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Quote Originally Posted by SportsFan9698:

Anyways, I'm not lying, not making anything up here.  That being said, I have had at least 50% of this kind of a deal just fall through for any reason.  If it happens, I will let you all know, with some detail.  If it falls through, I will tell you.

I was bored at work today, and so I thought I would start a thread about something I think that is very interesting going on with me.  Girl is young, and will likely back out for some reason, oh well we will see.


Virgins are overrated... takes alot of effort and  they never know what they are doing... and 50% end up with tears/crying before it is all over...

I have learned over the years that experience is the way to go.... YMMV...

listen to salty tho... this sounds like one of those scams where you wake up with staples on your side and missing a organ...


 
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... this sounds like one of those scams where you wake up with staples on your side and missing a organ...


 
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Quote Originally Posted by dl36:



Virgins are overrated... takes alot of effort and  they never know what they are doing... and 50% end up with tears/crying before it is all over...

I have learned over the years that experience is the way to go.... YMMV...

listen to salty tho... this sounds like one of those scams where you wake up with staples on your side and missing a organ...


 

I don't disagree with you at all.  I don't see this as some way of having great sex.  It's just more of an experience, and one that likely would be the last chance.  Like I said earlier, if she really enjoys herself, then she will come back and I have my own lil sex doll to train the way I want.  Will it end and/or blow up?  Probably... but I don't care too much about that.  If I always worried about the downside of dipping my willie, I'd never get laid.

 
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Good plan on her behalf.......start with something small and work her way up.

 
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If she asks to tie you up face down, don't be surprised if she leaves the room and some dude in a bat man suit comes out of the closet.  
 
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Better hope her father doesn't track her  with GPS on her phone.


 
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I am wondering if Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline will be there.  If he starts questioning you, just play real stupid and don't admit to nothing.  It makes for a better tv show. 
 
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Father tracking GPS?  Chris Hansen??  What part do you guys do not get about her being 18?

LOL

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by SportsFan9698:

Father tracking GPS?  Chris Hansen??  What part do you guys do not get about her being 18?

LOL

 



You said she TOLD you she was 18.  That's not the same as actually being 18.

Most 18 y/o don't want to just lose their virginity to some random guy.  Not saying you didn't just stumble into good luck here, but if it sounds too good to be true...

Do you have a lot of money?  Could she be desperate for money and setting you up for a rape charge?  Be careful dude.
 
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I've reported this to the Kentucky State Police.  your ass will be getting deflowered soon
 
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You said she TOLD you she was 18.  That's not the same as actually being 18.

Most 18 y/o don't want to just lose their virginity to some random guy.  Not saying you didn't just stumble into good luck here, but if it sounds too good to be true...

Do you have a lot of money?  Could she be desperate for money and setting you up for a rape charge?  Be careful dude.

Man you guys don't get out much, or just have no game.  I have nailed at least a half dozen girls from 18-20 over the last couple years.  One was in HS.  Most of them are just cute and horny.  the only thing that makes this girl unique for me is that she has told me she is a virgin.  Like I said before, not my first rodeo. 

 

 
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Man you guys don't get out much, or just have no game.  I have nailed at least a half dozen girls from 18-20 over the last couple years.  One was in HS.  Most of them are just cute and horny.  the only thing that makes this girl unique for me is that she has told me she is a virgin.  Like I said before, not my first rodeo. 

 



So you're the creepy guy driving the van offering candy or in some cases, booze and drugs?




 
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So you're the creepy guy driving the van offering candy or in some cases, booze and drugs?


Uhh nope.  I'm the guy that bangs anything that looks good.  I was married for 14 years previously, and I'm out to hit any box that looks good to me.  That includes your daughter, or your mom or your sister or your wife.

Hilarious how so many are jealous that they cannot get women, so the HAVE TO find some silly angle to try to make is sound seedy. 

 

hehe He said seedy... I do plan to blow my seen on her face money shot style... I doubt she is quite prepared for that lol

 
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Uhh nope.  I'm the guy that bangs anything that looks good.  I was married for 14 years previously, and I'm out to hit any box that looks good to me.  That includes your daughter, or your mom or your sister or your wife.

Hilarious how so many are jealous that they cannot get women, so the HAVE TO find some silly angle to try to make is sound seedy. 

 

hehe He said seedy... I do plan to blow my seen on her face money shot style... I doubt she is quite prepared for that lol




What is hilarious is you think guys are actually jealous here.



Good for you getting box. We get box too. Just most of us do not try and do through the internet looking for horny girls that want to fuck old men.

I actually was being serious when I mentioned getting robbed but I would not expect a guy living in the sticks with a internet connection to understand city problems


Good luck to you Prince Charming.

I actually am rooting for a little group of thugs in the 20 something range to club you over the head. Just so I can say I was right
 
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What is hilarious is you think guys are actually jealous here.



Good for you getting box. We get box too. Just most of us do not try and do through the internet looking for horny girls that want to fuck old men.

I actually was being serious when I mentioned getting robbed but I would not expect a guy living in the sticks with a internet connection to understand city problems


Good luck to you Prince Charming.

I actually am rooting for a little group of thugs in the 20 something range to club you over the head. Just so I can say I was right

 

What a douche bag you are

 
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why would a 18 year old wanna fuck a guy with saggy balls


 
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TIME OUT

How do we know this chick is a virgin?

Because she says so?

Sex life is usually the first thing a woman lies about.
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Quote Originally Posted by SportsFan9698:

Man you guys don't get out much, or just have no game.  I have nailed at least a half dozen girls from 18-20 over the last couple years.  One was in HS.  Most of them are just cute and horny.  the only thing that makes this girl unique for me is that she has told me she is a virgin.  Like I said before, not my first rodeo. 

 


damn...i can now smell the bullshit coming from my computer screen...you're covers profile says '41-45'... yet you're banging 18-20 yrs olds...?... and to boot over a half dozen... one in H.S... LOL

Ok. Mr. Sheen...

or only in KY i guess...

hey bro...incest doesn't really count ...or only in KY i guess

so stupid that i am even wasting my time here w/ this nonsense...  and that is that.

GL dipshit...


 
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Its pretty intense that you have actually met/hung out/slept with HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS. Shit, I graduated from high school in 2006. Do you know how high school girls act? AND YOU ARE 45 YEARS OLD?!?! WTF. Man thats pretty fuckin weird...very fuckin weird. Not trying to hate man but is pretty bad. I can't even imagine banging or hanging out with a high school girl and I am 23...let's step it up here a little bit bud. I don't care if she is 18, she's in high school, thus, probably watches Jersey Shore and Keeping up with the Kardashians....think about it man. 

I don't give a shit if she's a virgin or not. 
 
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Its pretty intense that you have actually met/hung out/slept with HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS. Shit, I graduated from high school in 2006. Do you know how high school girls act? AND YOU ARE 45 YEARS OLD?!?! WTF. Man thats pretty fuckin weird...very fuckin weird. Not trying to hate man but is pretty bad. I can't even imagine banging or hanging out with a high school girl and I am 23...let's step it up here a little bit bud. I don't care if she is 18, she's in high school, thus, probably watches Jersey Shore and Keeping up with the Kardashians....think about it man. 

I don't give a shit if she's a virgin or not. 

My thoughts exactly.

 
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LOL

Bitch is smoking sexy, she wants dick, and she is 18

end of story, she gets drilled.  If I don't do it, some other guy will.

I will let you know how it goes... good bad or ugly.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SportsFan9698:

Father tracking GPS?  Chris Hansen??  What part do you guys do not get about her being 18?

LOL

 



Did you forget you typed this?

"Ok a lil more deatil here... so she is accountable in her time to her folks.  She goes to a small private HS.  She wants me to pick her up from her (church) HS at a certain time, go to my place and drop her off back at school.  No I'm not making this up.  The only way she can get away from the reach of her folks.  Yes she is 18... or so she tells me"

So the father tracks her every minute but it is absurd that he tracks her location through GPS?  Or are you losing track of your lies?
 
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What a douche bag you are



I'm rubber and your glue. Whatever you call me bounces off of me and sticks to you.
 
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A 44 year old dude picking up a broad at her high school. 

 
 
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A 44 year old dude picking up a broad at her high school. 



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