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Quote Originally Posted by Football_Expert:

Dad, how about you send me $300 and you start with $300 and I'll bet your picks how I see fit and you bet however you want with your $300 and we'll see where we sit one week later.
 
If you are ahead of me after that week, I will give you $100 in free plays.
 
Deal?

 

thats a generous offer and if i had more money i would send you 3 for sure and then play my own way with my money...dude, im looking to make things happen right away...im not intrested in chipping away and grinding shit out for a few months.... i send you that money and i go like 25/30 or some shit and you are flatbetting 20 a fucking game i couldnt live with myself

 

im not going lie...im looking to make about 5k or so in the next week or 2.

 
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NO CHANGING DAD!!
 
 
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im not going lie...im looking to make about 5k or so in the next week or 2.

 

 
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No, you would have your $300 to bet and I would bet the other $300.
 
If you are killing, then what I'm betting for you will be icing on the cake.
 
Think about it.
 
 
 
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Dad, you have unattainable goals.
 
 
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You really should just buy 300 Powerball tickets each week.
 
 
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Dad, if I told you you could make $200 a week, but you couldn't gamble, would you take it?

 
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or buy a closer for Seattle.
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

I hate Marquis and I think that Tiger line is inflated.  MN's offense is under-rated and they have handled Galarraga before.  Nathan threw 30 today so he might be a question mark. 

 

agreement the over in that twin game might be someting to strongly consider...especially wit hnathan burned and maybe some other pen men involved in that game today.

 

here you on marquis but atleast when he is out there you dont have to pay out of your ass to bet the cubbies...shit i wonder what harden will be laying saturday???

 

its the giants though...piss on the starting pitchers, unless it linceum...we are talking about wrigley field and the cubbies coming off a loss...my mind is better much made up in this one.

 

 

nice to see you hutch

 

 

 

 

fellas...this thread kind of got out of hand with more of the same money management type issues...lets talk about the games if thats alright

 
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I agree.  Money management is boring and useless.

Just ignore your money pleading to not be flushed in the toilet.  It's just a tiny voice.

WITH HUGE RAMMIFICATIONS

dad, I admire your balls.  In more ways then one.
 
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Dad is like one of those old vinyl albums with the needle stuck.
 
Reload
 
Say the same shit about going on a run
 
Lose money
 
Say he needs a break.
 
Come back a few days later with another reload
 
Start talking about going on a run
 
Lose money
 
Repeat
 
Repeat
 
Repeat
 
Repeat
 
 
 
 
My advice to DAD.     Don't reload and keep your break going for awhile.   Maybe a month or two.   
 
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You're just not in the right frame of mind to win.  
 
You're in this constant chase mode trying to win so you can pay off your debts.
 
It's not going to happen with your mind this way.    
 
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Dad - I'm looking forward to that HR Derby winner!!!
 
What did Vlad pay last year, like 6/1???
 
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Fuck this box bullshit with giving Dad advice....it's not anyone else's money but his own and hes a grown ass man.
 
Fuck trying to be his buddy by giving him advice on how to manage his money...give him some fuckin winning plays if you want to help him out
 
Dad throw 200 on the cubs or whatever u like best...then u'll have 500 and thats a nice roll to work with...u'll be 1/4th of the way to 2k in just one game...just dont keep doubling up until u lose it all
 
Good luck Dad
 
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He's followed that route before already and there have been some hitches.
 
It is shameful that someone would want to try to convince someone they're friendly with to limit their bets to a level that is equal to their bankroll.
 
Absolutely shameful.
 
 
 
 
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Doesn't everybody remember the ass pounding dad gave the books during bowl season/NFL playoffs?!?!?
 
Dad turned like a $300 reload into like 5 dimes....
 
Regardless, who gives a fuck....it's his money
 
Also, dad is the only one who is honest about his reloads
 
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Quote Originally Posted by CincyWillie:

Doesn't everybody remember the ass pounding dad gave the books during bowl season/NFL playoffs?!?!?
 
Dad turned like a $300 reload into like 5 dimes....
 
Regardless, who gives a fuck....it's his money
 
Also, dad is the only one who is honest about his reloads

Exactly 

people still think they can change his mind or somethin

 
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Quote Originally Posted by CincyWillie:

Doesn't everybody remember the ass pounding dad gave the books during bowl season/NFL playoffs?!?!?
 
Dad turned like a $300 reload into like 5 dimes....
 
Regardless, who gives a fuck....it's his money
 
Also, dad is the only one who is honest about his reloads

 

It wasn't 5 dimes.  It was about 3 dimes I think.   And he gave it all back even when multiple people warned him to make a withdrawal.

    Lost every cent of it.   

 
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He doesn't listen anyway, so you guys can be all happy when it's time for the next reload much earlier than it should have to happen.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Greyhound:

It wasn't 5 dimes.  It was about 3 dimes I think.   And he gave it all back even when multiple people warned him to make a withdrawal.

    Lost every cent of it.   

I can't argue with any of those statements.

I myself even urged dad to at least take a dime out once, but he didn't.  That's when I realized that's just dad, and it's his money.  I leave his reloads alone.

 

 
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Who gives a fuck, dad is happy doing this shit, leave him alone
 
He doesn't wanna change, why let it bother you if it doesn't bother him
 
Go get 'em dad
 
 
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 fucking right  a dad thread.
 
Look at dads situation differently.
300 reload every friday x 52 fridays a year = 15,600 bankroll for the year
 
2.5% is a safe number to flatbet so each play should be $390. Dad, you need more money , you;re not betting enough. I agree with cdl all in.
 
and not on arizona. At least do it on the cubs. Have you watched them much this year? They are tearing it up. If you'd be playing them on the daily, you'd be up some bucks. Instead you're always pissing around betting screwers games. enough of that piss. Just every reload go straight on the cubs, doubling up (select bet it all option on your on-line). When they go on their next 5 game streak you will be up a couple stacks
 
Fri Marquis -165
risk 300 towin 182
 
new bank 482
 
Sat. Harden -200
risk 482 to win 241
 
new bank 723
 
Sun Dumpster -150
risk 723 to win 482
 
go into that all-star break with 1205.00 cents
 
Do you think the cubbies can sweep? if so, turn your 300 into 1200 pops
 
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Right pop,welcome back
 
Im not bothering reading all the bitching,just your opening post and hutchies reply.
I too,dont rate Marquis at all,his home ERA is actually larger than his road numbers,that line is skewed,he shouldnt be favoured that much (if at all) Cain is the better pitcher.Of course cubs have the hitter advantage,I dont wanna lay 130 odd on him.
 
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ALL-IN, 1 GAME
 
 
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Fuck it. Why not right?
 
If you are going to attempt to get to 5K with your $300 and you have no ability to try to do it over a course of time, you may as well go all in tonight, then tomorrow and then Sunday.
 
Then you put it all on a dude at the right odds in the Home Run Derby and if he wins presto, you are at 5K Tuesday night.
 
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