CD Newsletter Week 10

@Hugh_Jorgan

 U are so full of chit...I manage the store tool boy...

1 bad game on shitty field ...U went 3-13 last week...

U always bet against the Ravens 12-20 last 2 years ...7-3 this year..

19-23 last 2 1/2 years...They had beaten these Fish by 40 ppg the

last 3 times they had played them..59-10 2 years ago....

Dont forget you trailed the Denver Broncos 30-0  last Sunday...

in the 4th quarter..........

Super Size your Happy Meal from McDonalds with your winnings...

@bigred84

Good morning buddy. Good to see you in such good spirits!

I thought maybe you'd be upset that Lamar got outplayed by Jacoby AND Tua.

Just out of curiosity ... do you have any loaded firearms at your store?

Pretty sure the store is closed due to unforeseen circumstances 

Facts 

"1 bad game on shitty field"

Yea it was bad, and it didn't even rain. The Dolphins miraculously managed somehow 

@undermysac

 Facts

The Kent State Golden Flashes are an appetizing +9-105.

Sprinkle a lil on +360 

What's it like to watch a Shrimp game with bigred ...

1 bad game?

Ummmm, does Cinci 41 Shrimp 17 ring a bell?

How about needing a referee assisted 60 min and 2 seconds to beat the winless Lions?

How about needing OT to beat the Vikes?

How about needing OT to beat Indy?

Losing to the Raiders?

Getting lucky to beat the Chiefs?

BTW, if any of the aforemtioned teams had been healthy when they played the Shrimp, they would have bitch slapped them the same way that the Dolphins did ... the mighty 3-7 Dolphins.

Facts

@Hugh_Jorgan

 In defense of Bigred, Baltimore seems like a very stressful place to live and splurging on an occasional soft shell crab with a beer only numbs the pain but never quite takes it away. There's always a BLM rally or another defensive coordinator pranking the Shrimp offense just around the corner.

And then it's time to inventory the flooring and account for the losses by him breaking boards across his knees in anger. Stressful as I said.

Is that Shrimp ?

Albania and Baltimore football teams have a lot in common today.

I used to do business with a couple of Albanian brothers and they always identified themselves as Italian. Is Albania really that bad?

Jon Gruden and his attorneys are suing the NFL for defamation of character and such. I'm surprised they didn't reach a settlement already. I guess Gruden values his reputation more than a few extra dollars. Good for him. 

Denver's OC Pat Shurmur has the rona, will not coach on Sunday.

I agree, good for him

Addition by subtraction. Of course the interim guy will probably be Mike Shula who may just follow the script.  Other than catching the Cowgirls by surprise last week the Broncos had lost 4 of 5 with an ugly, lucky win over Washington. The Denver -2.5 seemed odd to begin with, now it's an Eagles or nothing line. I do like the over total of 45.

The country or squad?

Closest I've been to Albania is Bari. The team is 60ish ranked of 200ish in the world.

Italian Albanians are a thing ( or is it Albanian Italians).  ??????