CD Newsletter Week 11

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Here we go..

Redskins @ Eagles -3.5 O/U 49.5

The Redskin lost the game because one of the defensive linesman jumped offside On 4 down. Ay Caramba, What a way to lose a game.It was a hard fought game. The Eagles are just a shell of their former self even though they beat the Dakless Cowboys. The Redskins are a better team than the Eagles. The Eagles are avg 26 pts L 5 yrs while the Redskin is avg. 20 pts L 5 yrs. The Redskin will be eating a Philly Cheesesteaks tonight. Redskin wins ( 27 – 23 )

Falcons @ Broncos -1 O/U 43.5

The Falcons was brought down to earth by the Saints and now they're traveling to Denver who lost a heart breaking game to the Chief with a block FG. Bo still got a lot to learn in the NFL. The last time the Falcons play Paulsey was back in 2020 where The Falcons won 34- 27 in ATL . Paulsey's defense will keep them in the game. Bo Nix just needs to manage the game and not turn the ball over. Paulsey the the Barrel man wins this one. Break it down Paulsey. ( 21 – 17 )

Packers @ Bears +6.5 O/U 41.5

Sac , your QB is a bust , the next coming of RG3.The Packers has owned the bears for a long, long time and they will continue to do so especially when you have Caleb as your QB. The Cheese heads are coming off a Bye after a disappointing lost to the Lions. Sac , you better start doing the rain Dance with TW especially when your team is another dumpster fire . The Packers can't play ball in the rain. Packers Avg. 25Pts. L 5yrs, Bears avg. 17 pts. L 5yrs. You can chime in Sac. Packers wins ( 25 -17 )

Browns @ Saints -2 O/U 44

The Browns ( Dumpster fire of the NFL ) might actually be doing better without Watson behind center ( No , not really ) . Crab Legs will be going against his old team and he will be giving away free Football before the Holiday. Look for The Saint's defense to get some INT and Squeeze out a win at home against these desperate Brownies. Two teams heading down the same direction . It's a Must not watch TV. Last time these 2 met was in 2022 where the Saints won 17 – 10 in Cleveland . Saints win ( 27 – 17 )

Ravens @ Steelers +3 O/U 47

These 2 teams hate each other so much that they will run up the score just to piss off the other off. There is no Love lost here. The line seem s about right since it's in Steel Country. These two teams should be able to put up some points. Ravens Avg. 17 pts. L 5yrs , Steelers Avg . 18 pts. L 5yrs. I'll let the Village People discuss more with Barney & Friends. If Tomlin aint tripping , I'm not playing. What you talking about , Willis? I'm gonna go eat now... steelers win ( 24 – 21 )

Vikings @ Titans +6.5 O/U 39.5

The Vikings barely escaped Getty last week. Darnold has been rattled since he lost to the Lions and it shows on the field. The Defense have to take over most of the time. The Ttians are a mess , The Offense can barely score any points and the defense can't stop anybody. The Vikings should be able to handle the Titans and win this one . Last time these 2 met was in 2020 where the Titans beat the Vikings 31 – 30. Vikings win ( 27 – 17 )

Colts @ Jets -3 O/U 44

Battle of the fallen QB's . Flacco has a lot of problem. It's hard to watch him throwing Int after Int. He almost lost me my bet. Rodgers don't fare that well either after the beating they got from the Cardinals. The only difference is that Rodger will throw everybody under the bus. The Jet's defense have given up at least 20 points a game since they fired their HC . The last time these 2 met was in 2021 where the Colts beat the Jets 45 – 30 in Indy . these two will put up points. Jets win ( 27 – 21 ) .

Seahawks @ 49ers -6.5 O/U 49

The 49ers barely got a win last week even though they got McCaffrey back . They seems to make the most of it while dealing with all of the injuries. The Seahawks coming off a bye and They should have fresh legs. Will it be enough to beat the Niners ? I doubt it , They already got a beating last time they met. The Niner should squeak out a win at home. Seahawks Avg. 23 pts L 5yrs , 49ers Avg. 25Pts. L 5yrs. 49ers win ( 27 – 23 )

Chiefs @ Bills -2 O/U 46.5

The Bills ran over Flacco and the Colts last week while the Chiefs barely escaped with a win over Broncos. The Chiefs defense gave up Zero points to the Broncos in the second half. The Bills are not the Broncos and the Chiefs will have their hands full. This is not Custards last stand . The Bills win this game and give Mahomme his first loss of the season. I want some Buffalo Wings now .Chiefs Avg. 18 pts. L 5yrs , Bills Avg. 23 pts. L 5yrs. Bills win ( 25 – 23 )

Bengals @ Chargers +1 O/U 45

The Chargers defense have been harrassing Levis all game long. The titans linesman couldn't even protect him. The Bengals offense seems to be clicking on all cyclinder. They had a chance to win against the Ravens ,but came up short. The Chargers defense won't have it easy agianst an experience QB like the Burrito. He Burrito will air it out to Chase Bank. They like the Prime Time game . These two met in 2021, The Charger beat the Bengals ( 41 – 22) . Bengals win this game ( 27 – 21 )

Texans @ Cowboys+6 O/U 43

The Battle of Texas . What can you say about Cowboys? The Injury bug have hit them pretty hard. Jerry is out of his mind right now , if he had one. Without Dak , your offense is going no where. You can't be Hanging out with Mr. Cooper the rest of the season. The Texans fare better on both side of the ball even though they lost a game that they should have won against the Lion. Last time these 2 met was in 2022 , the Cowboys won 27 – 23 . without a QB , they're not the same Cowboys. Texans win ( 35 – 14 )

Rams @ Patriots +6.5 O/U 43.5

The Rams are beginning to get hot since they got their star receiver back. They're only 1 game behind the Cardinals in their division. The Patriots showed some life after beating down Sac. Last time these 2 met was in 2020 where the Rams beat the Patriots 24 – 3 . I'm not sure if the Rams can cover the spread or not. Check the weather first if you want to bet the game. Rams win ( 21 – 13 )

Raiders @ Dolphins -7 O/U 46.5

Most of the players for the Raiders are playing to get a pay check and maybe land a contract with another team. They finally get a chance to showcase their talents .The Doplhins got Tua back and he seems to have gotten his groove back. This looks like another beat down like the one they gave to Paulsey last year ( 70 – 20 ) . It's going to Murder , She wrote . Raiders Avg. 23 pts. L 5yrs, Dolphins Avg. 25Pts. L 5yrs. ABN , you can chime in if you want. BR , how's the weather in Miami? If the weather is good, I'm Taking the Over 46 Cyrax Special Max Bet , Dolphins win ( 55 – 17 )

Jaguars @ Lions -10.5 O/U 51.5   ( this was the line before the Sunday Night game )

Oh dear God Getty , Go to Church and start praying right now !!! This is a Massacre in the making.This will be a long, long game if Campbell Soup decides not to call off the Dogs. It doesn't matter who is under center whether it's Lawrence of Arabia or MacDonald , They all will be a feast for the Lions for the next 60 minutes. The Lions been steam rolling everybody so far. The last time Getty played the Lions was in 2022 where they lost 40 – 14 in Detriot . You guys can fill in the rest. You can chime in also Getty. Lions win ( 45 – 13 )

Ok , all the lines are up now... Enjoy..     Happy Veteran's Day 

         ...fucking fantastic     

Talk about a clinical precision, in writing a preview, tremendous effort!

Atta boy Cyrax, thanks 

And God bless your soul for mmaking almost every score prediction going over the total!

Ahem..bout the Pitt/Skin game.One could say that Pitt ALMOST LOST because usually steady Tomlin basically gave Skins a TD by faking a punt on his own 15 yard line and failing, then there is the fumble on the 1 that would have given them 1st & goal. The right team won..jus saying. 

Great fucking job CY .......

@Biscuiteater1 

@yaongingy

@bigred84

@undermysac

@trainwreck66

Cy

Like the seachickens + the points

Astute observation. Pitt should have won by margin. Makes me lean Pitt as +3 home dogs to the Ravens. The Tomlin as a dog track record is one of the best in the nfl. So why do the books keep making him a dog? They know what side the bettors will take.

*side note,  did you see that perfectly placed fade by Russ to Mike Wilson for his only catch and a td? He wasn't good enough for Arod and the Jets. Love to see him grabbing a game changing score for a new team. And once again, fuck Aaron Rodgers.

Steelers trailed by 10 in the 2nd half...

Ertz missed the FD by nose hair...

and porky big jumped offside

when they werent even hiking the ball....

Ravens 1-7 last versus the Steelers....

Ravens are favored...and you wonder why...

Hamilton plays they wont lose..

Highsmith talented OLB wont play...

3.5 now..jump on it Sac.....

@Cyrax

 I think that GB line opened at 3

Then shot to 6

Should keep flying

The Saints got very lucky....

Falcons FG kicker missed 3 FG's...

Normally he's very good...

Niners kicker also missed 3....

Steelers have the exact type offense that could enable them to win or cover, Imma sit this one out.Last time I said that I did not keep my word and it cost me 

whoa 

Cy dealing now. 

Hamilton plays they wont lose..

They may not, but when do you ever come in here and be impartial? I'll answer for you, NEVER.

PA 253

I said they have a very good secondary ...fact

But having Clowney leave to the Panthers hurt 

the pass rush more than was expected...

longest time to throw in the league the Ravens...

Please dont talk to me about them...

Muffin man...Chelsea Rules...

PA 253....

Come to America I would hire you,

Just to fire you...

PA 253

Ur an idiot I live in Maryland..

Run a million dollar flooring store

Ur one clueless phuckstick...

@bigred84

 Oh I will be, it's the only play I like so far for week 11

It sure did, was wanting to jump on GB -3 but didn't know that the Bears would look THAT bad.

News around town is that Eberflus is going to name a new play caller by tomorrow. The Shane Waldron experiment seems to be over.

If anything, maybe it gives the Bears an element of surprise since the Packers are off a bye and will have 2 weeks to study tape of Shane Waldron's offense. So if the new guy throws a complete curveball to the offensive gameplan then maybe, just maybe...but probably not.

This o line is as bad as it gets. Keep an eye out for the 3 starters on the o line that are hurt. If they play I might throw a 50 cent piece on the Bears at +6