Guy dresses up as Mexican. Mexicans dont mind/care. Only white people complain

Wow . very enlightening . very informative….

you sound like more of a real American than any 80s Hulk Hogan song I’ve ever heard , but I have to admit I’d be worried if you tried to rip off your shirt for fear of you dislocating your shoulder ….. are you in good shape ? can you pop off like two or three push-ups ?

nah , fuck it , I know you’re a monster , guy that believes the things you do has to have it all tidy and top notch on the body is a temple tip ……

amirite ?

I bet there’s no trouble at all for you when opening that Chi-Chi’s brand salsa jar , you get dat sumbitch open on the first swipe and thrust your tortilla chip right in there like a newlywed groom to his wife’s cunnt on his honeymoon as soon as he brings his bags up to his hotel room after a long flight …….

but nothing in this world is perfect , God created cockroaches , and beer costs upwards of 16 dollars at some baseball stadiums so …..

I’m worried that when you did rip off your shirt with ease Hulkster style that your man boobs would come flopping out like 2 Yo-Yos or two twin sisters bungee jumping after they got liquored up on spring break and decided to try something new and crazy ….

just bouncing there …..

you got gynecomastia or is your shit on point like a prime Dolph Lundgren on the juice ?

before you make your omelette in the morning do you say to your eggs “ I must break you ?….

“

Yo , Charlie Brown ?

Dat Lucy was a bitch , I often wonder if when they got older and Charlie started mackin’ it around town like a boss , if Lucy came up to him sayin like “ sorry about what I did to your balls all the time , pull down your pants and let me make it up to you , and your real balls … “

then he’d unzip and he would have one stupid squiggly hair on each nut like that shit that’s on top of his head …..

Only bald bad ass motherfucker as guns of the Navarone crazy as Charlie was Tupac ….

But Charlie was what ? Like 7 years old ? I betcha he had that “ can’t grow hair “ disorder like former NBA player Charlie Villanueva … sounds right …. Unless of course his barber was just a dick ……

and don’t even get me started on Peppermint Pattie , come on , I know all you motherfuckers as little kids musta been wonderin’…..

is that a boy or a girl ? maybe he/she was our first introduction to all this gender identity stuff brouhaha-ing it’s way across the globe ….

peppermint pattie that Neil Armstrong to the rainbow son 

much respect to that ….

you see , you get to know somebody , instead of just making assumptions , and you find out they’re just like you , and friendships are born …

and this reminds me ….

earlier I referenced Rocky 4 , and imma do it again …… to all those that don’t know the “ true “ chic …..

” you see ? you see ? he’s not a machine !!!!! he’s a man !!!! “

and to anybody that wants to play the Rocky with his “ deer caught in the headlights look “ in their eyes , thinking and waiting , holding out hope about getting retribution , I will say one more thing said by Rocky and Apollo’s trainer……

” throw the towel ! throw the damn towel !!! “

@spockgato

 I don't be in San Bernardino or Napa. You might randomly catch me in Napa but you couldn't pay me enough to spend time in San Bernardino. Eastern San Bernardino County is fine. Wonderful even. Places like Joshua Tree and such but the city...

@spockgato

 And Charlie never became a mack when he got older. Schroeder had all the bitches though. Except Peppermint Patty, for obvious reasons.

@StumpTownStu

 Peppermint Patty was trans, using every pronoun in the english language

@Hugh_Jorgan

I fucked her or him

@Hugh_Jorgan

I fucked her or him

Shrimps computer is fucking terrible and this store is a mess 

Come on , ok , all fair points , but can we at least all agree Linus was a needy “ gets too attached “ son of a bitch ?

I mean , yeah , I’m sure he grew out of carrying around that fucking blanket everywhere , but that motherfucker probably just replaced it with something else ….

he was probably like that kid in high school who got his first girlfriend , got dumped , then stalked the shit out of her ….

even going as far as to slip his little waist through the open window of her Celica GT and jerk off in the back seat while sobbing profusely….

then he’d follow her home from school , to band practice , and even got caught peeping in her windows ….

not long after I’m sure he ended up in a mental institution for “ societal reprogramming “

sad life that clingy bastard musta led …..

i wonder whatever happened to that piece of shit 

Peppermint patty...

Maybe Peppermint Pattie was just a tomboy…

then when she get got older , she grew out her hair , began wearing makeup , and starting wearing clothes that accentuated her curves , thus getting attention from the boys , and leading her to eventually gravitate towards the dick …..

or she coulda got a little husky , deciding to wear flannels and combat boots during the cold season , while leading her school’s softball team in RBI’s , extra base hits , Wins , and a scintillating batting average of .669 during the spring months…..

maybe in the summer she went to a special camp for girls just like her …..

we’ll never know ….. it’s all just speculation 

Just like D.B. Cooper ….. it’s a mystery ….

Cliche response from a guy that calls himself Hugh_Jorgan,. Sureeeeee

Yeah...fuck that guy 

Well, no,I didn't say that. Let's not go overboard 

PP is literally mint.

Chic , you just gotta talk to ‘em , with that quiet confidence , if a lady walks into your area I don’t want you to shy away , look down , and blink a thousand times , all the while trying to stop yourself from hyperventilating and passing out from the feeling of dizziness due to all the blood rushing to your nether regions …..

fuck that dogg . you’re chic-cardinal from covers.com…….

you not gettin’ inside and opening up the meat curtains , and getting a glimpse of the bright sunny day since the late 70s ain’t a conspiracy buddy……

it’s for lack of trying , and/or worrying too much , plus a dash of needing just a bit more self esteem ……

I want you to get out there , put your good shoes on , like those white ones Chevy Chase donned in Vacation , and dominate …..

I won’t take no for an answer pal , we’ve been through too much , it’s like Nam , and I’m carrying the tiny morsel of your limp body over my shoulder like a rolled up carpet and leading you to safety….

when I’m done with you , you’ll be able to walk into any room , at any time , with any class of people and know that they’re thinking just this :

” This guy FUCKS …. “

Be well 

@chic-cardinals

We are all friends now...that outty belly button will move down about 9 inches and we will get you that girl come hell or highwater 

Please don’t sabotage all the hard work I’ve put in , it’s beginning to bear fruit , you comin’ in here stomping all around my garden in your player hatin’ high heeled stilettos ain’t doin nothin’ but havin’ chic get nervous and fidgety again and wanting to scurry underground …..

this ain’t whackamole , this is nurturing and care …..

I don’t know your upbringing , or what you were taught , or if you were thrown into a dark basement to play with the rats solely because you dropped your dinner fork during “ sloppy joe and chicken skin night “ while inside your ultra critical and strict disciplinarian household…..

but that shit will never grow wings and fly round these parts as long as oxygen finds its way into my bloodstream …..

I’m glad that you managed to wrestle away at least a few chunks of cheese from those rodents in your basement though …..

so that you could find the nourishment to at least grow enough and live long enough to find your way to a computer ……

so you could get completely obliterated in any and all forms of technological correspondence by the likes of me because I’m defecating so hard in your chest it makes the shit coming out of your mouth look like a small bowl of Moligatani in comparison to my T-bone steak …..

you eat paint chips as a kid ? you grow up underneath power lines ?

what kind of pansy ass froot loop thinks it’s a good idea to over estimate the intricacy of his DNA by taking steps into a territory he is neither skillful enough or prepared correctly enough to traverse ….

yeah , you got a water bottle and high hopes , you can definitely make it on that trek across the scintillating and unrelenting heat of that desert 

And get that motherfucking avatar off of my screen because the only stop motion shit going on here is my words putting a screeching halt to any punk motherfucker that wants to talk out of turn …..

Now tell me what you want for Christmas little boy and I’ll make it all up to you , though right now , at this point , I’m sure you’d take just a new pair of underoos cuz you pissed your motherfuckin’ dragonball Z pajamas ….

K ?

recycled garbage motherfuckers , I pity the fool , you wanna keep going ? If so , My prediction ? 

Looking into the camera with a steely eyed gaze : “ Pain “

K

Good , I’m glad that we got that out of the way 

I’d hate to duplicate the absolute annihilation I performed on others here with my bombardment of truth bombs that left them a mere bag of skeleton bones and dried up feces ….

plus it wouldn’t look good for your cool guy reputation to run like a buxom teenager in fear for your life like some girl in the woods in one of those generic horror movies by complaining in the help forum …..

oh no ! ……..you fell down !…… with terror in your mascara eyes !…..

after booking it as fast as your wide hips could generate the force and power required to move your smooth hairless legs ……

while I didn’t even disrupt my gait , and nonchalantly just cruised into your general vicinity munching on some pringles while checking yesterday’s baseball scores on my phone disinterested like I just walked by a homeless guy’s outstretched hand that’s holding a cup …..

I’m glad this is resolved . i feel better about the situation now . I’d hate for you to have to start making up lies , one after another , in a procession of pomp and circumstance that would even put this queen Elizabeth burial to shame …..

Like that decrepit beef jerky faced rickety 900 year old knight too weak to even lift his sword at the end of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade ……. “ you have chosen wisely ….. “

How old is this guy?

The act is  old, it's tired. We can grow but apparently you can't. 

I don’t give a fuck what that mister potato head lookin’ Bette midler said , cuz chic , you are the wind beneath my wings……

yo , how’d that plenty of fish date go ? you hit the skins ? hope you wrapped up the jimmy extra tight , you don’t wanna go out like willy lump lump , know what I’m sayin ? who’s that ??? nah , nothin’ , nothin’ , don’t worry about it , don’t worry about it …..

you’re right chic , you’re absolutely right , it’s like what Rocky said to the Russian crowd that gathered to watch him face their champion and booed him mercilessly throughout the fight only to be won over by the sheer will and tenacity of that slurred mouth motherfucker …..

” If you can change , and I can change , everybody can …( unintelligible ) “

but whatever he said they must have enjoyed it because they cheered and roared like the crowds do here in the U.S. when the home team in basketball prevents the opposition from getting to 100 points thus ensuring everyone in attendance of getting a taco filled with meat from a tube and paper lettuce ….

holy fuck . you’d think everyone in the arena was gettin’ a Rolls Royce with spinner rims and some fresh 21 year old pusssy sitting inside of it the way they go batshit crazy when the visiting team misses two freethrows in a row too …..

It’s a fucking Frosty people !

it’s like milk and ice cream , they don’t even put bourbon in it or nothin’……

but I digress , change and growth , yes , ah the cornerstones to any nutritious life experience ….

let me ask you somethin’……

what if Huckleberry Finn just decided to follow in the footsteps of his vagabond drunkard father ? or gave in to the racist societal pressure of the times and turned Jim in ?

he could of easily wilted and folded and fallen to the side like the useless flaccid penis of some overweight man with erectile dysfunction …. but he didn’t !

He changed and grew , through observation and experience , into a giant rock hard salami stick of learning , into a better more well rounded person , and completely fucked the shit out of ignorance’s pusssy ……

ya dig ?

I’m not sure , this is some good weed , there’s gotta be a message in there somewhere ….

God bless chic , keep bangin’ 

” If you can change , and I can change , everybody can …( unintelligible ) “ 

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Lol haaa  

Spock provides you with a smorgasbord of smile inducing and thought provoking one-liners, and you choose to quote this one in your response?

Please don’t blame chic , he’s still basking in the glory of busting a nut 

he took this real nice girl he met on plenty of fish out to eat at one of those places that has place settings and metal cutlery , so you know it was special , then , afterwards , he drove the meat truck down to coochietown and dropped off a delivery of milk and heavy cream …..

guy’s a multitasker , he was thinking about conspiracies the whole time , JFK , the Moon Landing , those gadgets that they put in NFL footballs , you know , the ones that can be manipulated with a turn of the dial to change the outcomes of games ……

So don’t be too hard on him

his brain’s not where it needs to be right now , it’s still attempting to download and re-connect all this new content he received by way of busting said nut ……

the influx of foreign hormones coming in at tidal wave force and speeds has temporarily incapacitated him ……

all his circuits are currently fried and awaiting that “ home sweet home “ effect …..

you know , that feeling of falling back into all those same comfortable things that one believes in before some catastrophic event changes them ……

I guess dropping a few ounces of testicle juice on his jimmy neutron bedspread may have fucked things up for him , possibly forever …..

and beauty is in the eye of the beholder anyway 

Stating that he found humor in droopy lipped Stallone beckoning to the tyrants who had just wanted to castrate him and then stick his balls in his mouth just an hour earlier to change their way of thinking and applauding them for doing so shows a great sign of character building in young chic …..

” I didn’t like you much , and ( unintelligible ) didn’t like me much none neither …. “

That’s poetry by Rocky right there …..

@spockgato

 When the Warriors sucked, it was scoring 100 points rather than preventing 100 points. And it was a Chalupa not a taco.