CD Newsletter Week 18

RR has been out since November as per one of the insiders here at the Newsletter.

The rest of us just assume RR was fired back then, and the owner of the Commanders forgot to tell him, because the aforementioned insider is NEVER wrong.

This same insider also informed us that EB was hired in November as the new HC.

Obviously the owner of the Commanders is very forgetful, because EB was not informed either

Yes I did ... you were right, and at that time I was wrong.

That did not stop me from betting Big Blue yesterday with the points and on the ML (in fairness, I did not post it)

Tailed

Normally I wait until Thur injury reports before making any bets, but I jumped on 2 last night. Thus far, both lines have moved in my favor ... which don't mean shit.

I was going to also bet the Browns (the Newsletters adopted team) laying the 2.5, but something told me that it looked too easy. Line is now 3, and it still looks too easy to me. I'm going to go through Home/Away splits for both teams for a better understanding.

Paulie, Snooky, or The Situation?

Did you know that Plymouth,  the capital city of Montserrat (a Caribbean territory of the UK) has been unoccupied since 1996 ? It's because of a volcanic eruption which buried the city in ashes. The city had a famed music studio and retreat founded by Beatles producer George Martin. During it's short existence during the 80's, bands such as The Police, the Rolling Stones, and Duran Duran all recorded albums there while enjoying the tropical facilities.

@Getty3

 Imagine the sales opportunities down there for a silver tongued flooring specialist.

He could even sell vacuum cleaners like the king of all your flooring needs!

I don't imagine him as being a sharp salesman. More like a "I told you what you should buy. What else do you want from me?" type of attitude. 

@aswipemanager

 NYR tonight?

@iamboilerrooom

I must meet the 2 Frankies. 2 Heads and the Horse. This is like bucket list shit 

One of the more interesting tidbits I have read in a long minute

Hey BR, I texted you but never heard back from you.

What gives?

Excellent bit 

@aswipemanager

Ii also hopped on the Michigan bandwagon.  I sold them short last game.  Major steam blowing the line upwards.  

Locked in -4.5 -118.  ESPN showing -6 now.  FanDuel showing -5.5 -108.

@trenttucker

 A couple months ago.  Hugh gave me your email.  It might have been a Trojan horse address, though.  No sooner did I text you, an unnnamed carpet jockey suddenly remembered my name.

@trenttucker

 No.  It was an email address.

Can you guys save some blow for the rest of us 

Wtf is happening here? 

@Cranky_Hank

 Agree, defense wins it tonite

Not a text.  An email I guess.

According to my source, Jagoffs DC Mike Caldwell has been given his severance papers. 

Monmouth Races. Nicely kept race track.