The Australian Test Side

Discuss

Q. What would Jimmy Anderson be if he was Australian?

A. An All-Rounder.

Q. What's the Australian version of LBW?

A. Lost, Beaten and Walloped.

Q. What do you call an Australian with 100 runs against his name?

A. A bowler.

Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Ponting?

A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Q. Who has the easiest job in the Australian squad?

A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.

Q. What does Ryan Harris put in his hands to make sure the next ball
 almost always takes a wicket?

A. A bat

Q. What does Ryan Harris put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?

A. A bat

Johnson, Hughes, Hilfenhaus and Beer I agree with 100%.

Smith may have a role in the lower order, but not right now.

I think Ponting should stay, but move down the order.

Australia scored 300 runs only 3 times in 10 innings.

Twice of those were in the second innings.

No wonder they got thrashed.

Agreed. Australia were on the war-path 4 years ago with arguably one of the best XI's ever.

The way Australia have laid down here is embarassing.

Nielsen has to go.

Sutherland has to go.

Hilditch has to go.

No one with the surname Chappell should be allowed within fucking cooee of the Australian set up.

I think Tim Paine should come in, even if Haddin stays as a specialist batsmen or vice-versa.

How the fuck Beer got picked in the first place is still beyond me.

In Siddle, Hilfy and Johnson we have 3 first change bowlers - you can't win test matces with that garbage.

Hauritz is the best spinner we have, particularly on Australian decks. Look at his home record.

Doherty and Beer are hardly good enough to play first class cricket let alone test cricket.