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Quote Originally Posted by chic-cardinals:

Quote Originally Posted by benhogan76: Quote Originally Posted by chic-cardinals: Quote Originally Posted by Doja45: Everything you need to know about life can be learned from Ghost Dog. Aka “The fucking bird man!” 2 of my favorites below “There is surely nothing other than the single purpose of the moment. A man's whole life is a succession of moment after moment. If one fully understands the present moment, there is nothing left to do, and nothing else to pursue.”   ”There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you still get the same soaking. This understanding extends to everything.”  Both are vague and directionless. Don't really say anything (((You angry he didn’t give you credit? GFY.  In truth, I've said plenty of profound things here in the last two years that people simply can't accept.
lie  GFY.

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 “Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.”

About once a month I get asked a question so stupid this quote comes to mind, and I have to bite my tongue.

https://youtu.be/mGN1jvTsNCU

 
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"I was picketed a few days ago by some youngsters in California, they had signs that said Make Love Not War, problem was it didn't look like they were capable of doing either"

Ronald Reagan

(It is more of a quip than a quote, but a quote nonetheless)

 
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"Stop it, get some help."

- McDonald's employee #2300023

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"If you're going to Shoot a man,Shoot don't Talk about it" - Tico...The Good,The Bad and The Ugly"

 
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Are you such a f*cking loser,you can't tell when you've won?

 
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A few from probably the most quotable movie ever made,

Fred Jung:"Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust,and when you're up,it's never as good as it seems,and when you're down,you never think you'll be up again,but life goes on.Remember that.Money isn't real, George.It doesn't matter.It only seems like it does"

Young George:"Are you gonna tell mom that"

Fred Jung:"Yeah,that's gonna be a tricky one"

 

 

 

Diego Delgado:"Do you have a dream, George?"

George Jung:"Well,I would if I could get some f*cking sleep"

 
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Quote Originally Posted by MrWhatsItToYa:

A few from probably the most quotable movie ever made, Fred Jung:"Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust,and when you're up,it's never as good as it seems,and when you're down,you never think you'll be up again,but life goes on.Remember that.Money isn't real, George.It doesn't matter.It only seems like it does" Young George:"Are you gonna tell mom that" Fred Jung:"Yeah,that's gonna be a tricky one"       Diego Delgado:"Do you have a dream, George?" George Jung:"Well,I would if I could get some f*cking sleep"

Not one I'd rank in the most quotable category but an underappreciated biopic none the less. Also one of my earliest DVDs cause, you know... Reasons.

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Lock Stock has a million good quotes, but the “I think I’ll keep it” is a gem:

Nick the Greek: Dunno, Tom. Seems expensive.
Tom: Seems? Well, this seems to be a waste of my time. That is a 900 nicker in any shop you're lucky enough to find one in. And you're complaining about 200? What school of finance did you study? It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the sale of the fucking century. In fact, fuck it, Nick, I think I'll keep it!

 
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Posted: #35

Keep at it.
 
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Johnny Depp:This is grade A 100% pure Colombian cocaine ladies and gentlemen.Disco shit.Pure as the driven snow.

Bobcat Goldthwait:Do you mind if I do a line?

Depp:Yea,go ahead.F*ck it let's all do one.

Bobcat:I can't feel my face.I mean I can touch it,but I can't feel it.

 
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“Laziness is the secret ingredient that goes into failure. But it’s only kept a secret from the person who fails.”

 
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Quote Originally Posted by MrWhatsItToYa:

Johnny Depp:This is grade A 100% pure Colombian cocaine ladies and gentlemen.Disco shit.Pure as the driven snow. Bobcat Goldthwait:Do you mind if I do a line? Depp:Yea,go ahead.F*ck it let's all do one. Bobcat:I can't feel my face.I mean I can touch it,but I can't feel it.

Quotes about how cool cocaine is? 

You’re either 18 years old or a loser. Which one is it? 

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Quote Originally Posted by I_Need_A_Detox:

Quote Originally Posted by MrWhatsItToYa: Johnny Depp:This is grade A 100% pure Colombian cocaine ladies and gentlemen.Disco shit.Pure as the driven snow. Bobcat Goldthwait:Do you mind if I do a line? Depp:Yea,go ahead.F*ck it let's all do one. Bobcat:I can't feel my face.I mean I can touch it,but I can't feel it. Quotes about how cool cocaine is?  You’re either 18 years old or a loser. Which one is it?
Where do I say anything about if cocaine is cool or not?I actually can't stand coke and hate doing it.To me it's a very addictive drug,and I've seen it affect a lot of people's lives negatively.But the again I'm not the guy who named himself "I need a detox",so I guess your weak *ss had a problem with a drug,next time try and have some self control you mental weakling.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by MrWhatsItToYa:

Quote Originally Posted by I_Need_A_Detox: Quote Originally Posted by MrWhatsItToYa: Johnny Depp:This is grade A 100% pure Colombian cocaine ladies and gentlemen.Disco shit.Pure as the driven snow. Bobcat Goldthwait:Do you mind if I do a line? Depp:Yea,go ahead.F*ck it let's all do one. Bobcat:I can't feel my face.I mean I can touch it,but I can't feel it. Quotes about how cool cocaine is?  You’re either 18 years old or a loser. Which one is it?Where do I say anything about if cocaine is cool or not?I actually can't stand coke and hate doing it.To me it's a very addictive drug,and I've seen it affect a lot of people's lives negatively.But the again I'm not the guy who named himself "I need a detox",so I guess your weak *ss had a problem with a drug,next time try and have some self control you mental weakling.
Just remember detox "Personal Responsibility".Maybe this quote will help you,"Don't mess with a needle or a spoon".

 
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Posted: #41

You come across as very poor and smelly. 

 
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And you come across as dainty and fragile,just like the little girl your mother always wanted you to be.

 
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Posted: #43

I’ve been voted the toughest man on Nantucket 3 years in a row 

 

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Posted: #44

@I_Need_A_Detox

 

Dont sell yourself short. You have been voted the biggest douche on covers for 11 years in a row peace_5

 
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 “Whereas what we have here a bunch of fig eaters wearing towels on their head trying to find reverse on a soviet tank.”

 Walter Sobchak

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Quote Originally Posted by I_Need_A_Detox:

I’ve been voted the toughest man on Nantucket 3 years in a row
How many years for man with worst cable?

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 Ya but as usual your leaving out part of the story,the title of what was voted on was "Who's the toughest man to try and get laid on nantucket",and yes you probably have won that 3 years in a row,congrats on that queeny.I'm sure your friends(ya thats what their called) and family are very proud.Whats the trophy look like,a little sniveling coward, sitting and crying in the corner?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by MrWhatsItToYa:

@I_Need_A_Detox  Ya but as usual your leaving out part of the story,the title of what was voted on was "Who's the toughest man to try and get laid on nantucket",and yes you probably have won that 3 years in a row,congrats on that queeny.I'm sure your friends(ya thats what their called) and family are very proud.Whats the trophy look like,a little sniveling coward, sitting and crying in the corner?

That’s a very well written post. 

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Quote Originally Posted by MrWhatsItToYa:

@I_Need_A_Detox  Ya but as usual your leaving out part of the story,the title of what was voted on was "Who's the toughest man to try and get laid on nantucket",and yes you probably have won that 3 years in a row,congrats on that queeny.I'm sure your friends(ya thats what their called) and family are very proud.Whats the trophy look like,a little sniveling coward, sitting and crying in the corner?

Would you like to try this again?  I counted 15 and stopped.  peace_5

 
 
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"Never hate jealous people. They are jealous because they think you are better than them."

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