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The Hawk

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Posted: Feb. 16, 2012 - 8:12 PM ET #51

Chris Hansen always has it at a house, and you never get to see the chick, only hear her voice.......

Or, so I've been told................

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TheGoldenGoose

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Posted: Feb. 16, 2012 - 8:19 PM ET #52

Baseball bat in head and robbed.

~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~

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pulledclear

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Posted: Feb. 16, 2012 - 8:23 PM ET #53

Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:

Baseball bat in head and robbed.

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SALTY

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Posted: Feb. 16, 2012 - 8:26 PM ET #54

Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:

Baseball bat in head and robbed.

Sound like your fate is meeting Chris Hansen or getting robbed

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PokinSmot

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Posted: Feb. 16, 2012 - 8:30 PM ET #55

i'll put a dollar that he gets robbed

robbed -130
chris hansen +110
this story is fake -200

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Mr.Win

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Posted: Feb. 16, 2012 - 8:32 PM ET #56

Too late, I already hit it..

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SportsFan9698

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Posted: Feb. 16, 2012 - 8:41 PM ET #57

LOL you guys crack me up... this is not my first rodeo. Some of you sound like you think I have never dated younger women before.

I'm 44 years old. Most people think I'm about 35. Not bragging, but it works for me. I have dated several young ladies from 18 to 25. More in their 30's, and few in their 40's. There is no silly setup here. Shes a horny virgin that realizes she doesn't want to lose it to some idiot HS boy, and wants something much better. If you want to spin it to something other than that, well check the mirror. I will be nailing a gorgeous young hottie. She is 5'2 and 100lbs and cute as hell. There is not one of you that would turn that down. Bitch is 18 years old, and she can choose whatever she wants.

I have 3 goals with this conquest:

1) To have a great time with her. enjoy great sex, maybe the last cheery of my lifetime.

2) Make her love it so she wants more - simple

3) Make her trust me so much that maybe she will feel good enough about it to tell her friends and expand this fun at some point.

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pulledclear

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Posted: Feb. 16, 2012 - 8:43 PM ET #58

I will take a dollar parlay

The story is real +180

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He gets robbed -130

100 to win 395

Book it!!

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SportsFan9698

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Posted: Feb. 16, 2012 - 8:54 PM ET #59

Quote Originally Posted by pulledclear:

I will take a dollar parlay

The story is real +180

with

He gets robbed -130

100 to win 395

Book it!!

Oh it sucks to lose one leg of a parlay... How does a grown man get robbed by a young girl when she jumps in my truck and I drive her to my place?

I will book that bet personally, no limit.

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Mr.Win

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Posted: Feb. 16, 2012 - 9:00 PM ET #60

Now I know the story is BS...there are no 100 pound women in Kentucky!!!

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pulledclear

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Posted: Feb. 16, 2012 - 9:00 PM ET #61

Dude relax just breaking balls dont have a fit. I wish it was me! My pants are around my ankles before my wifes half way out of the driveway!!!

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pulledclear

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Posted: Feb. 16, 2012 - 9:01 PM ET #62

[Quote: Originally Posted by Mr.Win] Now I know the story is BS...there are no 100 pound women in Kentucky!!! [/Quote

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MoneySRH

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Posted: Feb. 16, 2012 - 9:19 PM ET #63

You're 44 years old and you met the chick on the internet? Now that's an entirely different situation. You better hope you are not getting set up. The idea of getting a virgin 18 year old hottie on the internet to let you deflower her, has to be like hitting a 11 game parlay with 500 dollars on it. The odds are almost impossible.

You will either here hi my name is chris hanson with dateline nbc or she has a person ready to rob you and kill you or expect to see daddy with a shotgun or you are one of the luckiest fucks alive. Bitches at that age tell everyone everything and can't keep their mouth shut. Girls in their teens think 44 year old men are creepy and disgusting unless they are like brad pit.

This story just went from a cool one to a really unbelievable one. Not saying you're lying but damn man you have to see how it sounds from our perspective.

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MoneySRH

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Posted: Feb. 16, 2012 - 9:22 PM ET #64

Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:

If you walk in and their are cookies on the counter with a pitcher of something to drink.

Get ready because Chris Hansen is about to pop out and have a few questions for ya

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SALTY

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Posted: Feb. 16, 2012 - 9:23 PM ET #65

Quote Originally Posted by SportsFan9698:

Oh it sucks to lose one leg of a parlay... How does a grown man get robbed by a young girl when she jumps in my truck and I drive her to my place?

I will book that bet personally, no limit.

Good luck.

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depeche2

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Posted: Feb. 16, 2012 - 9:30 PM ET #66

Quote Originally Posted by SportsFan9698:

Ok a lil more deatil here... so she is accountable in her time to her folks. She goes to a small private HS. She wants me to pick her up from her (church) HS at a certain time, go to my place and drop her off back at school. No I'm not making this up. The only way she can get away from the reach of her folks. Yes she is 18... or so she tells me

Make a copy of her ID....AND have her sign a consent form.

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SportsFan9698

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Posted: Feb. 16, 2012 - 11:32 PM ET #67

Quote Originally Posted by depeche2:

Make a copy of her ID....AND have her sign a consent form.

sure, of course lol... great way to make a nervous girl feel much better about the situation. Damn do you guys ever get laid?

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SportsFan9698

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Posted: Feb. 16, 2012 - 11:35 PM ET #68

Anyways, I'm not lying, not making anything up here. That being said, I have had at least 50% of this kind of a deal just fall through for any reason. If it happens, I will let you all know, with some detail. If it falls through, I will tell you.

I was bored at work today, and so I thought I would start a thread about something I think that is very interesting going on with me. Girl is young, and will likely back out for some reason, oh well we will see.

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DoubleUp4Life

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Posted: Feb. 16, 2012 - 11:48 PM ET #69

Quote Originally Posted by SportsFan9698:

Anyways, I'm not lying, not making anything up here. That being said, I have had at least 50% of this kind of a deal just fall through for any reason. If it happens, I will let you all know, with some detail. If it falls through, I will tell you.

I was bored at work today, and so I thought I would start a thread about something I think that is very interesting going on with me. Girl is young, and will likely back out for some reason, oh well we will see.

I am sorry Brother

Hope everything works out but right now I Have a Terrible feeling this is not going to go

well for you

BEST OF HEALTH, HAPPINESS,WEALTH, BLESSINGS and LUCK TO ALL !!

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Molsen

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Posted: Feb. 16, 2012 - 11:49 PM ET #70

keep the board posted. this outta be good.

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pulledclear

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Posted: Feb. 17, 2012 - 1:54 AM ET #71

It puts the lotion in the basket...

Have the lambs stopped crying Claireese....

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SALTY

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Posted: Feb. 17, 2012 - 1:55 AM ET #72

Quote Originally Posted by SportsFan9698:

Anyways, I'm not lying, not making anything up here. That being said, I have had at least 50% of this kind of a deal just fall through for any reason. If it happens, I will let you all know, with some detail. If it falls through, I will tell you.

I was bored at work today, and so I thought I would start a thread about something I think that is very interesting going on with me. Girl is young, and will likely back out for some reason, oh well we will see.

I am not saying you are lying but how could you think 100% that it is total legit. You must be from a small town.

I know of guys personally that met chicks at the club. She was hot and she sure was down to fuck. But the problem was the girls led them to a place where they got guns pulled on them and robbed by "her boys"

I almost fell victim to some shady bitches in Little Rock. It was me and one other buddy. A hot ass chick with her titties all out and looking good talked my buddy into her coming with us. We never saw her inside and she got us in the parking lot.

We were leaving that bar and going to another club that was open till 5am. My buddy was quick to say hell yeah because she was looking top notch.

Less than halfway there all kinds of red flags were flying. The more we drove, the more her story changed and she seemed nervous. Me and my buddy had an unspoken eye contact moment. I pulled into a closed gas station and told her to get her fucking ass out. It was 2:30am and when I told her to get out.

We were on University Ave. and for those who do not know. There are some pretty bad areas on University Ave at night and we were in the heart of shady town. We left her standing there and we got the fuck out.

If you ask me they were waiting on us or maybe a few others. She did not approach us until she saw us getting in my Lexus with rims.

Do not be so nieve to think that bad things are not a possibility.

Like I said before, good luck to you if what you say is for real. You are gonna need it.