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I will answer every question from my experiences,,,,,,

It's ok my white friends,,,,,,,You will not hurt my feelings in any way,,,,,,,,,

Shoot,,,,,,,,,

 
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Why dont blacks use turning signals?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by tagsrock:

Why dont blacks use turning signals?
,,,Some of us don't service our vehicles as much as others,,,,,,
 
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Quote Originally Posted by sharkbites:

theres that irish fuck
 
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Quote Originally Posted by sharkbites:

Is it true that a white women is worth like a million black women , the money guys always has the whitey
,,,Maybe when  I was younger, I felt this way,,,,,seems funny now  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by jay10:

,,,Some of us don't service our vehicles as much as others,,,,,,
This explains why they open the door while ordering food instead of rolling down the windows
 
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How often do you have to apply lotion.  My black friend yelled at me for not having lotion in the house the other week.  fuckin a.
 
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How come I can only get hustled at the Pool Hall by a black guy, but I never see any black guys on ESPN in the Billiard Championships?

Do they only play 8-Ball?

 
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If the N word is so offencive , why do you  use it as a greeting to fellow African Americans ?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by sharkbites:

Hung out with all blacks growing up , jay10 you cant teach me much.
,,,I know,,,,the scal post is bothering me though,,,,,,,,,BTW, my wife thinks I'm crazy that I won't let her cook me food that has red in it,,,,true story,,,,,
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Rocafella:

How often do you have to apply lotion.  My black friend yelled at me for not having lotion in the house the other week.  fuckin a.
,,,,few times a day,,,,
 
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Oh yeah,,, why do black people like Subarus so much
 
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 Hello Shark
 
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thanks for your time jay


 
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What's up with the enunciation of the letter combination s-t ? From this we get "skreet" and "skrip club" I won't even ask about how ask becomes " I ax you a question"
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Crowkillers:

How come I can only get hustled at the Pool Hall by a black guy, but I never see any black guys on ESPN in the Billiard Championships?

Do they only play 8-Ball?

,,,Most could care less what's on the tube. I play 9 ball but I prefer 8,,,,,,,,,,,
 
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Jay, I have a very good black friend who doesn't like Hot Sauce. When we order wings I have to get his plain, should I be concerned?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Rocafella:

Oh yeah,,, why do black people like Subarus so much

I thought they all had Escalades

 
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Why do people think you like Watermelons so much or is that a term?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Rocafella:

Oh yeah,,, why do black people like Subarus so much
,,,Financing,,,,,,,
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Getty3:

What's up with the enunciation of the letter combination s-t ? From this we get "skreet" and "skrip club" I won't even ask about how ask becomes " I ax you a question"

shrimp = scrimps

and strength  = strenth (drop the g)

hospital also = hoss-spitt-tull

I have encountered this both in real life and through my large amount of time spent listening to rap music.

My theory is that blacks from the hood generally speak like this as they grow up learning a hybrid english slang/ ebonics type of language


 
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Quote Originally Posted by cubsin08:

If the N word is so offencive , why do you  use it as a greeting to fellow African Americans ?
,,,I personally don't now,,,,but I did when I was younger,,,,times have changed, man,,,,,,,,,
 
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Quote Originally Posted by sharkbites:

9ball is a gent game, quick money

 

I was a good player when I was young. Still got a cue worth about a grand.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Getty3:

I thought they all had Escalades


The middle class, sensible black man likes a Subaru.  At least those I was around in the suburbs growing up.


 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Getty3:

What's up with the enunciation of the letter combination s-t ? From this we get "skreet" and "skrip club" I won't even ask about how ask becomes " I ax you a question"
,,,,It is a piss poor habit,,,,,,I do not speak that way,,,,,
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