drunk and coked up and the bar was closing. she had to be 250+ and about 5'6.she took me to her house and she had a baby sitter for her son and he woke up when we arrived. i also remember telling her to turn on the lights as we got naked and she did'nt want to. lol.
it was like being on a water bed but it was a regular mattress. very wet. juices all over me. so when we were done i was still naked and got up to wash off and bear in mind the lights were still off.
i got to the bathroom and turned on the bathroom light, turned around and holy shit! her rolls had rollls. just disgusting.she was one of those fat chicks whose rolls were bigger than her tits. matbe i was sucking on one of her fat rolls instead of her nips
i'm crying here
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Quote Originally Posted by lennon65:
drunk and coked up and the bar was closing. she had to be 250+ and about 5'6.she took me to her house and she had a baby sitter for her son and he woke up when we arrived. i also remember telling her to turn on the lights as we got naked and she did'nt want to. lol.
it was like being on a water bed but it was a regular mattress. very wet. juices all over me. so when we were done i was still naked and got up to wash off and bear in mind the lights were still off.
i got to the bathroom and turned on the bathroom light, turned around and holy shit! her rolls had rollls. just disgusting.she was one of those fat chicks whose rolls were bigger than her tits. matbe i was sucking on one of her fat rolls instead of her nips
drunk and coked up and the bar was closing. she had to be 250+ and about 5'6.she took me to her house and she had a baby sitter for her son and he woke up when we arrived. i also remember telling her to turn on the lights as we got naked and she did'nt want to. lol.
it was like being on a water bed but it was a regular mattress. very wet. juices all over me. so when we were done i was still naked and got up to wash off and bear in mind the lights were still off.
i got to the bathroom and turned on the bathroom light, turned around and holy shit! her rolls had rollls. just disgusting.she was one of those fat chicks whose rolls were bigger than her tits. matbe i was sucking on one of her fat rolls instead of her nips
waterbed.
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Quote Originally Posted by lennon65:
drunk and coked up and the bar was closing. she had to be 250+ and about 5'6.she took me to her house and she had a baby sitter for her son and he woke up when we arrived. i also remember telling her to turn on the lights as we got naked and she did'nt want to. lol.
it was like being on a water bed but it was a regular mattress. very wet. juices all over me. so when we were done i was still naked and got up to wash off and bear in mind the lights were still off.
i got to the bathroom and turned on the bathroom light, turned around and holy shit! her rolls had rollls. just disgusting.she was one of those fat chicks whose rolls were bigger than her tits. matbe i was sucking on one of her fat rolls instead of her nips
lost my virginity to a girl that was 100% pure grade A beef......my guess is she broke the scale at over 300.......i was a few months in college at the time and i would not be turning 18 until november....there were 7 of us on my dorm floor that decided to hold a "big girl night" with each guy putting in $10 and the winner gets all $70.....since i didnt want to let the others know i still was a virgin,,,i paid and played along knowing i had no game what so ever....
i remember talking with a few big girls that night at the pub on campus but that was about it....at 1:45 am they rang the bell for last call and as usual,,,a mad rush ensued with everyone trying to get one last beer,,,,,i heard a voice from behind me ask me to please get her one...being 6' 4' and having some of my soccer teammates bartending made it easy to for me to get a beer or 2 over the crowd .....when i was able to turn around,,,standing in front of me, blocking out the rest of the crowd was the pittsburgh steelers offensive line.....and then i realized...my mistake...this was 1 girl...1 large award winning heffer......
i thought i might have a chance with this one but was still nervous until she said to me...i give the best blow jobs on campus...want to find out??? now i must digress...back to the contest...rule number 1 was fat girl...rule 2 was your encounter of the unholy variety must be witnessed by another participant or it didnt count.....so i herd my prize back towards our dorm...as it turned out she resided in the same building on a much lower floor....my guess is she had to be on a lower floor for weight restrictions and engineering guidelines......she stopped once or twice along the way to graze but eventually we arrived.....she told me she wanted to stop by her room first to change and freshen up....her words....i assumed freshen up meant covering up her tattoo on her side of inspection by the meat and game warden.....i go up to my floor and walk into the lounge on our floor to find 4 or 5 of the guys there drinking beer and talking of the 180 pound big girl "Pete" brought home to win the prize.....i casually mentioned,,stop the presses....i have that doubled i think and they should send someone to my room in 10 minutes for verification purposes....i agreed to leave my door unlocked.......
so back in my room.....a hear a soft knock...ok maybe the thundering and pounding of her hooves on the floor was the first sign of the impending titty tsunami soon to be flooding my village but its my story i heard the knock,,soft and dainty i recall......she walks in and unzips a terry cloth robe and she is naked underneath ......i immediately hear a rush of air and i realize its all the air in my body looking to escape knowing if she gets on top of me im going to be breathless anyway.....i dont recall the next few minutes since my brain was devoid of air, but then, there I was , getting my desk chair and placing it next to the bed so i can stand on it to climb aboard the ss heffer as she lay on my bed
conscious of the fact to achieve such a height i was risking a nose bleed.......then i was inside her...or at least between two folds...who knows i was a virgin no longer or at the very least i may find a tucked away sandwich or 2 that had fallen from the vast orifice she called a mouth......unbeknownst to me...her arrival at my door was witnessed and there was no doubt who would win that evening if proof of consumation was obtained....the others soon made sure of that......as i began huffing and puffing...no not sex...i was still climbing to get on top...the door swung open and there were the other participants along with 4 or 5 others including the 2 very hot girls from across the hall.....my date didnt seem to mind and me being a perfect gentleman. who was I to derive her of her pleasure......needless to say,,,,i was victorious....
.and then came the day after........so im having lunch with the 2 hot girls from across the hall, both i might add dated all american football players and had no problem with me, the virgin, with their girlfriends,,,,the girls both start to laugh and then point and tell me,,,look..theres your girlfriend...now at the time i had no idea they witnessed this and being drunk did not recall what the girl looked like anyway....when i look up....i think. oh my gosh...we are having an eclipse....nope...just an award winner
ok....ok......uncle ......damn.....uncle
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Quote Originally Posted by joeythetuna:
lost my virginity to a girl that was 100% pure grade A beef......my guess is she broke the scale at over 300.......i was a few months in college at the time and i would not be turning 18 until november....there were 7 of us on my dorm floor that decided to hold a "big girl night" with each guy putting in $10 and the winner gets all $70.....since i didnt want to let the others know i still was a virgin,,,i paid and played along knowing i had no game what so ever....
i remember talking with a few big girls that night at the pub on campus but that was about it....at 1:45 am they rang the bell for last call and as usual,,,a mad rush ensued with everyone trying to get one last beer,,,,,i heard a voice from behind me ask me to please get her one...being 6' 4' and having some of my soccer teammates bartending made it easy to for me to get a beer or 2 over the crowd .....when i was able to turn around,,,standing in front of me, blocking out the rest of the crowd was the pittsburgh steelers offensive line.....and then i realized...my mistake...this was 1 girl...1 large award winning heffer......
i thought i might have a chance with this one but was still nervous until she said to me...i give the best blow jobs on campus...want to find out??? now i must digress...back to the contest...rule number 1 was fat girl...rule 2 was your encounter of the unholy variety must be witnessed by another participant or it didnt count.....so i herd my prize back towards our dorm...as it turned out she resided in the same building on a much lower floor....my guess is she had to be on a lower floor for weight restrictions and engineering guidelines......she stopped once or twice along the way to graze but eventually we arrived.....she told me she wanted to stop by her room first to change and freshen up....her words....i assumed freshen up meant covering up her tattoo on her side of inspection by the meat and game warden.....i go up to my floor and walk into the lounge on our floor to find 4 or 5 of the guys there drinking beer and talking of the 180 pound big girl "Pete" brought home to win the prize.....i casually mentioned,,stop the presses....i have that doubled i think and they should send someone to my room in 10 minutes for verification purposes....i agreed to leave my door unlocked.......
so back in my room.....a hear a soft knock...ok maybe the thundering and pounding of her hooves on the floor was the first sign of the impending titty tsunami soon to be flooding my village but its my story i heard the knock,,soft and dainty i recall......she walks in and unzips a terry cloth robe and she is naked underneath ......i immediately hear a rush of air and i realize its all the air in my body looking to escape knowing if she gets on top of me im going to be breathless anyway.....i dont recall the next few minutes since my brain was devoid of air, but then, there I was , getting my desk chair and placing it next to the bed so i can stand on it to climb aboard the ss heffer as she lay on my bed
conscious of the fact to achieve such a height i was risking a nose bleed.......then i was inside her...or at least between two folds...who knows i was a virgin no longer or at the very least i may find a tucked away sandwich or 2 that had fallen from the vast orifice she called a mouth......unbeknownst to me...her arrival at my door was witnessed and there was no doubt who would win that evening if proof of consumation was obtained....the others soon made sure of that......as i began huffing and puffing...no not sex...i was still climbing to get on top...the door swung open and there were the other participants along with 4 or 5 others including the 2 very hot girls from across the hall.....my date didnt seem to mind and me being a perfect gentleman. who was I to derive her of her pleasure......needless to say,,,,i was victorious....
.and then came the day after........so im having lunch with the 2 hot girls from across the hall, both i might add dated all american football players and had no problem with me, the virgin, with their girlfriends,,,,the girls both start to laugh and then point and tell me,,,look..theres your girlfriend...now at the time i had no idea they witnessed this and being drunk did not recall what the girl looked like anyway....when i look up....i think. oh my gosh...we are having an eclipse....nope...just an award winner
No garbage. Went out with this lady right after my divorce. Im 5-9. She was like 6-3 and an easy 280. She was a friggin behemoth and she was drop dead beautiful. I used to love it when she would grab me by the back of the head and cram my face between her giant hooters. It was a frickin riot.
I remember banging her doggie and thinking, this is really the biggest fricken behind I have ever seen. And it was hard as a rock.I used to go to the bar and watch her play sand volleyball. Jesus christ, she would break faces spiking the volleyball.
Was a great change of pace from my puny, bitchy ex-wife.
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No garbage. Went out with this lady right after my divorce. Im 5-9. She was like 6-3 and an easy 280. She was a friggin behemoth and she was drop dead beautiful. I used to love it when she would grab me by the back of the head and cram my face between her giant hooters. It was a frickin riot.
I remember banging her doggie and thinking, this is really the biggest fricken behind I have ever seen. And it was hard as a rock.I used to go to the bar and watch her play sand volleyball. Jesus christ, she would break faces spiking the volleyball.
Was a great change of pace from my puny, bitchy ex-wife.
I still remember my favorite line ever from Covers: This guy was describing going down on this chick and said, "the stench that came out of there was impossible."
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This is good, but there was another I believe.
I still remember my favorite line ever from Covers: This guy was describing going down on this chick and said, "the stench that came out of there was impossible."
went on plentyoffish.com drunk at midnight one night maybe 8-9 months ago.... i started chatting very girls pic i saw i doidnt even care what they looked like ...... 1 girl responded and i said listen i dont want to talk on here u need to call me now, and she did
and i told her i didnt know what it was about her but i just thought she was a smoke and we had to meet that night, or else i would never talk to her again... so she drove about 45 mins to my house (with my parents sleeping), i literally looked at her page 10 mins before she came over and she was about 250 a college hockey goalie i believe....
Girl comes to my house, 400lbs sweatshirt, and pants no joke, with a little puppy , and shes expecting me to go with her , i said no your staying here she goes nooo i want you to sleep over (mind u i never met), she comes into my house in my basement were literally sitting there i dont know what to do, the buzz has worn off. She goes what do u wanna do, I go to kiss her and she has no idea how to kiss,
I play with her tits and go to finger her and literally couldnt find it, there was so much garbage in the way and it was heavy. I gave up... She goes what do u want from me , i could head? she goes my specialty so im thinking fat girls give great head, it was horrendous, worst think ive ever encountered.... I told her it wasnt going to work i couldnt bust, And she left my house i told her i had plans very early but wed hang out the next day
and i never heard from her again
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went on plentyoffish.com drunk at midnight one night maybe 8-9 months ago.... i started chatting very girls pic i saw i doidnt even care what they looked like ...... 1 girl responded and i said listen i dont want to talk on here u need to call me now, and she did
and i told her i didnt know what it was about her but i just thought she was a smoke and we had to meet that night, or else i would never talk to her again... so she drove about 45 mins to my house (with my parents sleeping), i literally looked at her page 10 mins before she came over and she was about 250 a college hockey goalie i believe....
Girl comes to my house, 400lbs sweatshirt, and pants no joke, with a little puppy , and shes expecting me to go with her , i said no your staying here she goes nooo i want you to sleep over (mind u i never met), she comes into my house in my basement were literally sitting there i dont know what to do, the buzz has worn off. She goes what do u wanna do, I go to kiss her and she has no idea how to kiss,
I play with her tits and go to finger her and literally couldnt find it, there was so much garbage in the way and it was heavy. I gave up... She goes what do u want from me , i could head? she goes my specialty so im thinking fat girls give great head, it was horrendous, worst think ive ever encountered.... I told her it wasnt going to work i couldnt bust, And she left my house i told her i had plans very early but wed hang out the next day
lost my virginity to a girl that was 100% pure grade A beef......my guess is she broke the scale at over 300.......i was a few months in college at the time and i would not be turning 18 until november....there were 7 of us on my dorm floor that decided to hold a "big girl night" with each guy putting in $10 and the winner gets all $70.....since i didnt want to let the others know i still was a virgin,,,i paid and played along knowing i had no game what so ever....
i remember talking with a few big girls that night at the pub on campus but that was about it....at 1:45 am they rang the bell for last call and as usual,,,a mad rush ensued with everyone trying to get one last beer,,,,,i heard a voice from behind me ask me to please get her one...being 6' 4' and having some of my soccer teammates bartending made it easy to for me to get a beer or 2 over the crowd .....when i was able to turn around,,,standing in front of me, blocking out the rest of the crowd was the pittsburgh steelers offensive line.....and then i realized...my mistake...this was 1 girl...1 large award winning heffer......
i thought i might have a chance with this one but was still nervous until she said to me...i give the best blow jobs on campus...want to find out??? now i must digress...back to the contest...rule number 1 was fat girl...rule 2 was your encounter of the unholy variety must be witnessed by another participant or it didnt count.....so i herd my prize back towards our dorm...as it turned out she resided in the same building on a much lower floor....my guess is she had to be on a lower floor for weight restrictions and engineering guidelines......she stopped once or twice along the way to graze but eventually we arrived.....she told me she wanted to stop by her room first to change and freshen up....her words....i assumed freshen up meant covering up her tattoo on her side of inspection by the meat and game warden.....i go up to my floor and walk into the lounge on our floor to find 4 or 5 of the guys there drinking beer and talking of the 180 pound big girl "Pete" brought home to win the prize.....i casually mentioned,,stop the presses....i have that doubled i think and they should send someone to my room in 10 minutes for verification purposes....i agreed to leave my door unlocked.......
so back in my room.....a hear a soft knock...ok maybe the thundering and pounding of her hooves on the floor was the first sign of the impending titty tsunami soon to be flooding my village but its my story i heard the knock,,soft and dainty i recall......she walks in and unzips a terry cloth robe and she is naked underneath ......i immediately hear a rush of air and i realize its all the air in my body looking to escape knowing if she gets on top of me im going to be breathless anyway.....i dont recall the next few minutes since my brain was devoid of air, but then, there I was , getting my desk chair and placing it next to the bed so i can stand on it to climb aboard the ss heffer as she lay on my bed
conscious of the fact to achieve such a height i was risking a nose bleed.......then i was inside her...or at least between two folds...who knows i was a virgin no longer or at the very least i may find a tucked away sandwich or 2 that had fallen from the vast orifice she called a mouth......unbeknownst to me...her arrival at my door was witnessed and there was no doubt who would win that evening if proof of consumation was obtained....the others soon made sure of that......as i began huffing and puffing...no not sex...i was still climbing to get on top...the door swung open and there were the other participants along with 4 or 5 others including the 2 very hot girls from across the hall.....my date didnt seem to mind and me being a perfect gentleman. who was I to derive her of her pleasure......needless to say,,,,i was victorious....
.and then came the day after........so im having lunch with the 2 hot girls from across the hall, both i might add dated all american football players and had no problem with me, the virgin, with their girlfriends,,,,the girls both start to laugh and then point and tell me,,,look..theres your girlfriend...now at the time i had no idea they witnessed this and being drunk did not recall what the girl looked like anyway....when i look up....i think. oh my gosh...we are having an eclipse....nope...just an award winner
I am crying reading this.
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Quote Originally Posted by joeythetuna:
lost my virginity to a girl that was 100% pure grade A beef......my guess is she broke the scale at over 300.......i was a few months in college at the time and i would not be turning 18 until november....there were 7 of us on my dorm floor that decided to hold a "big girl night" with each guy putting in $10 and the winner gets all $70.....since i didnt want to let the others know i still was a virgin,,,i paid and played along knowing i had no game what so ever....
i remember talking with a few big girls that night at the pub on campus but that was about it....at 1:45 am they rang the bell for last call and as usual,,,a mad rush ensued with everyone trying to get one last beer,,,,,i heard a voice from behind me ask me to please get her one...being 6' 4' and having some of my soccer teammates bartending made it easy to for me to get a beer or 2 over the crowd .....when i was able to turn around,,,standing in front of me, blocking out the rest of the crowd was the pittsburgh steelers offensive line.....and then i realized...my mistake...this was 1 girl...1 large award winning heffer......
i thought i might have a chance with this one but was still nervous until she said to me...i give the best blow jobs on campus...want to find out??? now i must digress...back to the contest...rule number 1 was fat girl...rule 2 was your encounter of the unholy variety must be witnessed by another participant or it didnt count.....so i herd my prize back towards our dorm...as it turned out she resided in the same building on a much lower floor....my guess is she had to be on a lower floor for weight restrictions and engineering guidelines......she stopped once or twice along the way to graze but eventually we arrived.....she told me she wanted to stop by her room first to change and freshen up....her words....i assumed freshen up meant covering up her tattoo on her side of inspection by the meat and game warden.....i go up to my floor and walk into the lounge on our floor to find 4 or 5 of the guys there drinking beer and talking of the 180 pound big girl "Pete" brought home to win the prize.....i casually mentioned,,stop the presses....i have that doubled i think and they should send someone to my room in 10 minutes for verification purposes....i agreed to leave my door unlocked.......
so back in my room.....a hear a soft knock...ok maybe the thundering and pounding of her hooves on the floor was the first sign of the impending titty tsunami soon to be flooding my village but its my story i heard the knock,,soft and dainty i recall......she walks in and unzips a terry cloth robe and she is naked underneath ......i immediately hear a rush of air and i realize its all the air in my body looking to escape knowing if she gets on top of me im going to be breathless anyway.....i dont recall the next few minutes since my brain was devoid of air, but then, there I was , getting my desk chair and placing it next to the bed so i can stand on it to climb aboard the ss heffer as she lay on my bed
conscious of the fact to achieve such a height i was risking a nose bleed.......then i was inside her...or at least between two folds...who knows i was a virgin no longer or at the very least i may find a tucked away sandwich or 2 that had fallen from the vast orifice she called a mouth......unbeknownst to me...her arrival at my door was witnessed and there was no doubt who would win that evening if proof of consumation was obtained....the others soon made sure of that......as i began huffing and puffing...no not sex...i was still climbing to get on top...the door swung open and there were the other participants along with 4 or 5 others including the 2 very hot girls from across the hall.....my date didnt seem to mind and me being a perfect gentleman. who was I to derive her of her pleasure......needless to say,,,,i was victorious....
.and then came the day after........so im having lunch with the 2 hot girls from across the hall, both i might add dated all american football players and had no problem with me, the virgin, with their girlfriends,,,,the girls both start to laugh and then point and tell me,,,look..theres your girlfriend...now at the time i had no idea they witnessed this and being drunk did not recall what the girl looked like anyway....when i look up....i think. oh my gosh...we are having an eclipse....nope...just an award winner
went on plentyoffish.com drunk at midnight one night maybe 8-9 months ago.... i started chatting very girls pic i saw i doidnt even care what they looked like ...... 1 girl responded and i said listen i dont want to talk on here u need to call me now, and she did
and i told her i didnt know what it was about her but i just thought she was a smoke and we had to meet that night, or else i would never talk to her again... so she drove about 45 mins to my house (with my parents sleeping), i literally looked at her page 10 mins before she came over and she was about 250 a college hockey goalie i believe....
Girl comes to my house, 400lbs sweatshirt, and pants no joke, with a little puppy , and shes expecting me to go with her , i said no your staying here she goes nooo i want you to sleep over (mind u i never met), she comes into my house in my basement were literally sitting there i dont know what to do, the buzz has worn off. She goes what do u wanna do, I go to kiss her and she has no idea how to kiss,
I play with her tits and go to finger her and literally couldnt find it, there was so much garbage in the way and it was heavy. I gave up... She goes what do u want from me , i could head? she goes my specialty so im thinking fat girls give great head, it was horrendous, worst think ive ever encountered.... I told her it wasnt going to work i couldnt bust, And she left my house i told her i had plans very early but wed hang out the next day
and i never heard from her again
No one believes you. You're a loser that has to resort to stealing from people over the internet. You're scum of the earth and should do the world a favor and kill yourself.
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Quote Originally Posted by hollywoodundead:
went on plentyoffish.com drunk at midnight one night maybe 8-9 months ago.... i started chatting very girls pic i saw i doidnt even care what they looked like ...... 1 girl responded and i said listen i dont want to talk on here u need to call me now, and she did
and i told her i didnt know what it was about her but i just thought she was a smoke and we had to meet that night, or else i would never talk to her again... so she drove about 45 mins to my house (with my parents sleeping), i literally looked at her page 10 mins before she came over and she was about 250 a college hockey goalie i believe....
Girl comes to my house, 400lbs sweatshirt, and pants no joke, with a little puppy , and shes expecting me to go with her , i said no your staying here she goes nooo i want you to sleep over (mind u i never met), she comes into my house in my basement were literally sitting there i dont know what to do, the buzz has worn off. She goes what do u wanna do, I go to kiss her and she has no idea how to kiss,
I play with her tits and go to finger her and literally couldnt find it, there was so much garbage in the way and it was heavy. I gave up... She goes what do u want from me , i could head? she goes my specialty so im thinking fat girls give great head, it was horrendous, worst think ive ever encountered.... I told her it wasnt going to work i couldnt bust, And she left my house i told her i had plans very early but wed hang out the next day
and i never heard from her again
No one believes you. You're a loser that has to resort to stealing from people over the internet. You're scum of the earth and should do the world a favor and kill yourself.
About some 10 years ago in a bar around the Toronto area I met a heifer who smelled like pepperoni, that wanted one last fling before marrying some sexually challenged guy that mixed cement for a living in his parents business.
Seeing that she paid for drinks and the hotel room....I gave her a mercy-bang cause I felt sorry for her.
Fat desperate ones give the best head.
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About some 10 years ago in a bar around the Toronto area I met a heifer who smelled like pepperoni, that wanted one last fling before marrying some sexually challenged guy that mixed cement for a living in his parents business.
Seeing that she paid for drinks and the hotel room....I gave her a mercy-bang cause I felt sorry for her.
went on plentyoffish.com drunk at midnight one night maybe 8-9 months ago.... i started chatting very girls pic i saw i doidnt even care what they looked like ...... 1 girl responded and i said listen i dont want to talk on here u need to call me now, and she did
and i told her i didnt know what it was about her but i just thought she was a smoke and we had to meet that night, or else i would never talk to her again... so she drove about 45 mins to my house (with my parents sleeping), i literally looked at her page 10 mins before she came over and she was about 250 a college hockey goalie i believe....
Girl comes to my house, 400lbs sweatshirt, and pants no joke, with a little puppy , and shes expecting me to go with her , i said no your staying here she goes nooo i want you to sleep over (mind u i never met), she comes into my house in my basement were literally sitting there i dont know what to do, the buzz has worn off. She goes what do u wanna do, I go to kiss her and she has no idea how to kiss,
I play with her tits and go to finger her and literally couldnt find it, there was so much garbage in the way and it was heavy. I gave up... She goes what do u want from me , i could head? she goes my specialty so im thinking fat girls give great head, it was horrendous, worst think ive ever encountered.... I told her it wasnt going to work i couldnt bust, And she left my house i told her i had plans very early but wed hang out the next day
and i never heard from her again
Shut the darn up you lying thief. No1 gives 2 shits you are scum of the earth.
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Quote Originally Posted by hollywoodundead:
went on plentyoffish.com drunk at midnight one night maybe 8-9 months ago.... i started chatting very girls pic i saw i doidnt even care what they looked like ...... 1 girl responded and i said listen i dont want to talk on here u need to call me now, and she did
and i told her i didnt know what it was about her but i just thought she was a smoke and we had to meet that night, or else i would never talk to her again... so she drove about 45 mins to my house (with my parents sleeping), i literally looked at her page 10 mins before she came over and she was about 250 a college hockey goalie i believe....
Girl comes to my house, 400lbs sweatshirt, and pants no joke, with a little puppy , and shes expecting me to go with her , i said no your staying here she goes nooo i want you to sleep over (mind u i never met), she comes into my house in my basement were literally sitting there i dont know what to do, the buzz has worn off. She goes what do u wanna do, I go to kiss her and she has no idea how to kiss,
I play with her tits and go to finger her and literally couldnt find it, there was so much garbage in the way and it was heavy. I gave up... She goes what do u want from me , i could head? she goes my specialty so im thinking fat girls give great head, it was horrendous, worst think ive ever encountered.... I told her it wasnt going to work i couldnt bust, And she left my house i told her i had plans very early but wed hang out the next day
and i never heard from her again
Shut the darn up you lying thief. No1 gives 2 shits you are scum of the earth.
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