CD Newsletter: Playoffs??? Edition

Daniel Jones is 17-5 ats otr in his career 

Liking the G-Men more and more.  Gonna put them ML in an open parlay.  

A bettor bet 1.4 million to win 11K when they were up 27-0......

I saw that. That dude should of read the CD playoff thread.

JAGS +2000 hello 

1H and 2H power rankings for today's games:

Miami 1H #11, Bills 1H #2

Miami 2H #13, Bills #1

Without Tua as well, this is why the spread is high. Hate everything about this game and staying away. Gun to head lay it with Buffalo. 

Giants 1H #24, Vikings 1H #27

Giants 2H #11, Vikings 2H #12

Even Steven all game long? Gotta wonder why the Vikings are favored at all.

Ravens 1H #7, Bengals 1H #6

Ravens 2H #21, Bengals 2H #6

Some confirmation on my Ravens 1H lean. I dare anyone to fade Burrow in the 2H. Let's keep an eye on his banged up o line. This game should be good, hard to trust Huntley. 

MNF:

Cowboys 1H #10, TB 1H #16

Cowboys 2H #2, TB 2H #24

So much hate for Mccarthy. Why? They adjust well at halftime. The Bucs have great minds in Bowles and Leftwich, yea that leaves little to desire.

Mccarthy after a loss since 2021, 8-1 su winning by an average of 15.44 ppg.

The Boys last game vs the WFT has bettors rope a doped onto a short home dog led by Tom Brady.

My 2 cents.

TB 2H surprises me there with all their comebacks, then again they did finish with a losing record so I guess it does make more sense now

Brown will play too....

@bigred84

 lol.

I did not believe this so I used the google, and apparently it is true.  

If I had the means to gamble 1.4 million comfortably, I still wouldn't.  I think I would feel guilty just making that much money disappear in thin air, when it could be put to better use.   As it stands now I already gamble at way lower financial levels than my capping skills and finances allow, just because I respect the chances of things going against me.  There lives a healthy fear of bad luck and poor bounces in me.

Something tells me this person probably deserved this.  I bet they don't put the shopping cart back.  How can you bet like that?  1.4 million....poof.....just gone......

Or maybe this was the same person that bet 1.4 million on the adjusted chargers/jags total of over 42 at -263 odds...........more f'ing stupidity.  Who lays odds on a total?  People really think they are wizards.

My plays for today:

Josh Allen over 312.5 yards rushing and passing -110.

Buffalo -14

Giants at Vikings prop bet.  If the Giants are to win, they're going to have to work and reward Saquon Barkley.

Same game parlay MGM.  S. Barkley 70+ rushing yards, a touchdown, Giants +3.5 +280

Wow 1.4 Millions ... He should have put it on the Over in the game 

@BWS77

 BWS I bet you never thought you would ever have good reason to formulate that exact sentence on a Canadian sports betting forum in your life.  

Never say never.  

You could make this stuff into mugs and t shirts.  Side income stream.  The "Kliff in Thailand" Collection

@Cyrax

 another wager was placed on the adjusted over of 42.  But they took -263 odds.  

Donkeys everywhere.

@JDD

 And Kingsbury's girlfriend is hot AF. Wonder if she went with?

I somehow see him ending up like Leonardo Dicaprio in the movie The Beach for some reason...

looks like ravens have covered last 6 road playoff games.  I just feel like that one is gonna be closer that 8.5.  Looks like raven money been coming in as well

I wish I would have waited until the line got lower.  I took it at +6.5 gambling on Lamar playing.  Not thrilled with that, but also hedged with cincy as 3rd leg of teaser getting 4.5 and 4th leg getting 6.5................

But I am really tempted to put more on the ravens.........gonna leave it be and just enjoy the game and try to middle it.

@undermysac

 Kliff is probably sharper than we give him credit for, and he also has his version of what happened in Arizona, and surely angry midget Kyler is no picnic to coddle 

He probably needs to just get tf away........drink some mushroom milkshakes at a Thai beach bar........not even see a football for a year or so.........and decide if he still has any desire in him to deal with the bullshit and criticism.  He has enough money to retire probably.  I would not fault him at all for never being heard from again.

Odds to win Super Bowl

Cin +750

Bal +4000

How many of those bets were made counting on Lamar being the quarterback?

I don't understand why people pay so much juice thinking they can win.   in the end , the Books always win regardless.

Throwing that much money away, just stupid 

You'd think that, but you'd be surprised by what magic comes from my fingertips.  My personal favorite a few years back was saying that Scott Frost could sodomize a cheerleader with a corn cob at midfield and Nebraska would build a statue honoring it.  

Wildcard Round:

Giants +3(-108) *2.25/2.08

Giants ML(+143) *.75/1.07

Cowboys -2.5(-113) *1.13/1.00

LAC/JAX 2H U23(-115) *1.00/.87 ***loss

Ravens 1H +6(-110) *1.10/1.00

Ravens 1H +3.5(+115) *.50/.58

Bengals 1H TT U13.5(-125) *1.00/.80

***disclaimer*** The Ravens said that Huntley is starting, but Anthony Brown could see some snaps as well. This can't be good, or it's just smoke n mirrors of some sort.

My play is on the Ravens defense and the Bengals missing the right side of their o line. Hoping for a low scoring AFC North slugfest.

As if I'm not all ready stressed out for the Giants game, I'm adding fuel to the fire. Time for a beer or 2 to cool down the nerves.

Maybe this game could at least give an impression, of being interesting, if the Dolphins could actually catch the ball...

@undermysac

Long day 

And in the pants 

and dong!

Hopefully the fish make it interesting. 

Josh with his annual no sense interception. A little scrum followed, why #73 didn't get flagged or dq'd for not giving back the Miami players helmet was strange.