A lot of peeps are violently pounding the Anaheim Ducks as children under the age of 23 receive free Mickey Mouse P & B Sandwiches upon entry at Disneyland all day. I guess Vegas is extending her pilates session as she strives to bend over and grab her ankles while being barebacked by every bettor taking Anaheim.
Meanwhile in Disneyland, Cinderella is spotted engaging in promiscuous behavior with Pocohontas as they both lure Gaston into a nearby Teepee near space mountain. Gaston is seen immediately trying to escape as it turns out to be a trap for the Beast. 5 year old Hector gets in the way and is bowled over by Gaston. He cries hysterically as he drops his churro, as his parents are too busy to buy him another one because they are watching the Ducks game from a rollercoaster.
Just North, Tom Cruise is doing a scene for the next Mission Impossible, but is furious to hear about the Kings losing 11-0 after two periods. He takes matters into his own hands and goes on a rampage on the casting crew and make up artists, while Phandi Haquoon (the chef on set) escapes on a camel.
Pilates Instructor in Vegas: Now reach for your ankles and gently wrap them behind the back of your head.
Vegas Official: I'm trying.
Pilates Instructor: We might have to move you down a class. The preparation process for the amount of ankle grabbing you are going to do on tonight's loss might be a little overwhelming.
But no one cares because every surfer is violently waving their surfboards as they cash in on the Ducks tonight.
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