not a man...hell, most straight women would do her.



Men are generally turned of by her sort of gag factor. Either that, or you are that hard up.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by daysbtwin:

All of you halftime-watching fellas should boink each other

Says the man with an old dude in his avatar 

 
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Posted: #41
Dumb throw!
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ONLY IF SHE FIXE THT GAP BETWEEN HER TEETH
 
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This Madonna "would you or not" thread is more interesting than the game.
 
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Posted: #44
     YOU BET
 
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Posted: #45
she looked good and great show
 
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Quote Originally Posted by dbear808:

Not after seeing that furry bush.....
When did you see the furry bush. I didn't see it
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Posted: #47
NO.  I would have back in the 80's.   But everyone in the lower levels tonight is gauranteend an STD from the halftime-show.   Thank you.
 
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Posted: #48
Quote Originally Posted by tinoker55:

Are you kidding me??? in a heartbeat...Id even lick her asssssss...

then you can tell us what Dennis Rodman and Jose Canseco taste like 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by tinoker55:

Are you kidding me??? in a heartbeat...Id even lick her asssssss...


 
 
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Posted: #50

Yeah, not really into slamin' my johnson in EVERYONE else doormate - that bitch has passed wilt the stilt's exceeding bullshit number long ago. Not "who' anymore but "what" hasn't that bitch fvcked.

 echo factor will apply to that ho's ho.

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