Chic , you’re really surprising me here , there’s more than meets the eye with you …..
you’re like optimus prime , transforming right here in front of all of us , let’s see your mettle , so to speak , by ingesting these syllable mushrooms , and catapulting yourself into a walk ………by taking a trip on the wild side …..
Stu already praised your eclectic choice in music , and has now deemed you an acceptable choice as a companion to travel and visit with him the multitude of rock festivals popping up , in , and all around , the surrounding San Bernadino and Napa Valley areas…..
by any chance , do you like Cabernet ?
let’s get a little more acquainted with the man inside the meat puppet skin suit , concealing the wonderful butterfly that’s just waiting to spread it’s wings , and soar into the stratosphere of godamm legendary beautifulness….
come fly with me …..
Conspiracy theories aside , what makes you tick ?
I’m not asking if you have ticks , by way of your choice of outdoor shorts apparel , and those little buggers propensity to dive right into your Venus flytrap leg hair when you’re on your riding mower in the backyard taking care of your property …..
oh no ….
I mean what gets your juices flowing ?
like what gets your taint all red and puffy like those baboons out in the jungle that show off their hind quarters attempting to attract a mate ?
like some kind of fucking animal kingdom red light district ?
and who’s your favorite president ?
do you currently have any belly button lint residing in that dark hole of doom at the bottom of your Budweiser belly ?
what’s your favorite sport to bet on ? Biggest win ? Worst loss ?
inquiring minds high on the green leaf want to know …..
I haven’t had this much anticipation to a verdict since the O.J . trial …….
Segueing perfectly into the question….. that if you’re with a lady friend , and it fits ? do you stick it in ?
if so ….
Lambskin ? or Latex ?
you have a third nipple ?
and finally …… what was on your kindergarten lunchbox ?…..
whew ! I’m beat , this whole gettin’ to know ya stuff is taxing …….
but I can’t be held accountable , this is some good shit !!
BACK PATTING and KISSING threads are like passing HAM SANDWICHES around over and over-wall