Hottest Latina I ever saw last night

I'm just going to put this in the penalty box since it's ok to post that you are doing lines of coke because your wife is mean to you.

Both and at the same time. 

But it's not ok to post about legal escorting. 

Anyways the #1 rule down here is don't fall in love. While that makes perfect sense, it's really hard advice to follow. I don't think you guys realize just how perfect these girls are. And they are sweethearts too, yeah It's because they are competing for the limited customer base. I don't care, they are really cool ass girls too.

So last night, I meet this girl who actually lived in Texas a while. Speaks perfect English. 19 years old and an absolute perfect 10. Perfect butt, beautiful smile, seductive voice, and the cutest little panties. Well I will spare you prudes further details, but it was a great time. So I think I'm already catching feels for this girl so when I hit the club again tomorrow or Friday, I'm going to try to find a different girl. But I'm afraid none will live up to her. It will probably be Friday, I need 3 days recovery time. 

It's sad to me that you guys are putting up with those entitled American women. To be fair, I know most of you don't even have a woman, but I'm talking about the few of you that do.  I hope none of you  let your her drive you to lines of coke with her constant nagging. Don't put up with that shit guys. I understand that a broke gambler who probably can't perform in bed because he's thinking about his next bet is no great catch either, but still guys you have to have some standards. 

Guys down here have standards. All of them. Up in the States, I would always see nasty fat ass women with dudes that I assume actually banged them. They usually have nasty entitled attitudes too because they think they are hot even if they weigh 400. Down here, you will never see a fat cow with a dude. Guys down here aren't having no fat 400 pound cow. 

Your online life is amazing.   Any locks for us today? 

@Danny9999

 Congrats on losing your virginity! 

The Cowboys will once again be massively overhyped only to do nothing. 

Well that happened many years ago but certainly I did just recently lose my 10 virginity. I had never had anything close to a 10. I hope the same for y'all someday but it will never happen as long as you remain degenerate gamblers. 

@Danny9999

oooooh. you're looking to start a RAU with especially me. Dont know why. Maybe it's BC my user name. Good Luck to you anyway.

you seem like a youngster

so BOL Finding your way through the many Women you'll meet along your Journey through the life of a man.

OBTW...I'M Married to a Puerto Rican person that has been the best food and sex i've had in 31 years.

OH BOY DO I EXPECT A RESPONSE!

Puerto Rican person

High tempered attitudes

Can't use Jewish? lol

crazy..............sure............but the mofongo

No Lennon, I was not looking to start a RAU with you. Whatever that is. And your name Lennon doesn't matter to me. I have no positive or negative feelings toward Lennon. I am simply pointing out that every time I mention activities in Tijuana it is met with such shock on this board. First, it is legal down here and sex is completely natural. I would expect more shock toward someone posting that he is doing cocaine, and the reason being to escape your wife's behavior. Come on man. But I am impressed to learn she is a Latina. Now I understand. And my advice to you would be to tread lightly and stop pissing her off so much. 

I'll take the cow

2 lines in 2 days doesn't mean i'm a coke head like i was in the 80's and 90's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmbxinvLONE

This dude must've never clapped cheeks in his former life. Now he's tricking and going bananas about it. I say more power to him. If you're an expat in Mexico, retired at a relatively young age and single, I really don't know what else you're supposed to do.

@lennon65

 Is this person's name Juan? Pedro? Julio?

Oh yes I had been with some 4s and 5s maybe an occasional 6 even 6.5. Never been with a perfect 10 before. A perfect 10 that does just about anything you please and then leaves and doesn't expect a call the next day.

How about you ? What's your lifetime top hit ? A 5.5 ? A 6 ? 

And I bet in the long run you spent more money on her and listened to her nag your ass all day. And I know she made you drop any female friends you might have had. And I bet you were her mechanic, cheer up boy, and etc and you better not forget her birthday even though you probably don't even care. I always hated playing cheer up guy because I honestly don't give a fuk k that she feels ugly today or she's just emotional lately. Yeah I don't care.

But anyways you enjoy your 3.5s, 4s, the few of you who can even pull that. I hope she at least throws some make up on for you. 

I will keep walking into a beauty queen convention and having my pick for the very reasonable price of 100 USD plus room rental plus towel boy tip us girl drink maybe 120-130. Very well worth it.

Look I made some pretty large cash accumulated over many years and I thought what do I really want 

A brand new car not really 

An African safari watching exotic wild animals from feet away. Sounds fun but No 

Travel the world. No I'm too old. Don't care.

A different perfect woman 2-3 times a week, half my age, Latina, my pick of hundreds of perfect women, no nagging, no strings attached. No more nasty ass women who think they are twice as hot as they are. I think we have a winner. 

You go right ahead

And I get it. It's an expense. These girls aren't cheap. But it's not every night either. I couldn't get up for it every night especially now in my middle age. Best money I ever spent. I get to meet so many hot girls. Yeah you actually meet them first. Have a little date and make sure you vibe. Find out what they will let you do which is usually anything for $100. That cost money to as you buy them girl drinks or pitchers even. They are always cool as fuk to because they are trying to get the $100-$120 off you. Super cool. And when I decide to pass and look for a different one, you can actually see she is disappointed. Because she wanted to make the money of course.

The money I do spend though is offset by the cheaper cost of living anyway. It's a wash. It's definitely cheaper than all the money you guys lose on gambling and hand lotion  I assume most of you gamble. Well except Lennon. I don't think zi see him post plays and his wife probably has him on a weekly allowance. Not sure where he got the coke money. Not saying it's a bad idea though. Your mom's should probably have you on allowances too. Save up for when you finally move out instead of gambling it all away.

Going to be hitting the clubs tomorrow probably unless my old body says no. My first summer down here and it's surprisingly nice. Low 70s every day. Never too hot. But the girls always are.

Ever try getting it for free down there?

I'm sure there are some 3s and 4s down here that would give it away for free. I would just stay in the US and bone fat, smelly, females if I wanted that. There are no 9s and 10s giving it away free down here. They generally come from hundreds of miles away for the purpose of working. This is their job. Just like you don't go into your boss's office and offer to work free, they don't either. They also have to pay out a certain amount to the bar they are associated with. So, if they give it away free, they are actually paying as they would be losing money. Again, if you guys (who all claim to be winning so much money gambling btw) would prefer 3s just because they are free, you go right ahead. I will go ahead and spend the money and avoid the mid 40, fat, nasty, cellulite riddled, erection killers you guys bang. Hey whatever you have to do to save your last few dollars to gamble with, I guess. 

This dude was a virgin before he moved to Mexico. That's why he thinks everyone is boning 3s. Bro, my wife is still a solid 8. And if you account for the fact that she isn't in her 20s anymore, she's be a 9. I'm 41 so yeah, I'm not just walking into a bar/club and pulling straight 10s anymore but I've had plenty of top notch, 9-10 tail in my life. Brazilians. Argentinians. All kinds of Caucasians, Norwegians, French chicks, regular American mutts that are still fine as shit. Sometimes it came with buying drinks. Or sharing the bag. Sometimes none of that was required. You talk like a dude that never got laid until you moved to Mexico. The have hot hookers in Mexico. They're cheap. We get it. You're not impressing anyone. You're just making yourself sound sad, and lonely, and pathetic. I promise you that 99% of the married men on this website wouldn't trade our wives for every 19 year old hooker in all of Mexico.

Ate you sure its not a latino boy? 

@StumpTownStu

 Ha ha Stuart you make me laugh man. I so do wish I was a virgin beforehand. I would love to be able to say all I have banged is 9s and 10s. I hit some that were pretty bad, at least by comparison to these perfect Latinas down here. There are some things you just can't unsee man. By the way, plenty are not Mexican. The Chicas come from all over central and south America. Also, they are escorts. See that's why guys like you don't even do well down here. You don't show the ladies proper respect.

But for real, I don't "think" most of these guys are banging 3s. I know it. I use to see wasted drug addicts all over the west coast. Those dudes are alone or banging some nasty ass. Those drug addicts who have dedicated everything to their drug of choice are simply not pulling 9s.

Gambling is no different. You really think some incredibly hot woman is putting up with all the BS that comes with gambling. Watching games, being pissed, being broke all the time, mood swings, etc.

Yeah I know I know, you guys are better than the drug addicts. You have it under control and only lose what you can afford to lose. It's not a problem for you. Lol that's exactly what the drug addict says.

If you're wife is near 40, dude she's not an 8. That is your very biased judgement. It ain't a chance in hell. 

If 99% of you wouldn't trade your wives, then you're dumb or you have just given up on any part of life that isn't gambling. These 19 yo perfect angels down here are not putting up with some broke ass, gambling addicted fool whose only ambition in life is to finally win a 6 team parlay. 

Dude we have one guy on here whose wife was mean to him and drove him back to coke.

We have you and several others with 20,000 plus posts at covers. Yet I'm sad lonely and pathetic for banging some of the most beautiful women on Earth. Man gambling every day really messes up your mind. A heroin addict has more sense than you. 

Anyways, good luck on your bets. 

Danny   How bout the Oriolessssssssssssssssss

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