Gulf Shores Alabama

Very nice condos right on the Gulf of Mexico.

Very reasonable prices too!

You can still post on Covers with your feet in the ocean.

Who thought of this?

I’ve been drunk for 3 days straight.

Ive been to St. Augustine, Daytona, San Diego.

All are nice but you can’t beat the prices here on the Redneck Riviera.

I hide my Badger roots by saying “Thank you ma’am, thank you sir” whenever I speak.

@Cranky_Hank

Stay on the porch 

  You gotta let the big dog eat!

(I’m picking up on these local colloquialisms)

If you can’t run with the big dogs, stay on the porch.

Are you from Alabama trainwreck?

@Cranky_Hank

Canada . Worked in Northport Alabama many moons ago though 

Amazing state!!!

Every time I go down a YouTube rabbit hole on bass fishing vids it is almost always Alabama.

@Cranky_Hank

Depends on where you go . Was still divided according to race . Havnt really made the leap into 2022 yet

We flew into Pensacola then drove down the coast.

Pensacola was very seedy at best.  Apparently an excellent place to get tattoos and a massage though.

Lots of personal injury attorney billboards too!

Thanks for the effort, but we can still spot you a mile away.

I was working in Prattville, Alabama for a few days in 1998.  I was supposed to be meeting some suit from Chicago at an out-of-the-way gas station.  He couldn't find the place and thought he'd stop into a local bar to ask for directions.  The bartender asked him if he knew where I-65 was.  The suit said yup.  The bartender said it's easy to find, just get on I-65 and go north about 600 miles, now get outta my bar ya damn yankee.  This conversation was relayed to me over the phone about an hour later - it took the suit that long to get a phone signal.  He ended up sending down someone else from Atlanta who fit in a little better.

Scared the shit out of me driving.

Get in a wreck, the lawyers will be there before the ambulance.

Ive been told my accent is something between John Wayne and Clint Eastwood. 

@Cranky_Hank

 Head east on highway 182 a couple miles to the FL state line.  There you will find the Flora-Bama yacht club, which is a beach bar and restaurant that sits half in FL and half in AL.  They have great live music, good seafood and plenty of excellent people watching.

hog control (wild pigs, not the ones TW likes) with tannerite is my new favorite

We drove by it on our way here.  I told my wife that place is packed for the Florida/Bama game.  They always show that bar on ESPN.

Where are the pics of you strolling the beach/poolside in your thong bathing suit with a flower vase filled to the brim complete with big arse umbrella stirrer in one hand and the transistor radio in the other. 

John Wayne never wore a thong.

Just leather chaps and a dusty hat.