CD Newsletter #4

https://www.footballoutsiders.com/quick-reads/2022/why-chicago-bears-are-protecting-justin-fields

as a bartender of several years, might i suggest subbing the clamato with zing zang? provides some extra spice. the shrimp is a great addition! maybe a splash of pickle juice, squeeze of a lemon, and hint of a1 sauce. if you really wanna get crazy, bleu cheese stuffed olives

Add a crispy extra hot saucy wing...With a Bleu cheese chaser ....

gotta disagree. with equally shitty teams, gotta go with the better coach. eberflus is the better coach. i might even think that giants have the upper hand just because of saquon. however, this game is best left on the corner tv of the bar or an occassional glimpse on red zone from whenever someone turns it over in their opponents end zone

@OlDirtyBaztid

 Splash of pickle juice is key

And no TW....not that pickle juice....

@dubz4dummyz

We invented this drink .  Its clamato , worcestershire , pickle juice , garlic stuffed olives , stick of celery and candied bacon and the most important thing is the glass rim which our friendly americans have know idea about 

Once ya add the candied bacon it becomes the breakfast of champions

@trainwreck66

 Yessir here out east they skip the olives and celery typically and go with a spicy bean or a pickle on the brim (use the pickle to get the spice off the brim into the drink)...and I go spicy 99% of the time 

One restaurant serves a full meal on top of the caesar . Bacon,skewer of shrimp, a piece of chicken, a waffle im forgetting a few ....its $30+

@dubz4dummyz

Where abouts are you . I have family in Nova Scotia . I hope Fiona isnt hurting you guys to much...Thoughts and prayers 

@trainwreck66

 NB...dodged us for the most part.. people on lakes close to the water took some damage from waves..especially on grand lake (huge lake).

Couple friends in NS had some crazy tree/property damage. One had a tree fall onto her master bedroom but didn't break through the siding/studs...she slept in another room knowing that had a potential to happen 

a bartenders worst nightmare - assholes who ask to rim the glass but still want a straw in their drink. i avoid asking for the preference and they're gonna have to tell me they want something around the rim for me to do it

(insert rim joke here)

@OlDirtyBaztid

LOL...we only use straws for cocaine 

By we .. I mean other younger folks so I have heard 

@trainwreck66

 Straws...our newer money went plastic for reason and it wasn't longevity 

@OlDirtyBaztid

I was upset I was shorted a straw at a fancier restaurant in town...all the spice sinks to the bottom... so with a spicy the straw is critical to the quality of the drink as an occasional stir is necessary

-self proclaimed caesar expert

@dubz4dummyz

I was never comfortable passing around the 20 and having to roll it and make sure I got it back as some crowds were dicey 

Cut a free straw in half and especially those new environmentally bamboo ones ...Awesome 

@trainwreck66

 Wouldn't the bamboo trap some of the product? Just like our old paper bills did?

Gotta roll with plastic i would think...

@dubz4dummyz

Not a chance . synthetic almost . I shouldnt of said bamboo 

Lets do rails off our bamboos ...Westjet?

@trainwreck66

 Bamboozled

Montreal half way??

My oh my the conversation in here...

I like a lot of games this week.

Leaning Shrimp +3.5 and ML. #1 offensive and #1 special teams by dvoa. Nearly identical sos for both teams.

Lamar>Allen...currently 

What say you?

@undermysac

 Hate the board this week...only 2 initially stuck out...Jax +7 still seems crazy but now its juiced heavy so +6.5 prob better value

Waiting on props. Few might be good on Thursday if you like a 47+ point game

i wouldn't dive too far into the stats yet. that sos is not identical. bills already been through the meat grinder while ravens have hardly been challenged. gotta see what's going on with the injuries to buffalo before making a move. lean to bills, though

yeah but finding that partially unrolled bill a week or two later with some remnants in it was a great treat

@undermysac

 4 wrs have more receiving yards than fields has passing yards

3 wrs have more receptions than fields has completions

@BWS77

 Or the face of the cashier when u inevitably spent it the next day and a little dust blows off er as it exchanges hands

2nd hand tale on that one