CD Newsletter Week 6

@Hugh_Jorgan

 Dont B Cruellllllllllllllllll

@bigred84

You didn't answer the question. Please provide us with meaningful stats. Playoff stats.

As long as we are talking about stats, let me provide some for you, Mr Red ...

Of the 4 teams that the Shrimp have beat this year, 3 of which they were VERY lucky to have won:

KC is 2-3, and a shell of their former self.

Det is 0-5. That's right, the team that you needed unprecedented help from the refs to beat has lost to EVERYONE!

Den is 3-2. Congrats, the only team you have beat who has a winning record. But upon closer inspection the Broncos 3 wins have come against the NYG, JAX, and NYJ, who are a combined 2-13.

TWO AND FUCKING THIRTEEN!!!!!

Indy is 1-4. Their only win is against the complete train wreck Dolphins. Once again the Shrimp were lucky to win that game.

Congratulations on BARELY surviving an absolute cupcake of a schedule.

Your turn, Bigred ... tell us about the injury report again. It's been 20 minutes

Tigger.....U havent played a playoff game  in the last 20 years....keep it real..

Ravens made Henry look like doo doo in the first round last year...

A pick 6 by the Bills  105 yards  kept that game from being tied in Buffalo last

year headed to the 4th quarter...

Jackson is a work in progress...800 yards passing combined the last 2 weeks...

Bateman gifted WR rookie returns next week...Boyle TE Stanley LT Phillips LG will be back soon,

The huge losses at RB    Dobbins and Edwards are huge holes for the team..

Give them a full deck of cards and they would be a scary bunch to compete against....Nothing but the truth...

So what you're trying to say is that an NFL has injuries.

I think I understand now

The most players on the IR in the NFL as well as the most starters......

Please leave all your lights on...

Or as Dandy Don used to say...Turn out the lights the parties over...

You made that claim a few weeks ago and i corrected you and informed you the Cowboys had 17 players on IR, to 16 for the Shrimp.

Dallas had 2 players come off this week, so they are down to 15, but that does not include La'el Collins who has been out since week 1.

Do you hear me constantly whining?

@Bigred84

I just counted, including Collins the Cowboys have 7 starters out.

Please check your info before posting within this thread.

Here at the CD Newsletter we value accuracy

@bigred84

 I just looked at the Shrimps IR list.

Please name the 7 starters on there.

Me thinks the tears you've been crying have clouded your vision of the truth

Ok, I'm done now.

Back to discussing this weeks slate

@Hugh_Jorgan

Starters versus Subs.....Helloooooooooooooooo

@Hugh_Jorgan

Starters versus Subs.....Helloooooooooooooooo

Boyle TE  Starter

Stanley LT Starter

Phillips LG Starter

Dobbins/Edwards  2 Headed Monster RB's

Bateman WR  Projected Starter in Preseason....

Wolfe DT   Hasnt played a down...

Peters Cb  All Pro

Elliot FS  Injured Hasnt played in 3 weeks.

Not all on IR...But these are major pieces on this team...

You're just a Hater...

Boyle TE  Starter

Stanley LT Starter

Phillips LG Starter

Dobbins/Edwards  2 Headed Monster RB's

Bateman WR  Projected Starter in Preseason....

Wolfe DT   Hasnt played a down...

Peters Cb  All Pro

Elliot FS  Injured Hasnt played in 3 weeks.

Not all on IR...But these are major pieces on this team...

You're just a Hater...

I know I said I was done, but I can't help myself

So let me get this straight, WR Bateman is going to start over Brown or Watkins?

TE Boyle is going to start over Andrews?

You want to count 2 RB's as starters?

So basically you are suggesting that the Shrimp are taking the field with 3 WR's, 2 TE's, and 2 RB's.

Add in 1 QB = 8 players.

That leaves 3 to block.

So tell me again, how many starters are on IR?

Boyle best blocking TE starts with Andrews....# 1

Dobbins  RB  #2  Edwards  only 2nd string because JK is so good...

Bateman# 3   WR  Yes he was going to start...Returns Sunday

Phillips LG   # 4...first string....

Wolfe DT #5....hasnt played  this year

Peters CB #6  All Pro

Fort ILB #7  Starter....

Plus lots of others injured....Factsssssssssssssss...

Good God

@undermysac

I am taking an online defensive driving class.

I'm stuck in front of this friggin computer for 4 hours, so plenty of time to engage with my good friend Bigred

@undermysac

 They call me Shrimp.......

@undermysac

 Awesome how our Giants gave Max his first lost as a Dodgers, you can not scrip that story as Dodgers would not be where they are wiithout them picking him up when they lost the Sex Guy and then the old star Lefty Kershaw, Losing those 2 made me think it could be an easy road to Series for Giants but Max kept them in it until the End. Now the hard part is winning tonight or game 5 to finish the Series is not going to be easy though that 1-0 win last night shoild be a nice kick in the ASS.

BETTER TO FINISH TONIGHT AND AVOID GAME 5 IN A COUPLE DAYS WHEN ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

Since you guys have talked so much about the Shrimp game, I looked into it. Through and through:

Chargers 1H ML(+135) *1.00/1.35

Not gonna need the points.

Chargers ML(+140) *1.00/1.40

Not gonna need the points.

Thought about buying a FG for -112 but fuck it. BTW, have you guys seen the Ravens injury report? Jesus.

Go Bears....