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That is what I expected no doubt, I am a loser and always will be.  So fuckin shit hopefully my bets will win at least.
 
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That shit is fuckin money, Millwood is gonna fuck up, he has been a bum for as long as I know.  KC is money, despite what ya'all say.  Alot of you guys are wrong, including alot of respected cappers on this.  The Royals are for real, and you guys with girlfriends and real lifes, unlike me, don't know it, but your gonna get stuck in the ass.  I'm a complete loser and I know the Royals are gonna win this game, I cannot get a girl to save my ass, but I know a baseball bet that is gonna win, so fuckin read it and weep.
 
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What happened with the roller derby girl?
 
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I have been fuckin bettin the Royals all year, and everyone told me I was fuckin wrong, but who's fuckin laughing now bitch.  Let's fuckin go you fucks, bring it, and I'm gonna knock your ass out.
 
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Giant. Ahman Green fucking layed it down on her, and she split.  It sucks but what am I gonna do, I can't compete with Ahman.  I am serious too, she is fuckin hot, her eyes are fuckin hot as shit.  But I couldn't compete, she wasn't that attracted to me anyway.
 
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don't feel bad Eddie George banged my friend with benefits then I never "was the same to her"
 
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ahman stole one of my bitches once when he was up here in green bay...dont sweat it buddy - it happens
 
 
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I am actually serious, is the bad thing.  She said the No Coast roller derby girls had to be at Red 9, that is a bar in Lincoln, and it just so happens a bunch of former Huskers were there signing autographs, ha ha.  I went into there just knowing I was screwed, but what could I do.  She was hanging all over Ahman Green, and I just left.
 
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You guys had women taken away from you by Ahman Green, too?!

I thought I was the only one.

 

It doesn't matter, I got the ultimate revenge when I cut him from my fantasy football team.

 
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if your girl want to be with Ahman Green then she is not a girl i would want anyway...if my girl told me she wanted to be with Ahman Green i would but her a plane ticket and pack her bags for her...he did you a favor
 
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the thing is I'm not joking either tuck, I was bartending at a restaurant in a hotel in Providence and Eddie George was staying at the hotel, he came down to the bar had a few drinks and asked me what was a good bar to go to ..so I told him a bar behind ours that everyone goes to when they get off of work, so he said cool I should grab a few people and meet him down there after we get out..So I brought myself and a co-worker who I had been hittin for a few months so she started talkin to Eddie I stepped away and he invited her back to his hotel room and the rest is historyyyyyy.. Then everytime I tried talking to her thereafter she wanted no part of me.
 
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Pg dad, alot of ya'all won't believe me, I figure your being sarcastic, but it is for real.  Red 9, it used to be P.O. Pears, but there was a shitload of former players there, along with the No Coast roller derby girls.  Fuckin Tommie Frazier was there, and a whole bunch of fuckin former greats, I was fucked, I just left.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by iron_mike:

if your girl wants to be with Ahman Green then she is not a girl i would want anyway...if my girl told me she wanted to be with Ahman Green i would buy her a plane ticket and pack her bags for her...he did you a favor
 
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we call those girls jersey chasers
 
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Good Thread
 
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Nos I don't doubt it, fucking shit happens.  It just sucks when it happens to you.  I mean I ain't bullshittin.  I fuckin slapped hands with Ahman when he walked in, and then my girl and all of the No Coast roller derby girls were all over the former players. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Nosaiddate:

the thing is I'm not joking either tuck, I was bartending at a restaurant in a hotel in Providence and Eddie George was staying at the hotel, he came down to the bar had a few drinks and asked me what was a good bar to go to ..so I told him a bar behind ours that everyone goes to when they get off of work, so he said cool I should grab a few people and meet him down there after we get out..So I brought myself and a co-worker who I had been hittin for a few months so she started talkin to Eddie I stepped away and he invited her back to his hotel room and the rest is historyyyyyy.. Then everytime I tried talking to her thereafter she wanted no part of me.

 

Was she hotter than Eddie's wife?
 
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I am serious, and if you know me I don't bullshit, I am dead serious.  I could get my brother on here to tell you I am not bullshittin.  He is 10" In Ditka, he doesn't post just is trying to get the streak on wagerline.
 
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Eddie's wife
 
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yea I told her that he had a wife the next morning, O well, he picked up my bar tab thats all that matters...
 
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wow eddie george's wife looks like a man, I'd be cheating every night if my wife looked like that...

so yea she was obviously better looking than that...

remind me sometime and ill archive up a picture of the girl, but I gotta head out now
 
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All I will say is the Royals are gonna win, and you can fuckin bank it.  I am a fuckin loser, but when I know a team is gonna win I fuckin know.  You really think journeyman Millwood is gonna follow up his 2 great games with another 1.  You're fucking drunk or fuckin stupid if you think that is gonna happen.  The kid, Greinke, is the real fucking deal, so fuckin bring it if you wish and be left hurtin. 
 
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Yeah, I was a little shocked at what Eddie was nailin'...

 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Giant:

Eddie's wife
She's on survivor
 
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Quote Originally Posted by tuckfexas:

All I will say is the Royals are gonna win, and you can fuckin bank it.  I am a fuckin loser, but when I know a team is gonna win I fuckin know.  You really think journeyman Millwood is gonna follow up his 2 great games with another 1.  You're fucking drunk or fuckin stupid if you think that is gonna happen.  The kid, Greinke, is the real fucking deal, so fuckin bring it if you wish and be left hurtin. 
maybe she left you because you talk like an asshole...one day you know everything and the next you have no self confidence...
 
 
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funniest thread ive read in a while.....
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