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ABooksNightmare

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Posted: Oct. 29, 2024 - 2:14 PM ET #26

From BR,,,,In response to lbcake....the shelly smith incident as br ''antics''....rolling laughing face emoji,,,,,,,it almost went down as adultery,,,,,wasnt married yet thank god,,,,,,,,,wiping brow emoji,,,,,,,,,,,,,,good fuckin times......not to mention fried shrimp gettin kicked out of the hotel and sleepin in his car,,,,,,

an_roll_laugh all true stories

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ABooksNightmare

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Posted: Oct. 29, 2024 - 2:29 PM ET #27

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Jax at eagles......philly...-7.5.....45.5...jax played well to get the cover last week, but the defense is still awful....now go to philly where the eagles seem to be gettin it goin after a homicide at cinncy last week....bad combo here with a philly offense that is finding it and a jax defense that is probably gonna get somebody fired......i see points for philly as they can name the score here i believe...normally i say a bit of a let down after a road beating last week and a non con game here but the jax d is horrific......philly....38.....jax.....17..........sorry getty

There are 950 wheels and over 48,000 pounds of cheese missing from the UK and I suspect that Kacksonville may have had something to do with cutting the grate cheese heist....it's stolen cheddar and no one has stolen more cheddar than Lawrence, with the exception of Dak and Watson....damn, we have some god awful rich QB's in the league....ain't right....it's a dairy shame...

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ABooksNightmare

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Posted: Oct. 29, 2024 - 2:35 PM ET #28

Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare:

Colts at vikings..........vikes....-5.....46.5.....i get right to it.....minny off of 2 straight losses should roll here.....indy got the cover last week with mixon coughing it up late inside the 10 ......they played alright but the texans of this year not as good as last yr.....richardson is total garbage, freak natural ability but has a long way to go to be a decent nfl qb, why they dont start flacco is beyond me.....but this is more about minny, a get right game they need and i think will deliver......minny table max for me......minny....38....indy....20

BR added,,,,,,.....one more thing......******edit******,,,,,,,flacco starting in place of richardson,,,,looks like the colts coaches read the pb cd newsletter,,,woooohooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!,,,,we are now a national force, coaches and gm inquiries to the newsletter will be coming in hot,,,,,,,,,does not change my minny table max at all,,,,,,,,,,,

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ABooksNightmare

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Posted: Oct. 29, 2024 - 2:35 PM ET #29

CD Newsletter influence an_boggienight

More influence than the COVERS of Canada political forum influence.....we change minds and set precedence in the box while the politicos argue in circles and go no where

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undermysac

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Posted: Oct. 29, 2024 - 2:38 PM ET #30

Thanks for stepping up to the plate BR peace_5

Let's keep talking about the Jets fuckery all year long if we may...

When they hired Robert Saleh in 2021, they led the league in ppg allowed(17) over that span. Also allowing 256 ypg.

Since firing him, 28.3 ppg allowed with 338 yards per game allowed.

Since week 6: 25th in epa per play on defense. Before week 6, 6th in epa per play.

They were 2-3 with Saleh, now 0-3 with Ulbrich.

The Jets have the least amount of coaches on staff of any NFL team.

But they have Rodgers, and a bunch of other has been Packers on the team.

These fucks have been only dogs 3 times this year, 0-3 suats in those. Vs the Bills +1, vs the Vikings +2.5, and vs the Niners +4.

Tell me, how the fuck do they continue to be favored when they are 2-3 ats as favs, and those 2 ats wins came in weeks 2 and 3 vs the Titans and Patriots.

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Cyrax

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Posted: Oct. 29, 2024 - 2:40 PM ET #31

BR, Are you still going after ESPN female reporters?

Gators / Bulldogs Over 52. thumbs_up

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ABooksNightmare

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Posted: Oct. 29, 2024 - 2:40 PM ET #32

Stefon Diggs of teh Texans out for remainder of the year with torn ACL an_horse an_beatup

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ABooksNightmare

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Posted: Oct. 29, 2024 - 2:49 PM ET #33

Quote Originally Posted by Cyrax:

BR, Are you still going after ESPN female reporters? Gators / Bulldogs Over 52.

from BR,,,,,the sideline reporter went after me my friend,,,,,no that it makes it any less disgusting,,,,,couldnt it have been erin andrews ?,,,,,molly mcgrath maybe?,,,,,but no,,,,,,,as i watched crabtree beat texas at the end of the game little did i know i was being stalked by a semi celebrity at the end of the bar,,,,,good times,,,,,,not many or any can say they banged an espn personality,,,,,

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spockgato

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Posted: Oct. 29, 2024 - 2:59 PM ET #34

Yo I bet Chris Berman in his heyday was a fuckin’ beast lay for the ladies and you just know that he loved to hit it from the Back ! Back ! Back ! Back ! that Fred Flintstone lookin’ motherfucker with his sweaty brow and slick combover comin’ undone on every thrust . Gimme Tom Jackson over that chunky cokehead all day son . No question .

BACK PATTING and KISSING threads are like passing HAM SANDWICHES around over and over-wall

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Cyrax

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Posted: Oct. 29, 2024 - 3:04 PM ET #35

Br - when I first heard that you said that a few years back and then I saw the picture of Shelly an_eek2 . I was thinking either you were dead drunk or both of you were dead drunk. an_roll_laugh

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ABooksNightmare

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Posted: Oct. 29, 2024 - 3:08 PM ET #36

Ravens pick up Diontae Johnson from the Panthers...

Looks like more flooring deals coming

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undermysac

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Posted: Oct. 29, 2024 - 3:11 PM ET #37

Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare:

Bears at cardinals......chicago .....-1.....44.5......not sure how sac's bears recover from an ass-rape of a loss like that.....and to be a road fav as well....ariz played a great game far from home last week and murry has been quietly pretty good as ariz sits tied on top of the nfc west.....chicago in last place with a winning record, dont see that much.....i am nervous about a rookie qb who is up and down being a road fav, cant back them here and this game is a toss up to me with a lean toward ariz.......ariz...20....chicago...17.....ill let sac take it more in depth

They recover just fine. A Hail Mary is a Hail Mary, it's a prayer, and it happened. Let me know the next team who will hold the Commanders to 1 or less td's the rest of the season.

Here's a nice tidbit, If the Bears offense were able to score 21 points in every game, they'd be 6-0.

I've been harping about that defense all off season, and all year. They keep getting better every week as well. They should have starting safety Jaquon Brisker, and starting Nickel Kyler Gordon back for the Cardinals.

Now on offense, they have been the epitome of inconsistency. When watching the game on Sunday one thing became abundantly clear to me. The Bears o line is average at best, probably more on the bad side. In the nfl there's a saying I'll never forget. "Bad O lines do not travel well"

The crowd in Washington was loud as can be. The o line played poorly. Then their starting LT got hurt, and #73 who replaced him was a dumpster fire.

Regardless of this, they never gave up and came back to take the lead. All while losing a hand off fumble to an O lineman lined up at FB. One of the stupidest plays you'll ever witness.

The Cards fans won't out weigh Bears fans in Arizona. The most Illinois transplants live there. And, yours truly will be there, amongst other fans who travel well for our Bears.

*side note, the new Call of Duty game came out just recently. Kyler Murray is known to be an addict to gaming, and this video game in particular. How much time will he spend preparing for football vs his video game life?

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