CD Newsletter Playoff Edition Week 1

@undermysac

I will give you a thorough check when I see you 

@trainwreck66

The igloo ice pecker prostate exam?

@trainwreck66

 Canadian Stress Test?

@Cranky_Hank

TW66 Prostate Therapy is now Covered by OHIP in 2024 

@JOHNNY_ODAE

 I want you to be nice, until it's time to not be nice.

@undermysac

 Thanks for that!! Always great advice!

The AFC games next week are more intriguing match-ups than the 2 in the NFC.

KC @ Buff is a must watch game, and who doesn't want to watch Stroud face a good defense on the road.

NFC will have TB or the free-falling Eagles (yawn) at the Lions.

The other game is interesting, and I hate to bet against the 9ers, but 10 points is a lot to lay against Love right now. Even Kens little brother agrees with that

hey yo I ain’t gay but I’d lick the back of his mullet just out of respect 

Houston +9.5 @ Baltimore at Betonline.

Too much.

A CJ Stroud and Jordan Love teaser is a good bet

Parlayed Eagles over 1.5 FG + TB over 1.5 FG +300 just for fun

@spockgato

 Pretty sure you would love to find this guy in your foxhole! Be nice

I hope everybody saw the Eagles defense rise up and stop cold that potent Bucs attack 

Full confession, have Jalen over 40.5 rushing yds. Just figured he would be Ballin. 

Matt Patricia still puts a pencil in his hat, and has no use for it.

The lines for the O/U is pretty high for A playoff games ( 49ers -10 , O/U 50.5  )

49ers total usually doesn't go Over when they play at home.

I wait to see which side most of the people are on and I'll go the opposite.

@sportschat

These Eagles are toast, they can't stop shit, running, passing, missed tackles...

Eagles pass D is historically bad. They have had some injuries, coupled with some plain shitty play.

What is crazy is that their run defense is also bad.

This year they drafted DT Jalen Carter in the 1st round, which 100% of knowledgeable footballers thought was a steal.

In 2022 they drafted DT Jordan Davis in the 1st round, which 100% of knowledgeable footballers thought was a steal.

They already had Fletcher Cox and Hasan Redick.

How the hell do they suck so bad?

@Hugh_Jorgan

Sean Desai and Matt Patricia say hi.

They said goodbye to Jonathan Gannon.

Along with Tj Edwards, Javon Hargrave, CJ Garner-Johnson and Kyzir White.

Tough to fill those shoes.

As I watch Mayfield look like the 2nd coming of Y.A. Tittle, it is not lost on me that he is throwing against the worst secondary in the NFL. As always, 60% of how good or bad a team or player looks is determined by the talent level of their opponent.

Keep that in mind when clamoring to bet on GB next week.

While Love looked like the 2nd coming of Dan Fouts, 5 of his 17 completions were to receivers who were literally uncovered. Love also had all day to peruse the field when he dropped back. The point being, as good as Love looked, he was throwing against a team who was ill prepared to play a football game. He will not have that luxury next week.

Not saying I will be on the 9ers, just talking to myself 

@Hugh_Jorgan

 Supposedly Carter has hit the 'rookie' wall and Davis has run out of gas, according to many insiders. They are just fundamentally poor (tackling/out of position) and the coaching staff does puzzling things such as going pass heavy against run challenged defenses or not running when it's been successful. Hurts holds on to the ball far too long etc., I could go on and on. Adjustments are key in the NFL and opponents have learned how to attack and defend against us while the Eagles remain stagnant, doing things that were successful last year and early this season. The OLine is regarded as the best but is it? Lane Johnson is always playing hurt, Kelce is 36 and looks like he might not be able to walk in a few years (I've seen him), Mailata is huge but makes mistakes. The secondary? My wife says they suck and her football expertise is asking me what the score is the morning after the game. Jeffrey Lurie is spending a lot of time in the locker room the past several weeks and it won't surprise me if Siriani is coaching for his job. He fired Doug Pederson 2 years removed from winning the SB so Siriani is not untouchable. A Philly win vs a weak Bucs squad would not surprise me but going to Detroit and winning would be shocking.

The best thing that happened to the Eagles was losing the NFC East thus avoiding GB.

Eagles made Mayfield look like the league MVP.

This, he had all the time in world to throw, had guys open downfield, Eagles made him look unstoppable, ridiculous. This Eagles collapse, from 10-1, will go down in history as one of the biggest ever tot happen to a team.

Mahomes will play his first-ever road playoff game of his career, all his 15 games have been played in KC or in the SB, and the bookies opened with Buffalo a -2.5 favorite, no way this line stays...

@yaongingy

The juice on Buffalo -2.5 is -120 at Betonline. I can't believe it's going to 3 with how many Bills were injured vs Pitt.

Wasn't it fairly inevitable that they would smoke Pitt with Mason Rudolph under center, and without TJ Watt on D? Big difference with Mahomes and Steve Spags defense coming into town.

I think the books opened a good # at -2.5, what else could it be? But I'm surprised which way it's headed.