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don't sweat her, she ain't shit..there are plenty around..when i come to a Huskers game this year i will meet you out and show you how it's done  then i will get your ass back to the gym
 
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Shit, I am gonna whack myself to sleep with my No Coast Roller Derby card of Lateisha, I am a big loser, ha ha.  She is fucking a friend of mine right now.  I am pretty god damn pathetic, oh fuckin well.  See ya'all tomorrow, gonna have a couple plays in the bases I think, but I am pretty fuckin drunk so I am not sure yet.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Giant:

You guys had women taken away from you by Ahman Green, too?!

I thought I was the only one.

 

It doesn't matter, I got the ultimate revenge when I cut him from my fantasy football team.



fuck yeah
 
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Quote Originally Posted by tuckfexas:

That is what I expected no doubt, I am a loser and always will be.  So fuckin shit hopefully my bets will win at least.
 
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That shit is fuckin money, Millwood is gonna fuck up, he has been a bum for as long as I know.  KC is money, despite what ya'all say.  Alot of you guys are wrong, including alot of respected cappers on this.  The Royals are for real, and you guys with girlfriends and real lifes, unlike me, don't know it, but your gonna get stuck in the ass.  I'm a complete loser and I know the Royals are gonna win this game, I cannot get a girl to save my ass, but I know a baseball bet that is gonna win, so fuckin read it and weep.


Can i get on your list?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by iron_mike:

so why you sweating losing this chick you never banged...fuck that jersey chaser...go find another girl..who cares if you are fat,fat guys can get girls just ask frank and drew..nevermind bad example..but fat guys can get girls...



 
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Quote Originally Posted by tuckfexas:

I'm not gonna gloat about this, but I did win about 500 bones today, and that isn't what I wanted but it isn't bad.  Some fuckin people are just nuts on here, they just want ya to lose and shit.  Just focus on yourself man, that is what matters.  Don't fuckin worry about who's postin this and that.  Fuckin if you pulled your head out your ass you would realize Chuck didn't have a very good shot of winning, and it was either bet Rua, or lay the fuck off.
You were on the right side this time. But this statement proves your an idiot
 
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reading this thread about a high profile sports guy banging your girl makes me remember the good ole days of college when i was having sex with roy halladay of the blue jays girlfriend...  granted this was before he was roy halladay the star, he was pitching in AA dunedin florida and was having a long distance relationship with a girl that i was going to college with...   we were basically just fuck buddies.... He came to visit her a couple times had drinks with him...   she just told me to be cool... everytime i see him on tv i always think i used to fuck your girl.....
 
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At least you didnt lose your girl to Chris Kaman
 
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this tuckfexas dude is spot on
 
ahman green
 
 
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Papi_4_MVP:

 
At least you didnt lose your girl to Chris Kaman


 
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Quote Originally Posted by joepa510:

reading this thread about a high profile sports guy banging your girl makes me remember the good ole days of college when i was having sex with roy halladay of the blue jays girlfriend...  granted this was before he was roy halladay the star, he was pitching in AA dunedin florida and was having a long distance relationship with a girl that i was going to college with...   we were basically just fuck buddies.... He came to visit her a couple times had drinks with him...   she just told me to be cool... everytime i see him on tv i always think i used to fuck your girl.....



 
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Quote Originally Posted by AceOfBases:




 
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I banged a chick that banged Eddie George at Ohio St.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by clepto:

I banged a chick that banged Eddie George at Ohio St.


thats nothing! I banged eddie george at ohio state


 
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I'm serious. Funny that I bump into this thread.
 
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I don't know why you would think i m lying aceofbase... like i said he wasn't famous at the time and his gf at the time lived with a girl my friend was dating... long story short we became fuck buddies... she said i'm sure roy is doing the same thing in florida... met him a couple times when we were  both in our early twenties..... 
 
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This thread is fucking awesome
 
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i found out brian calhoun banged my ex girlfriend on new years.....we were still dating at the time luckily I did not get an std from the skank......since we broke up I found out that she boned travis beckham also......fuckin jersey chasers
 
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Ahman Green got arrested for beating his wife up when he was in Green Bay.    
 
 
 
One of the best running backs the Packers have ever had.       Ahman Green
 
Although we had a great offensive line at that time which helped him greatly.    Probably the best O-Line in the league those years.   At least Top 5.   
 
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Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheJet:

i found out brian calhoun banged my ex girlfriend on new years.....we were still dating at the time luckily I did not get an std from the skank......since we broke up I found out that she boned travis beckham also......fuckin jersey chasers

 

Looks like Wisconsin Badger players get alot of box.   

 
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I am still pissed off at my ex for fucking Haystack  Calhoun, she had a thing for fat farmers with a horse shoe around their neck.
 
 
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What about Gorilla Monsoon?or The Great Kamala?
 
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Tor Kamata, Toru Tanaka and Mr Fugi
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by clepto:

I banged a chick that banged Eddie George at Ohio St.


looks like eddie george gets around
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