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FIVE FUKKING YEARS AGO AND STILL NOBODY GETS IT...

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Yeah, nobody seams to notice, nobody seams to care.

You'all just hold the fort while I get the fukk outta here in 9 1/2 months.

You poor stupid fukking ignorant person just keep holding the fort.

I'll be sending postcards from Belize.

Don't be hating on me because I'm the only one with THE PLAN.


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Saw him in HS  1976..funny dude..
 
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the late George Carlin THE greatest "Standup Philosopher" EVER. the man is truely missed
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:

Yeah, nobody seams to notice, nobody seams to care.

You'all just hold the fort while I get the fukk outta here in 9 1/2 months.

You poor stupid fukking ignorant person just keep holding the fort.

I'll be sending postcards from Belize.

Don't be hating on me because I'm the only one with THE PLAN.



Look, I love the Caribbean and the Eastern Gulf of Mexico more than anyone, but don't forget where you got the money to afford your retirement paradise, if in fact it comes to fruition. 
 
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The cards are stacked against you. The game is rigged. You aren't going to win. They own you. They own the elections. They own the politicians.
 
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I saw him at the MGM in LV before he went on a rant against the audience and got sent down the road.

He was very bitter and biting the night I saw him. He was very outspoken yet very correct about our country's indentured servitude to our corporate/military masters.

They select our candidates. We vote on their top 2 contenders.
 
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I saw him at the MGM in LV before he went on a rant against the audience and got sent down the road.

He was very bitter and biting the night I saw him. He was very outspoken yet very correct about our country's indentured servitude to our corporate/military masters.

They select our candidates. We vote on their top 2 contenders.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by starwink:

I saw him at the MGM in LV before he went on a rant against the audience and got sent down the road.

He was very bitter and biting the night I saw him. He was very outspoken yet very correct about our country's indentured servitude to our corporate/military masters.

They select our candidates. We vote on their top 2 contenders.

Take life easier. Don't stress out. DD knows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58YGrlYlfFQ. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Getty3:


Look, I love the Caribbean and the Eastern Gulf of Mexico more than anyone, but don't forget where you got the money to afford your retirement paradise, if in fact it comes to fruition. 



GUYS - YOU HAVE TO HAVE A PLAN

This IS NOT the USA I grew up with.  The Country as I knew it is LONG GONE.  I got most of my money from a Teamster job.  Worked hard.  Very hard.  And earned every dime of it.  Was like going to the gym every day and getting paid to do it.  That job gave me the healthy body and mind I still have at age 57.  It's true - when you have your health you have everything.  Those type of middle class jobs are not here anymore. 

Some small real estate investments helped the cause.  Wifey is ten years younger than I and owns an annuity that increases by $2K a month in 2015.  How many people can say they are getting a $25K raise next year?  Not in this day and age.  Not rich by any means but I have more than your average Joe and I have my health and I have a plan.  Belize has been three years in planning.  Not going to fukk it up because I have been working the plan.




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Quote Originally Posted by shrimp1958:

Saw him in HS  1976..funny dude..

Wow. GC is my bible. Given anything to see him live in '76 but I was only 10. Parents saw him half a dozen times.

 

Goose, I know Belize real well. You'll love it.

 
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It's a big club... and you ain't in it!

You and I are not in the big club.
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SAS trains in Belize. Hilarious bunch.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by searchwarrant:

SAS trains in Belize. Hilarious bunch.



I am not going anywhere near the interior.

Have no interest in looking at ancient Mayan ruins.

Just give me my beach and my margarita. 
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When the going gets tough,the tough get going

Keep your chin up and march forward

 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:




I am not going anywhere near the interior.

Have no interest in looking at ancient Mayan ruins.

Just give me my beach and my margarita. 

I'll tour ya g, Tikal in Guatamala is amazing. SAS train in one of the best areas. Ambergris Caye. No firing, just tactics. Good people in the interior, get to know ém and best market fresh fruit and vegetables is fantastic.

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:




GUYS - YOU HAVE TO HAVE A PLAN

This IS NOT the USA I grew up with.  The Country as I knew it is LONG GONE.  I got most of my money from a Teamster job.  Worked hard.  Very hard.  And earned every dime of it.  Was like going to the gym every day and getting paid to do it.  That job gave me the healthy body and mind I still have at age 57.  It's true - when you have your health you have everything.  Those type of middle class jobs are not here anymore. 

Some small real estate investments helped the cause.  Wifey is ten years younger than I and owns an annuity that increases by $2K a month in 2015.  How many people can say they are getting a $25K raise next year?  Not in this day and age.  Not rich by any means but I have more than your average Joe and I have my health and I have a plan.  Belize has been three years in planning.  Not going to fukk it up because I have been working the plan.




Everything changes,sun moon earth and certainly people and societies.Some say for the good, others not so much.I'm happy for ya Hoss,love it when a plan comes together.
 
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25% unemployment and the 5th highest murder rate in the world.

you'll be killed within 12 months.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by smarterthanyou:

25% unemployment and the 5th highest murder rate in the world.

you'll be killed within 12 months.


 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:

FIVE FUKKING YEARS AGO AND STILL NOBODY GETS IT...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acLW1vFO-2Q
STOP BEING IGNORANT U F*CK. DONT SAY NOBODY GETS IT. PEOPLE GET IT AND REFUSE TO GROW A SET OF BALLS AND DO SOMETHING. I GET IT AND AM WAGING WAR ON THOSE RESPONSIBLE AS AN ARMY OF ONE.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by smarterthanyou:

25% unemployment and the 5th highest murder rate in the world.

you'll be killed within 12 months.




Those statistics are skewed by the crime in the Capital, Belize City.

That's like saying I'm going to live in Coastal Southern California but let's include crime rates from NYC, Chicago, DC, St Louis and Detroit.

Meaningless.

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who says you'll be killed by THEM?  you might be killed by the whoore you're shacking up with after she finds out you're banging the locals.
 
 
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