Has Anyone ever been to Zona Norte Tijuana ?

I'm 44 yo and I say I'm average looking. No sores or open wounds. I like someone from 18-21 who is a 9 or better. What are the odds she will say no ? Or do they just automatically accept you if you have the $80 ? I don't want to get turned down by one of these girls, it would really be a blow to my self confidence. I'm kind of shy with the super beautiful women, Do I have to approach her or do I just sit there and wait for them to approach. I'm not sure of the protocol here. Has anyone ever been? What's the story here. TY

@Danny9999

What is your real username?

@packersbackers

 Bigred 

Scal?

 

Just wait till the sun goes down and then walk downtown with your dick in one hand and a hundred dollar bill raised high in your other hand all the while exclaming you want some beaner chicks that like to drink mescal, cant lose.

and yes i have been to Tijuana long time ago, never forget it.

 

Id like to spend a weekend with you in one night in tijuana 

Danny, a lonely 44 year old man with or without open sores or wounds is going to get his ass beaten in Tijuana while thinking he's still got game. 

Because your ass still hurts?

no hanky panky just good clean fun 

No, mainly because of the mud& cardboard huts, & the blind man with no legs trying to sell chiclets (gum) and another selling oranges and probably the young girl he was with.I have a few other memories but you can rest assured my ass is one way only.

@Biscuiteater1

 For the love of God I hope you bought some chiclets.

Take that $80 and split it up between cocaine and a Donkey Show.   Best investment you'll ever make      

 

*Note... if they say you can fuck the donkey, make sure it's a female one because those 4 legged bastards can turn the tables on you before you know what hit you   

Poor Danny ...never knew what he was getting into