Hottest Latina I ever saw last night

They have draped themselves in utter humiliation

The last 2 times I mentioned them I ended up in rehab. I get the feel good story of perennial losers becoming winners. And I understand how that gives hope to everyone on covers. But still it's a bit much to get sent to rehab for doubting a particular team, but all I can do is follow the rules here. I don't make them. 

I saw these 2 filthy disgusting crackheads laying on revolution avenue today. I was thinking they probably don't have women and if they do damn she must be nasty AF. But then I remembered Stuart and caught myself. Who am I to assume things ? Maybe they both have perfect 10s at home waiting on them to get home from a day cracked out of their skulls rolling all over dirt and filth right in the middle of revolution avenue. 

I've got a bet for you. I bet you're an incel and you're not even paying for box. You're just not getting it at all. No adult male with an active sex life even talks like you. "Dude, I'm banging perfect 10s. The latinas down here are 10s. Maybe the crackheads have wives that are 10s." How old are you? You sound like a fat 16 year old virgin. We all see right through you, Don Juan.

A regular dude would just be like, "Yo, these pros are fine as fuck out here, fellas. Definitely worth the loot." You're in here like, "Oh my God, I saw the finest latina of my life. Total 10." No regular man who has ever got his sword wet talks like this. You legit sound like the 40 year old virgin.

Not just 10s. Perfect 10s. You don't even realize how fake you sound. That shit is all cap, as the kids say.

Stuart you sound angry dude. Is the wife not taking care of business. 20,000 posts at covers. You trying to escape something 

Wow Stuart I didn't even know what an Incel was. Had to Google 

"Incel” or “Involuntary Celibate,”  refers to a group of domestic extremists who adhere to a violent and misogynist ideology of male supremacy.  Incels believe they are entitled to sex with women and to women’s bodies, and they blame women for refusing to have sex with them.  Incels have an active online community and over the last eight years, Incels also have committed acts of violence against women around the world, including in the United States.  For example, in 2014, a self-proclaimed Incel named Elliot Rodger declared a “War on Women” and killed six people and injured 

Lol. Wow Stuart that's a bit much and spending time here on covers, I can assure you I don't believe in male supremacy. Very very few women are dumb enough to lose their paychecks betting on sporting events at a juice rate that makes long term winning practically impossible. 

But to me, the very term Incel is by definition, impossible. If you are celibate it's very definitely voluntary. It is for sale everywhere even in the US albeit illegally. That's like saying someone starved to death, involuntarily. And if someone just won't pay, they can always lower their standards to the bare bottom, much like compulsive gamblers have to. Either way, there are some females out there for you Stuart. Don't give up man. 

I'm not angry and I have a ton of posts because years ago I use to spend hours arguing with a guy named Scal. I don't even be on this site like that anymore. I've been on more recently out of muscle memory because football season is coming.

Yeah, there are plenty of females out there for me. Just not barely 18 Mexican hookers.... excuse me, "escorts". I'll stick to the one I have. If you were really happy in a life of paying for sex from women who are barely adults, if you were really happy in this life, you wouldn't be on a gambling website talking about it, as if it impresses anyone. Do you though. The one thing 20,000 posts has taught me is to not get dragged into these arguments, which are a pointless drain on time and energy.

@StumpTownStu

 
that’s what I can’t figure out.  Let’s say Danny boy is reaching his target audience and all these lonely covers boys start flooding Tijuana taking his nightly girls away from the attention he so craves then what?  If I happened upon some pool of everlasting life I certainly wouldn’t tell anyone about it. He might be left with only the fatties and that my friends is irony.  

Is Tijuana the city that is famous for the show with the chick banging the donkey?

Who is the victim there?  The chick or the donkey?

Do the chicks all have to bang the donkeys before they go bang the lonely americans?  Like an apprenticeship?

You are a journeyman escort first for like 8 months and 10 donkey shows, then you have tenure and go to see the doctor and get your shots and union card and move downtown and after the donkey torture it is easy to fake-like a goofy american.

Maria doesn't get to go downtown yet because she only banged 4 donkeys.  She isn't special just because she is Pedro's niece,,,,,,,,get that chica another burro.  Bring the burro grande and wipe that smug smile off her face, like she doesn't wanna work all day and she just wants to watch the telenovelas. Nepotism is an american thing, no bueno in TJ.

IDK,,...,,,,,,maybe it doesn't happen EXACTLY like that but it is probably pretty close to accurate.  

I’m honestly not sure what’s worse.   Telling the degens of covers how many 9s and 10s he’s banging and how everyone else’s life sucks.    Or gloating about winning 25k bets on local high school football games in Buffalo  

In my experience I've talked to a lot of Guys about a lot of things. When it comes to Sex,Gambling, or Fishing.......I've had sex with women,I've gambled for vast amounts of money and I've caught some pretty big fish but the ones that Do the most talking are doing the Least doing.

@JDD

 Bro, nepotism in donkey show apprenticeship?!

That shit has got me weak. If there's one thing I know about neps from experience, they're either the best or the worst.

This is the thing though. I know people who live in Mexico. Multiple people. Some part-time, some full-time. Some are retirees, some are 30-somethings to 40-somethings who work remotely, etc. They're all killing it though. They live in gated ex-pat communities. They're living like drug lords. And I have Mexican-American friends who, you go down there, and their families have cattle ranches. And agave plantations. And they're REALLY killing it. 200 years deep killing it. This dude is stepping over crack heads, and boning hookers, in fucking TJ. And he thinks we're being prudes.

@Danny9999

 Hey, Danny Boy, I'm about to put you up on game. If you move to a foreign country, a country where the U.S. dollar stretches further, and you ever have to even look at a crack head, you're not winning. You're losing. You lost. You're a loser.

I still have to fly into SF for business so I still see my fair share of drug addicts but when I'm in my home life, a crack head may as well be a mythical creature. They're like orcs. You could literally shoot one and they'd treat you like you saved Middle Earth. This dude is boning hookers in TJ and being indignant about it. What American over the age of 25 even goes into TJ. You've got to be fucking kidding me.

@Danny9999

 And another thing, what male over the age of 13 even talks like you? "These latinas are perfects 10s. Not 8s. Not 9s. Perfect 10s!!" You're forgetting that Covers is like 100% dudes. And we all know dudes. Homies, brothers, dads, uncles. All the dudes. That's a big dude net. We all know that dudes don't talk like that.

During Covid when shit was kinda shut down, the wife and I went to a few comedy shows because it was something to do to get out, have a drinks and shit. So this one comedy has this bit about his homie that they all know is . He says the dudes will say stuff like, "That chick's a perfect 10! Yowza!" He says he'd be bitting his fist like the goofy guy in the 80's movies. That's how you sound. Like a 40-year old virgin. Any regular man would be like, "Yo, these taquitos down in Mexico be fine as fuck. I don't what you bitches say. More for me!"

This dude said, "She had the cutest little panties."

Bro, no hetero-sexual male talks like that. Is that what this thread is really about. Cuz, bro, I'm come down there and bang some transformers with you. We can get after all the T-1000s. Are they hot? Are they perfect 10s. Tell me about those perfect 10s again, but be really descriptive.

@StumpTownStu

 lol I hope I painted a good picture in your head that made ya laugh.  My brain goes off in different directions sometimes.

Strange timing but I get a daily email from Vice with some stories and shit, it used to be good but now it is mostly trash nonsense.  Today the headline story was "North Africa is Latest Hub for UK Sex Tourism"  The article actually reminded me of this thread.  Here are some actual excerpts from it:

Some places have a reputation for sex: Thailand, Amsterdam, and Prague are renowned holiday destinations among those seeking a good time. But rising costs in the West are nudging some British men off the beaten track. Now, a community has formed for British men to swap tips and tricks about the best places to find sex across North Africa. We spoke to sex workers in North Africa to hear their experiences with British men travelling across the continent for sex.

UKPunting is an online forum dedicated to helping “Punters,” AKA buyers of sex, through a network of reviews, advice, and information. Most of the website is behind a paywall that can only be accessed through a yearly Bitcoin fee. There, alongside regional reviews for sexual services across the United Kingdom, is a “worldwide” section dedicated to punting abroad. While Asia has long been a favourite for those seeking to buy sex, there are over 10,000 posts in the ‘Africa’ section, focusing on countries like Ghana, Gambia, Kenya, and Morocco.

Discussion topics varied throughout the forum, but men were eager to swap stories about hotels suitable for bringing girls back to their rooms, prices for sex, and even advice on acquiring sex while you are on holiday with your wife. As one British punter put it, in a review of a recent trip: “The Gambia is a hidden paradise in the punting world… I’m in my early sixties, overweight and certainly not good-looking. However, it is easy to meet both local girls and the many prossies.”

While in other continents, punters mostly use popular mobile dating apps like Tinder. Many of the members draw distinctions in their comments between genuine sex workers and “civilians”, as this forum post illustrates: “I’ve just returned from a five-night trip where I had my wicked way with eight willing victims, aged from 23 to 37, only one of us was an out prostitute. The others were all local girls, keen to befriend white European holiday maker and very obliging.” Another user remarked: “You don’t need to worry about what bar to go to, or whether they are a working girl or not….I even got offered a blowjob on the juice if I bought one off the lady on the beach!” 

Mike, a 42-year-old mechanical engineer from Dorset whose name has also been changed to protect his privacy, uses UKPunting locally and to find sex abroad when he’s working away. “The problem with buying sex is that it becomes like a habit, but it’s also a physical need,” he said. “People need touch. People need intimacy. But if you can’t afford to meet sex workers in England regularly, going abroad seems to be a good option for some.”

Alongside sharing information, many men bragged about their ability to get more for their money. As one man noted: “All were voluntarily rewarded with meals, drinks, or in one case, the equivalent of £15 for a large bag of rice for her family….My total outlay was a fraction of what similar entertainment would cost in England.” 

These guys are like actual Dannys but in other countries.  

Danny would technically be a "Tijuana Punter" if we went by the industry verbiage.

 The usage of the wording "willing victims" from the one guy had a creepy sound to it.  I cannot unsee that sentence

I learned so much today.......

@JDD

 Man, good stuff. Yeah, Vice is hit or miss these days. If we want to bring this thing full circle, the story about the Mexican pointy boots is comedic gold. And here it is.

@StumpTownStu

 That is definitely from the "Real Life is Stranger than Fiction" department.

That video got a little weird for me when the little kid took his pants off, that's just me though

I knew that I saw those shoes somewhere before, then I googled Notre Dame Mascot Pictures, and wondered how these Mexicans aren't being sued for copyright infringement lol

If there is an argument you must be having it with yourself. I'm not arguing with anyone. Just stating facts. I just thought it was funny that you proposed a bet with me. A bet that I am an Incel. Which turns out to be some sexist motivated extremist ideology that I had never even heard of. Quite a wild reach there. Would you also like to bet me that I planned the January 6th attack on the Capital. Lol. All because I like banging young perfect Latinas.

And you always say it like it's such a taboo thing. Like I'm talking about incest or sex with horses. Something far out there.

Dude paying for sex with women a mile out of your league is the dest thing on Earth and today it's only gotten bigger with onlyfans, massage joints, websites like seeking arrangement, the weird sh it on Twitter where guys apparently pay for sexual fetish abuse, open air prostitution in every major city, brothels all across the US, etc. Trust me dude PLENTY of men are paying for it. It's not some extreme weirdo shit it's just something most guys won't admit to. I will pay for it from a supermodel type before I will ever touch some nasty trailer court, bucktooth, stinky ass 2 who will probably cost you more in the long run anyway. You aren't going to make me feel ashamed of paying and you most certainly are never going to convince me these compulsive gamblers between betting games every day,losing money and depending daily on the rush of action are pulling hotties on the side. 

Haha Stuart is mad because he's desperately looking for an argument and can't find one.

Yeah I see crackheads down here. You have to go into the zona Norte to meet up with the girls. They don't come shipped FedEx to your door. The zona also has a lot of drug addiction, as does just about anywhere.

I wonder where is this mythical paradise you live where you never see a crack addict. Lol. Because the 10 richest counties in the US all report moderate to high problems with serious drug addiction. The difference between me and you is I tell the truth and you make up a fake online reality.

You pulled plenty of 9/10 tail ? Your 40 something wife is a solid 8 and now you like in some mythical land where you never see a drug addict. Uh huh. You just keep on making up BS between shifts at burger king. 

I have some perfect 10 with cute little panties to go meet up with. 

@Danny9999

 I live in the country. Everyone owns their property and there are no crackheads. You don't have to go to a mythical place to avoid crackheads. You just need to not be a degenerate paying for poontang in TJ.

I'm about to put you up on even more game. If those chicks are telling you they're 19, they're probably 17. "Escorts" aren't giving you their real age. If a pro tells you she's 19, she's either 17 or 24. And in Latin America, it's almost certainly the former. You said it yourself, there's so much competition for that dollar. And there's no shortage of young, first-round draft picks to cycle through. And, what, do you think these woman are just independent contractors earning a little extra cash to pay their way through Universidad? Fuck no! These women are being trafficked. These women are being exploited. Forced to play with your shriveled up heater for a few pesos. And here you come in here, "I think I fell in love last night. Cutest little panties. Spoke perfect English." How do you think she learned English? Someone either groomed her from a young age to be an "escort". They probably trafficked her in the states first. She probably got caught and deported. How gullible are you? What, do you think this woman came to the states on a work visa, got sent back, fell into prostitution, all by the age of 19? You can't be this gullible. You're just sticking your head in the sand. You don't want to believe you're this monster contributing to the exploitation of young women so you come in here and try to convince yourself that you aren't. That's why you make these posts on a gambling website. You're trying to fool yourself. You're not fooling any of us though.

This idiot said the 10 richest counties all have drug problems. That's because they in place like New York, the Bay Area, etc. What a dipshit you are. Banging these child sex workers had rotted your brain. Who cares if she's 17 when she's a 10, right?

Do you though. As I have said in the past, what's a single guy of retirement age and living in Mexico to do? Not get laid? Whatever it takes, I guess. It's how you come in here though. Passing judgement on gamblers, on a gambling website. You're only trying to fool yourself. You aren't fooling any of us. If you were truly happy in this life, you wouldn't have to come here to talk about it. You live a sad, lonely existence and all you have are those brief minutes you pay for.