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Fondling a ballsack that ends up not being yours . . . . scary story

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does everybody on this site just make up bullshit stories to tell?

So your fondling supposedly your own balls, which turn out to be your buddies and you didnt realize this as soon as you touched the balls that they didnt belong to you?

Really why dont you go make these stupid kinds of posts on some other website.

whole site is being invaded by teenage kids

 
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Sounds like that was the appetizer to what next time will be "he accidently slip his finger is my asshole" as we were watching the game. So I can save you time and re-title your thread:

Has any of your friends ever wondered how your ass taste?

Just admit you like it and enjoy dude.

 
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Edouble see thats why im.here because this whole thing has kinda taken off and is starting to get very strange like you mention. Do i just play along or do i end this charade.now and risk offending a friend. Id rather have to rub a sack here and there than lose a good friend
 
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worst thread. ever.

 
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Calicunt...want to fantasize about stroking men's ballsacksl...you fn fairy motherfucker...take that shit to the gay sites you waste of fn flesh...either that or pm theonecunt...he loves cock too...
 
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MP1 has has finally found what hes been looking for. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by CalifDreamin:

Sorry ive been gone we just woke up from a nap. Anyways, things really got weird once my friend let out that moan and i realized what was going on. I mean i never intended for this to happen but i also didnt want to disrespect a friend by acting like it was an accident also so i was in a real bind. Would you guys have admitted your mistake and left the room or would you have played it off and finished the job?

 

So it WASN'T an accident after all.

 
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 attention person/nut handler

 
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Go apply for job working for Planter's Peanuts....
 
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Cali dont listen to the haters .... btw I have a bunch of friend with a house on fire Island want to know if you and your boy want to come over for opening day of the NFL season?  Dont worry the hand cream is free!
 
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So my friend wants to make this a normal thing now what do you guys think? Do i tell him it was an accident and risk hurting his feelings or should i just keep playing along like i have been? Man life really throws some tough spots at you
 
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Buy him a CD.....Billy Squire's  '' Stroke Me "...
 
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First of all, you don't ACCIDENTALLY play with someone's.., now you are claiming you might play along just to avoid hurting his feelings??
 
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when people post useless bullshit like this, they should no longer be allowed to make posts
 
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I remember CalifDreamAss was all over VegasJunkie for posting a fake story...now he comes on posting this BS...at least VegasJunkie's fairy tale was entertaining to read...  
 
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What a stupid fake story
Histrionic personality disorder. It's sad
 
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Guys sorry if some of you are offended by my story, thats why i posted it here in the box. Can someone just give me some advice? Should i cut him off or should i continue to play along?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by CalifDreamin:

Guys sorry if some of you are offended by my story, thats why i posted it here in the box. Can someone just give me some advice? Should i cut him off or should i continue to play along?
SOUNDS  LIKE YOU WANT TO PLAY ALONG. TIME TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET.
 
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Advice? Shut up with this stupid fake made up story. There you go. Pretty fucking pathetic.
Histrionic personality disorder. It's sad
 
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you seem to like it go for it ............. before you know it you will marching in the pride parade ...
 
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advice?...same as I would to onecunt...marry him so he can get you pregnant legally...
 
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ask spiderboy, hes an expert on this type of subject content
 
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Quote Originally Posted by cd329:

ask spiderboy, hes an expert on this type of subject content


do you have expressive dysphasia
 
 
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