lost my virginity to a girl that was 100% pure grade A beef......my guess is she broke the scale at over 300.......i was a few months in college at the time and i would not be turning 18 until november....there were 7 of us on my dorm floor that decided to hold a "big girl night" with each guy putting in $10 and the winner gets all $70.....since i didnt want to let the others know i still was a virgin,,,i paid and played along knowing i had no game what so ever....
i remember talking with a few big girls that night at the pub on campus but that was about it....at 1:45 am they rang the bell for last call and as usual,,,a mad rush ensued with everyone trying to get one last beer,,,,,i heard a voice from behind me ask me to please get her one...being 6' 4' and having some of my soccer teammates bartending made it easy to for me to get a beer or 2 over the crowd .....when i was able to turn around,,,standing in front of me, blocking out the rest of the crowd was the pittsburgh steelers offensive line.....and then i realized...my mistake...this was 1 girl...1 large award winning heffer......
i thought i might have a chance with this one but was still nervous until she said to me...i give the best blow jobs on campus...want to find out??? now i must digress...back to the contest...rule number 1 was fat girl...rule 2 was your encounter of the unholy variety must be witnessed by another participant or it didnt count.....so i herd my prize back towards our dorm...as it turned out she resided in the same building on a much lower floor....my guess is she had to be on a lower floor for weight restrictions and engineering guidelines......she stopped once or twice along the way to graze but eventually we arrived.....she told me she wanted to stop by her room first to change and freshen up....her words....i assumed freshen up meant covering up her tattoo on her side of inspection by the meat and game warden.....i go up to my floor and walk into the lounge on our floor to find 4 or 5 of the guys there drinking beer and talking of the 180 pound big girl "Pete" brought home to win the prize.....i casually mentioned,,stop the presses....i have that doubled i think and they should send someone to my room in 10 minutes for verification purposes....i agreed to leave my door unlocked.......
so back in my room.....a hear a soft knock...ok maybe the thundering and pounding of her hooves on the floor was the first sign of the impending titty tsunami soon to be flooding my village but its my story i heard the knock,,soft and dainty i recall......she walks in and unzips a terry cloth robe and she is naked underneath ......i immediately hear a rush of air and i realize its all the air in my body looking to escape knowing if she gets on top of me im going to be breathless anyway.....i dont recall the next few minutes since my brain was devoid of air, but then, there I was , getting my desk chair and placing it next to the bed so i can stand on it to climb aboard the ss heffer as she lay on my bed
conscious of the fact to achieve such a height i was risking a nose bleed.......then i was inside her...or at least between two folds...who knows i was a virgin no longer or at the very least i may find a tucked away sandwich or 2 that had fallen from the vast orifice she called a mouth......unbeknownst to me...her arrival at my door was witnessed and there was no doubt who would win that evening if proof of consumation was obtained....the others soon made sure of that......as i began huffing and puffing...no not sex...i was still climbing to get on top...the door swung open and there were the other participants along with 4 or 5 others including the 2 very hot girls from across the hall.....my date didnt seem to mind and me being a perfect gentleman. who was I to derive her of her pleasure......needless to say,,,,i was victorious....
.and then came the day after........so im having lunch with the 2 hot girls from across the hall, both i might add dated all american football players and had no problem with me, the virgin, with their girlfriends,,,,the girls both start to laugh and then point and tell me,,,look..theres your girlfriend...now at the time i had no idea they witnessed this and being drunk did not recall what the girl looked like anyway....when i look up....i think. oh my gosh...we are having an eclipse....nope...just an award winner
lost my virginity to a girl that was 100% pure grade A beef......my guess is she broke the scale at over 300.......i was a few months in college at the time and i would not be turning 18 until november....there were 7 of us on my dorm floor that decided to hold a "big girl night" with each guy putting in $10 and the winner gets all $70.....since i didnt want to let the others know i still was a virgin,,,i paid and played along knowing i had no game what so ever....
i remember talking with a few big girls that night at the pub on campus but that was about it....at 1:45 am they rang the bell for last call and as usual,,,a mad rush ensued with everyone trying to get one last beer,,,,,i heard a voice from behind me ask me to please get her one...being 6' 4' and having some of my soccer teammates bartending made it easy to for me to get a beer or 2 over the crowd .....when i was able to turn around,,,standing in front of me, blocking out the rest of the crowd was the pittsburgh steelers offensive line.....and then i realized...my mistake...this was 1 girl...1 large award winning heffer......
i thought i might have a chance with this one but was still nervous until she said to me...i give the best blow jobs on campus...want to find out??? now i must digress...back to the contest...rule number 1 was fat girl...rule 2 was your encounter of the unholy variety must be witnessed by another participant or it didnt count.....so i herd my prize back towards our dorm...as it turned out she resided in the same building on a much lower floor....my guess is she had to be on a lower floor for weight restrictions and engineering guidelines......she stopped once or twice along the way to graze but eventually we arrived.....she told me she wanted to stop by her room first to change and freshen up....her words....i assumed freshen up meant covering up her tattoo on her side of inspection by the meat and game warden.....i go up to my floor and walk into the lounge on our floor to find 4 or 5 of the guys there drinking beer and talking of the 180 pound big girl "Pete" brought home to win the prize.....i casually mentioned,,stop the presses....i have that doubled i think and they should send someone to my room in 10 minutes for verification purposes....i agreed to leave my door unlocked.......
so back in my room.....a hear a soft knock...ok maybe the thundering and pounding of her hooves on the floor was the first sign of the impending titty tsunami soon to be flooding my village but its my story i heard the knock,,soft and dainty i recall......she walks in and unzips a terry cloth robe and she is naked underneath ......i immediately hear a rush of air and i realize its all the air in my body looking to escape knowing if she gets on top of me im going to be breathless anyway.....i dont recall the next few minutes since my brain was devoid of air, but then, there I was , getting my desk chair and placing it next to the bed so i can stand on it to climb aboard the ss heffer as she lay on my bed
conscious of the fact to achieve such a height i was risking a nose bleed.......then i was inside her...or at least between two folds...who knows i was a virgin no longer or at the very least i may find a tucked away sandwich or 2 that had fallen from the vast orifice she called a mouth......unbeknownst to me...her arrival at my door was witnessed and there was no doubt who would win that evening if proof of consumation was obtained....the others soon made sure of that......as i began huffing and puffing...no not sex...i was still climbing to get on top...the door swung open and there were the other participants along with 4 or 5 others including the 2 very hot girls from across the hall.....my date didnt seem to mind and me being a perfect gentleman. who was I to derive her of her pleasure......needless to say,,,,i was victorious....
.and then came the day after........so im having lunch with the 2 hot girls from across the hall, both i might add dated all american football players and had no problem with me, the virgin, with their girlfriends,,,,the girls both start to laugh and then point and tell me,,,look..theres your girlfriend...now at the time i had no idea they witnessed this and being drunk did not recall what the girl looked like anyway....when i look up....i think. oh my gosh...we are having an eclipse....nope...just an award winner
lost my virginity to a girl that was 100% pure grade A beef......my guess is she broke the scale at over 300.......i was a few months in college at the time and i would not be turning 18 until november....there were 7 of us on my dorm floor that decided to hold a "big girl night" with each guy putting in $10 and the winner gets all $70.....since i didnt want to let the others know i still was a virgin,,,i paid and played along knowing i had no game what so ever....
i remember talking with a few big girls that night at the pub on campus but that was about it....at 1:45 am they rang the bell for last call and as usual,,,a mad rush ensued with everyone trying to get one last beer,,,,,i heard a voice from behind me ask me to please get her one...being 6' 4' and having some of my soccer teammates bartending made it easy to for me to get a beer or 2 over the crowd .....when i was able to turn around,,,standing in front of me, blocking out the rest of the crowd was the pittsburgh steelers offensive line.....and then i realized...my mistake...this was 1 girl...1 large award winning heffer......
i thought i might have a chance with this one but was still nervous until she said to me...i give the best blow jobs on campus...want to find out??? now i must digress...back to the contest...rule number 1 was fat girl...rule 2 was your encounter of the unholy variety must be witnessed by another participant or it didnt count.....so i herd my prize back towards our dorm...as it turned out she resided in the same building on a much lower floor....my guess is she had to be on a lower floor for weight restrictions and engineering guidelines......she stopped once or twice along the way to graze but eventually we arrived.....she told me she wanted to stop by her room first to change and freshen up....her words....i assumed freshen up meant covering up her tattoo on her side of inspection by the meat and game warden.....i go up to my floor and walk into the lounge on our floor to find 4 or 5 of the guys there drinking beer and talking of the 180 pound big girl "Pete" brought home to win the prize.....i casually mentioned,,stop the presses....i have that doubled i think and they should send someone to my room in 10 minutes for verification purposes....i agreed to leave my door unlocked.......
so back in my room.....a hear a soft knock...ok maybe the thundering and pounding of her hooves on the floor was the first sign of the impending titty tsunami soon to be flooding my village but its my story i heard the knock,,soft and dainty i recall......she walks in and unzips a terry cloth robe and she is naked underneath ......i immediately hear a rush of air and i realize its all the air in my body looking to escape knowing if she gets on top of me im going to be breathless anyway.....i dont recall the next few minutes since my brain was devoid of air, but then, there I was , getting my desk chair and placing it next to the bed so i can stand on it to climb aboard the ss heffer as she lay on my bed
conscious of the fact to achieve such a height i was risking a nose bleed.......then i was inside her...or at least between two folds...who knows i was a virgin no longer or at the very least i may find a tucked away sandwich or 2 that had fallen from the vast orifice she called a mouth......unbeknownst to me...her arrival at my door was witnessed and there was no doubt who would win that evening if proof of consumation was obtained....the others soon made sure of that......as i began huffing and puffing...no not sex...i was still climbing to get on top...the door swung open and there were the other participants along with 4 or 5 others including the 2 very hot girls from across the hall.....my date didnt seem to mind and me being a perfect gentleman. who was I to derive her of her pleasure......needless to say,,,,i was victorious....
.and then came the day after........so im having lunch with the 2 hot girls from across the hall, both i might add dated all american football players and had no problem with me, the virgin, with their girlfriends,,,,the girls both start to laugh and then point and tell me,,,look..theres your girlfriend...now at the time i had no idea they witnessed this and being drunk did not recall what the girl looked like anyway....when i look up....i think. oh my gosh...we are having an eclipse....nope...just an award winner
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